Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

[RussianParasite]

Suck in that gunt Shame !
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Unbelievable. I’m really in disbelief that he would take such a dumb (and gross) photo of himself and post it as an “own.” Shane, how can you honestly look at this and not think you are fat?

I know this comparison is made (incorrectly) way too often, but his responses to trolls is getting to CWC levels. If this continues, we will need a Liquid Shane saga in the near future.

 

[Friendly Arbys Employee]

Shane, my brother in Christ, listen carefully. I am a short fat guy with a small dick. And you know what? My tree of fucks is barren, and I have none to give. Some people make fun of me, and I don’t care. Most people like me because I’m a nice guy who doesn’t become a raging asshole the minute someone challenges me. You should nut up, admit and embrace your flaws and move on.

 

[Harbinger of the Demiurge]

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You know, a wise man once said to me "if everyone misinterprets what you have to say, you just suck at communicating your ideas." Words to live by.

Shane, my brother in Christ, listen carefully. I am a short fat guy with a small dick. And you know what? My tree of fucks is barren, and I have none to give. Some people make fun of me, and I don’t care. Most people like me because I’m a nice guy who doesn’t become a raging asshole the minute someone challenges me. You should nut up, admit and embrace your flaws and move on.

Actually, fuck that. Keep doing you, you magnificent retard. It makes for great entertainment!

Based fat small-dick manlet. Own your faults and accept what you can't control.
I doubt Shame will ever do that though. Because, much like his with dipshit Internet slapfights, it's not HIS fault people don't get what he's saying. The onus is on others to palate his condescension and narcissistic attitude while simultaneously reading his mind to cut through his argumentative drivel.

 

[A Sunset]

Shane, my brother in Christ, listen carefully. I am a short fat guy with a small dick. And you know what? My tree of fucks is barren, and I have none to give. Some people make fun of me, and I don’t care. Most people like me because I’m a nice guy who doesn’t become a raging asshole the minute someone challenges me. You should nut up, admit and embrace your flaws and move on.

Actually, fuck that. Keep doing you, you magnificent retard. It makes for great entertainment!

If you’re not posting yourself shirtless to own the ALogs, you’re already a step above Shame Copes.


Take a look at this fucking back hair. It’s so thick behind his head you can see if fucking shooting straight out even with his beard covering it. You could make a wig out of the stinky back hair on this arm alone.

Shame, I’m a hairy dude and a lot of chicks like it. But nigger there’s a limit. Nobody likes back hair, and you are beyond back hair. Your back hair has ran out of room to grow and began invading the rest of your body. Shave that shit for your girlfriend. Christ.


Nice fat, stubby fingers there, piggy. Appropriate that someone so fat would have pig hooves.

You must understand, it is hard to be threatened by the actual content of your words when I am too busy laughing at them.

He’s frustrated that no one “pays attention to the content of my words” Becuase NO ONE IS FUCKING READING ANYTHING YOU SAY. I have never seen a more barren Twitter engagement for the frequency of tweets. Literally no one is liking or engaging in anything he posts and he’s been on it since 2009. What a lonely fuck.

 

[Finger Pistols]

Also why does this childless weirdo have a jar that says KIDDY ?

I find it appropriate, it amplifies the Kiddy diddler look that he's going for there

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

Obligatory "imagine the smell" post.
What are we smellin' you may ask? Anything really. Halitosis, perhaps? Unwashed back hair? Gunt cheese?

The answer is yes. Imagine it all and it still wouldn't be adequate to describe how repulsive this man is.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

Suck in that gunt Shame !
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[Spunt]

Hey Shane I bet a loser like you has never livestreamed himself blowing his own head off with a shotgun. That sure would own us good.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

At the very least he could have done the truffle shuffle.

 

[A Sunset]

Three things Shane will never do, because he’s too afriad:

1. Take a video of him stepping on a scale, proviing his weight. I bet he also has a really autistic nerd voice so he won’t talk in it either.

2. Take a picture of himself next to a tape measure proving he’s not 5’9”.

3. Take a shirtless picture with arms down and not sucking in gut or doing weird angles.

 

[internet friend]

I'd call him a yeti, but Yetis are meant to be tall

 

[RussianParasite]

Hey Shane I bet a loser like you has never livestreamed himself blowing his own head off with a shotgun. That sure would own us good.

That would be an improvement in terms of his dental health at least. Speaking of which, covering his mouth with the phone in the first picture and “smiling” without showing teeth in the second.

 

[JJLiautaud]

Suck in that gunt Shame !
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Still less pendulous bitch tits than Fatrick.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

I bet you never post fully nude photos, Shane.

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

I've heard Shane Nokes is sporting a 3" cum cannon and unless he correcTs the record, it's canon.

 

[ScooterL]

Shame could easily prove his current weight by making a Twitter video, today, and just show him stepping on a scale in real time. He won’t though.

He knows what the result would be.

 

[LobsterBoy669]

Three things Shane will never do, because he’s too afriad:

1. Take a video of him stepping on a scale, proviing his weight. I bet he also has a really autistic nerd voice so he won’t talk in it either.

2. Take a picture of himself next to a tape measure proving he’s not 5’9”.

3. Take a shirtless picture with arms down and not sucking in gut or doing weird angles.

4) Use the Kiwi Farms account that we all know he has and talk to us. Because he's a scared little babby Come on Shane, you "tough guy," come have a chat with us over here. You're so big and strong, so why be afraid of us? Fucking faggot.

 

[Troonos]

I actually believe his claim that's he's Fatrick's sock puppet.

Only Fatrick could be this fat and stupid and have such huge bitch tits and a broke dick.

 

[Seafarer]

So I want some consensus, is this absolute retard nigger Shane actually dumber than Patrick? I never thought such a thing could be possible but it’s actually a really hard choice for who is the dumbest sack of shit alive.

 

[Probably An Autist]

Shane may be dumber (he hasn't wirtten a shit book which takes a modicum of talent) but patrick is FATTER and nobody will have sex with him.