"Shadow of the Dead", my zombie apocalypse story

[WW 635]

When the dox starts dropping and the forums run slick with the salty tears of the autistic and innocent alike, I want you on my side. We'll gorge ourselves sick on the feeble, decrepit ghosts of Kiwi past and build ourselves a throne atop the pile of their abandoned user accounts, a throne from which to cow all of Kiwi Farms into whimpering, terrified subservience.

I would follow you to the ends of internet and bank again, doxing all we pass along the way. All shall tremble before the Throne of Kek as we feast upon the souls of the accounts of the damned and doxed. Let the weak be felled by our white page searches and the lame be culled by their own rancorous tweets and unsecured Facebook pages.