Shakedown in Progress

[Pikimon]

Congrats to @Cricket!

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

While some days it seems like leaving Disco as an unmoderated hellhole would be just as good as what we have now, there is one thread, with no offense to @CatParty, that makes me want to put my head through my laptop. It's the "What will happen to Chris after Barb dies?" one. If you thought Russell Greer's was circular, try 9001 pages of:
"Lol, he's going to be put into a group home."
"Actually, it's really hard to commit people to anything involuntarily in the US, plus Chris can do this, that, and the other thing for himself just fine."
"Lol, Barb is in so much debt that Satan is gonna take a piece of Chris's soul too."
Marvin: "Chris manages bills just fine, and could totally get a job tomorrow if he really needed to."
Everyone else: Sperging about what kinds of debt are inheritable in the US.
"Lol, Cole is going to come to Virginia and sell 14BC out from under Chris."
"But the one thing he does really well is ignore his family of origin, plus we don't even know what the old bat's will says."
"Lol, something something Norman Bates, pets eating Barb's corpse, etc."
Marvin: "Chris will 100% call 911 if something happens."
AnOminous: "The pets would be poisoned and die if they ate her anyway."
"Lol, he's going to be put into a group home."

Is there any way to leave just that one thread unmoderated to prevent further alcoholism among anyone who ends up dealing with Disco? Or, you know, nuke it from orbit?

 

[Null]

Personally I think it would be great for the site overall if people who brag about reporting Chris's auctions get threadbanned. It's literally on the list of rules the top of every page.

Same with people who brag about actually buying his junk.

Report them and I'll probably just start banning them. Idk how anyone can get sexual thrills off reporting shit like little hall monitor buttsluts.

 

[Ruin]

While some days it seems like leaving Disco as an unmoderated hellhole would be just as good as what we have now, there is one thread, with no offense to @CatParty, that makes me want to put my head through my laptop. It's the "What will happen to Chris after Barb dies?" one. If you thought Russell Greer's was circular, try 9001 pages of:
"Lol, he's going to be put into a group home."
"Actually, it's really hard to commit people to anything involuntarily in the US, plus Chris can do this, that, and the other thing for himself just fine."
"Lol, Barb is in so much debt that Satan is gonna take a piece of Chris's soul too."
Marvin: "Chris manages bills just fine, and could totally get a job tomorrow if he really needed to."
Everyone else: Sperging about what kinds of debt are inheritable in the US.
"Lol, Cole is going to come to Virginia and sell 14BC out from under Chris."
"But the one thing he does really well is ignore his family of origin, plus we don't even know what the old bat's will says."
"Lol, something something Norman Bates, pets eating Barb's corpse, etc."
Marvin: "Chris will 100% call 911 if something happens."
AnOminous: "The pets would be poisoned and die if they ate her anyway."
"Lol, he's going to be put into a group home."

Is there any way to leave just that one thread unmoderated to prevent further alcoholism among anyone who ends up dealing with Disco? Or, you know, nuke it from orbit?

Disco is an unmoderable shithole. Last time someone (@Hellblazer) tried to clean it up it broke his mind.

The only good thing about disco is that it keeps the shittiest posters quarantined and away from the rest of the site like our version of /pol/ or /r9k/.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

While some days it seems like leaving Disco as an unmoderated hellhole would be just as good as what we have now, there is one thread, with no offense to @CatParty, that makes me want to put my head through my laptop. It's the "What will happen to Chris after Barb dies?" one. If you thought Russell Greer's was circular, try 9001 pages of:
"Lol, he's going to be put into a group home."
"Actually, it's really hard to commit people to anything involuntarily in the US, plus Chris can do this, that, and the other thing for himself just fine."
"Lol, Barb is in so much debt that Satan is gonna take a piece of Chris's soul too."
Marvin: "Chris manages bills just fine, and could totally get a job tomorrow if he really needed to."
Everyone else: Sperging about what kinds of debt are inheritable in the US.
"Lol, Cole is going to come to Virginia and sell 14BC out from under Chris."
"But the one thing he does really well is ignore his family of origin, plus we don't even know what the old bat's will says."
"Lol, something something Norman Bates, pets eating Barb's corpse, etc."
Marvin: "Chris will 100% call 911 if something happens."
AnOminous: "The pets would be poisoned and die if they ate her anyway."
"Lol, he's going to be put into a group home."

Is there any way to leave just that one thread unmoderated to prevent further alcoholism among anyone who ends up dealing with Disco? Or, you know, nuke it from orbit?

The words "group home" have started to cause me irrational rage.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Report them and I'll probably just start banning them. Idk how anyone can get sexual thrills off reporting shit like little hall monitor buttsluts.

Joke's on you Null I was that kid who always asked if we had any homework before the school day ended.

Even thinking about pressing that report button gets the engine revving.

 

[Male Idiot]

Why the fuck do we still have owo as the moderator? That idiot has proved to be no fun all the time yet always comes back into autoritah power.

Does "she" blow you or something?

 

[Null]

Why the fuck do we still have owo as the moderator? That idiot has proved to be no fun all the time yet always comes back into autoritah power.

Does "she" blow you or something?

She is literally the only person who genuinely wants to moderate the salt mine and gushes about it enthusiastically like a fucking child enamored with some stupid toy on a shelf. An especially apropos comparison because everyone else sees it as a cheap plastic piece of shit made in China.

She's not a mod and her 'authority' only extends to that one board, which would still be in spergatory right now if she hadn't begged to let me give it a fifth chance.

Though I appreciate your dimwitted snark. Really creative work.

 

[Lunatic Fringe]

I have read this whole thread and know the rules in general but I just wanted to confirm something.

If we see someone post a reaction image we should report the post?

I thought they were banned/massively discouraged but in the last 6 months I've seen them popping up and wondered if I had now been allowed or I had imagined that rule.

 

[AnOminous]

If we see someone post a reaction image we should report the post?

Yes, do that. Do that even if I did it.

Also @Null in the cringiest mod messages on the forum, someone got a message from a mod telling them not to report news threads in A&H. I don't know who was right on that but I'm pretty sure you just told people actually to report stuff.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

I have read this whole thread and know the rules in general but I just wanted to confirm something.

If we see someone post a reaction image we should report the post?

I thought there were banned/massively discouraged but in the last 6 months I've seen them popping up and wondered if I had now been allowed or I had imagined that rule.

Always report them. I think their recent surge has to do with an influx of new members who think this is 4chan.

Reaction images are garbage and contribute nothing.

 

[Null]

Also @Null in the cringiest mod messages on the forum, someone got a message from a mod telling them not to report news threads in A&H. I don't know who was right on that but I'm pretty sure you just told people actually to report stuff.

That was a long time ago but I remember it because I was immediately demanding to know who said something so blisteringly fucking wrong.

 

[AnOminous]

I'll note the person posting the shitty threads in A&H that someone was told in a mod message not to report, @Golden Ruler, turned out in fact to be a cacky sock.

So just saying, the person reporting was reporting a real issue.

 

[Done]

I'll note the person posting the shitty threads in A&H that someone was told in a mod message not to report, @Golden Ruler, turned out in fact to be a cacky sock.

Who's Cacky? (:late:, I know, but please indulge me)

 

[Ruin]

Who's Cacky? (:late:, I know, but please indulge me)

The biggest autistic retard who was ever a member here which is an incredibly impressive feat considering this site's userbase.

 

[AnOminous]

Who's Cacky? (:late:, I know, but please indulge me)

A banned retard who keeps coming back and getting banned. Nobody knows why he does this.

 

[Done]

The biggest autistic exceptional individual who was ever a member here which is an incredibly impressive feat considering this site's userbase.

A banned exceptional individual who keeps coming back and getting banned. Nobody knows why he does this.

A cursory Google search seems to confirm your posts:

 

[LofaSofa]

Would a post only consisting of be considered a reaction image?

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Would a post only consisting of be considered a reaction image?

Not quite but it's still tacky and stupid.

 

[EI 903]

Disco is an unmoderable shithole. Last time someone (@Hellblazer) tried to clean it up it broke his mind.

The only good thing about disco is that it keeps the shittiest posters quarantined and away from the rest of the site like our version of /pol/ or /r9k/.

I now work in a group home for adults with developmental disabilities.

There is no escape.