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- Jun 13, 2020
Hello students, welcome to today's lecture. Today we'll be looking at modern race relations in the context of the seven deadly sins, thus proving which race is best in the eyes of God.
Each sin will see each of the four major races ranked 1-4. 1 will get 3 points, 2 will get 2, and 3 will get 1. Whoever has the most points wins God's eternal favor.
Note that this is in the context of modern western civilization only. Races will be judged based on average behavior of individuals, not exceptions.
Wrath
1. Asians, hands down. Low crime rate across the board and little gang involvement.
2. Whites.
3. Latinos.
4. Blacks. No explanation needed.
Sloth
1. Asians win this one too. They work hard and generally don't take welfare, though that's started to change.
2. Whites.
3. Latinos. They almost made number 2 because of the strong work ethic of the men, but the woman are almost always welfare queens so the whole race suffers.
4. Blacks. High unemployment, high welfare use, and the only race to actively discourage self improvement.
Lust
1. Whites. Very close call between whites and Asians, but whites have a slightly lower tendency to be irredeemable coomers, whereas that seems to be the norm for Asian men.
2. Asians. Less likely to be furries and Twitter kink-obsessed cumbrains, but the men are nearly as bad as pajeets in the inappropriate horniness department.
3. Latinos. Mostly due to the very high rates of single motherhood and the explicit nature of all their media.
4. Blacks. Like Latinos but worse.
Greed
1. Asians. Borderline because they have more money and, according to modern thinking, that means they're greedy and privileged by default. But they're very community oriented and don't tend to commit many white collar crimes.
2. Whites. Beat Latinos because of the latter's high involvement in smuggling, drug dealing, human trafficking, etc.
3. Latinos.
4. Blacks. No explanation needed.
Envy
1. Whites, hands down. They're pathologically humble for the most part.
2. Asians. Neutral in this regard.
3. Blacks. Envy is basically their entire culture, but they still beat Latinos because at least blacks don't routinely commit felonies that put their entire families at risk just for the chance at getting access to white people.
4. Latinos.
Pride
1. Whites. Same reason as envy, really. You can't be prideful and hate yourself at the same time.
2. Asians. Again, largely neutral. "Azn pride" is a joke and is quickly outgrown.
3. Latinos. Boastful and obnoxious, although they can at least admit fault usually.
4. Blacks. Physically incapable of owning up to their own faults. Bordering on psychopathic self-worship.
Gluttony
1. Asians. They're thin.
2. Whites. Much less thin.
3. Latinos. Even less thin.
4. Blacks. The fattest race. Almost entirely because of the women.
Final Score
Asians: 18
Whites: 17
Latinos: 6
Blacks: 1
Conclusion: The weebs were right. Asians are the chosen race. Whites could still take it back in the future but for now the rules are the rules. Latinos and blacks have no chance of ever winning and might as well just embrace the sucks to suck philosophy.
Each sin will see each of the four major races ranked 1-4. 1 will get 3 points, 2 will get 2, and 3 will get 1. Whoever has the most points wins God's eternal favor.
Note that this is in the context of modern western civilization only. Races will be judged based on average behavior of individuals, not exceptions.
Wrath
1. Asians, hands down. Low crime rate across the board and little gang involvement.
2. Whites.
3. Latinos.
4. Blacks. No explanation needed.
Sloth
1. Asians win this one too. They work hard and generally don't take welfare, though that's started to change.
2. Whites.
3. Latinos. They almost made number 2 because of the strong work ethic of the men, but the woman are almost always welfare queens so the whole race suffers.
4. Blacks. High unemployment, high welfare use, and the only race to actively discourage self improvement.
Lust
1. Whites. Very close call between whites and Asians, but whites have a slightly lower tendency to be irredeemable coomers, whereas that seems to be the norm for Asian men.
2. Asians. Less likely to be furries and Twitter kink-obsessed cumbrains, but the men are nearly as bad as pajeets in the inappropriate horniness department.
3. Latinos. Mostly due to the very high rates of single motherhood and the explicit nature of all their media.
4. Blacks. Like Latinos but worse.
Greed
1. Asians. Borderline because they have more money and, according to modern thinking, that means they're greedy and privileged by default. But they're very community oriented and don't tend to commit many white collar crimes.
2. Whites. Beat Latinos because of the latter's high involvement in smuggling, drug dealing, human trafficking, etc.
3. Latinos.
4. Blacks. No explanation needed.
Envy
1. Whites, hands down. They're pathologically humble for the most part.
2. Asians. Neutral in this regard.
3. Blacks. Envy is basically their entire culture, but they still beat Latinos because at least blacks don't routinely commit felonies that put their entire families at risk just for the chance at getting access to white people.
4. Latinos.
Pride
1. Whites. Same reason as envy, really. You can't be prideful and hate yourself at the same time.
2. Asians. Again, largely neutral. "Azn pride" is a joke and is quickly outgrown.
3. Latinos. Boastful and obnoxious, although they can at least admit fault usually.
4. Blacks. Physically incapable of owning up to their own faults. Bordering on psychopathic self-worship.
Gluttony
1. Asians. They're thin.
2. Whites. Much less thin.
3. Latinos. Even less thin.
4. Blacks. The fattest race. Almost entirely because of the women.
Final Score
Asians: 18
Whites: 17
Latinos: 6
Blacks: 1
Conclusion: The weebs were right. Asians are the chosen race. Whites could still take it back in the future but for now the rules are the rules. Latinos and blacks have no chance of ever winning and might as well just embrace the sucks to suck philosophy.
