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Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.
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Yeah this is why I had so much doubt about it, and Thurston County population being only 300k. It's a big coincidence if it's not her. I even considered the possibility that she had an older kid she Tomlinsoned lol. She looks well adapted on social media though. For the record I don't have any ill will towards her despite Shane's conspiracy theories. If anything I find it admirable that she has a heart of gold to put up with such a fuckup of a half-brother.
In defense of the doxpost I was mostly interested in the fact he's a rape-baby who grew up without his real daddy as an explanation for his behavior. I got carried away and posted her address SORRY I just think it's funny that they may come across this thread by googling themselves. She'll confirm her maternal instinct of never letting him be unsupervised with the kids to be right.
I think this is Shane's childhood home but I got bored and didn't really research it too much lol. 11138 Charm Rd SE, Rainier
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edit2: nah I'm stupid, I think Dan has owned this for far longer than that. It's likely that Shane did live there.
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Huh. Didn't expect a cow-whore to make that funnier. Colour me surprised.
Here ya go. On the house.
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That would explain his perpetual rage.
She had some decent ones. Too bad @Harry Hamburgers can’t figure out Tor, same as @KF Cruiser. Not that I ever expected retard faggot Shame to be able to.
BTW, if anyone’s wondering what Shame’s been up to on Twitter, it’s literally just sperging about his furniture for 2 days, and claiming that leftys would defeat ”fascists” in gun battles (LOL).
I’m sure the stress and fatigue of watching someone else assemble a bed has him borderline-disabled from exhaustion. What a busy boy he’s been!
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The only time lefties have ever beaten fascists was because the fascists killed so many lefties they ran out of food and ammunition and Stalin didn't give a fuck. Wholesome based trad conservative Yanks and Anglos, though, have a tremendous k/d against fascists. Makes you think.
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An elite super hax0r can't figure out a process that is basically "click Install button cut and paste url."
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Uh! It's more of that trademark Kiwi Farms lies! First of all, Mr. 'I know how to install Tor', you need to go through the difficult process of typing out "www.torproject.org", something only true geniuses can do. Then you have to click the shiny button. Could you click the shiny button? I don't very well think so, busso! Then there's four (4!) different buttons, and you have to figure out which is the correct one. Only elite hackers can do that, yes, sir! And don't even get me started on all the buttons you have to press to actually install it!
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And if you're a mobilefag, there's a top-secret TOR browser on the Google Play store. Keep it on the down-low though.
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You may remember back in the early parts of this thread, Shame was begging on Facebook for a bed.
He was spending all his money on mountain dew and mountain dew themed Xbox accessories, and couldn’t spare a penny for something as unimportant as sleeping, which only occupies 1/3 of the day. Mountain dew powers through the other 2/3, so it’s obviously more important.
Shame originally begged enough money for the bed, but since a bed frame means attaching five entire pieces, he was shit out of luck. Since getting a J-O-B is out of the question, Shame would have to wait for more pity bucks (don't forget, his cashapp is $XboxMountainDew . The same as his exclusive XBox Live handle.)
Welp, the wait is over and today is the day! Shane finds some shady furniture reseller called "Ashley Home Store" who works with some ex-con assemblers at "1 Stop Bedrooms."
Like everything else in Shame's life, this endeavor should be nothing but success!
Let's take a look how it went:
( Archive, Link )
Oh no. It seems there must have been some issues.
Right away, Shame is throwing profanity around, "fuck you" "Treat me like shit." I imagine him screaming and spewing mountain dew, reading the words aloud as he types them.
Let's see what Shame Claims:
First, One Stop Bedrooms tries to contact Shame and work out what the issue is:
(Archive, Twitter)
One Stop Bedrooms is very professional, and state that "same day delivery/assembly" just simply isn't possible. They are happy to work with him, and schedule him in their first available slot.
Shane isn't having it. All trust us gone. How dare this company be understaffed?
He starts raving like a lunatic and going through the days of the week
Monday:
Shane says: "the appointment on Monday where they left early"
What really happened: Only the delivery guys (Ashley Furniture) were scheduled to drop off the item. They do not assemble the item, that is a different company (One Stop Bedrooms)
Tuesday:
Shane says: "like they said I had Tuesday that they didn't tell you about & skipped?"
Schizo Translation of what really happened: There was a secret agreement in Shane's mind that he would have next day installation, even though it wasn't scheduled. Because of this, Shane decides he owns the rights of the day of the week, Tuesday. He didn't tell One Stop Bedrooms this, but they should have known, and shouldn't have skipped the appointment they didn't have booked.
Wednesday:
Shame lays on the floor, shirtless, and cries in a pit of empty mountain dew bottles
Thursday:
Today, May 11th, Shame seeks revegenge and restitution over Twitter (following Superhacker Jackie's lead of tagging @FBI for everything)
He pissed off some chick named Abbey who threatened to put him on hold if he didn't calm tf down, after he kept screaming about his secret service connections and demanding a supervisor.
Ashley Furniture also responds:
Very professional bot response, asking him to connect with some dude in their India support center over DM.
Before Shame contacts them, he uses his elite hacker skills to search twitter for everyone who has had a problem with either of these companies, and retweets them all.
He needs to make sure his twitter feed is free of his kiwifarms sperging before attempting to respond to the Ashley bot. Reputation is everything in Shame's world, afterall. And like the rest of his rep, it's a completely made up facade to the sad sperging reality.
Like 20 retweets of people with problems
He even replies to posts from months ago, to ensure his replies seem pro-active in The Noke's Takedown of Ashley/One Bedroom:
(Archive, Twitter)
He is totally cool and calling them "mad sus af,"
and threatens to use his backroom connections with Google/PayPal to get the charges forcibly reversed.
Shane is going to give them one more chance to assemble it (He already the product but no assembly skills) or he's going to make the call.
Thankfully for this Lindsay Karr person, they choose to completely ignore Shame.
With his twitter history decked to show Ashley Furniture that he is not to be messed with, he goes ahead and DMs with them for a few minutes..
Realizing what a nutcase this guy his (it's not hard to scroll back 40 tweets to the Kiwifarms shit), they decide it's not worth the $20 bed frame, and so they issue a full refund:
(Archive, Twitter)
Shane admits that it's just unsold overstock from other stores and manufacturers, and somehow tries to use this point as a "pwn" on Ashley Furniture.
Even though he is the one who chose to buy the garbage in the first place, it is Ashley's fault he was only able to beg enough money to afford their junk tier of rebranded overstock/damaged items.
So this means he now has the bed for free, but still assembly to go through...
Friday comes, and Shame still hasn't replied to One Stop Bedroom's request to schedule.
(Archive, Twitter)
Wait, what's this?
Somebody at One Stop Bedrooms checked the records, and it appears that Shame was LYING when he was begging for a refund before (fraud)!
It wasn't just delivered, it was actually delivered and assembled.
Oh no, Shane is in deep shit, now!!
One Stop Bedrooms seems to be onto the game, and says they will send out a technician to evaluate the situation.
Shane already got the refund, so he has to pretend like it was legit to avoid being investigated for Fraud:
He's so scared of finding out, he's not even proof-reading. "half-aasembled"
He starts yelling about his made-up enemy "Abby" and complains once again of poor customer service because she wouldn't issue him a refund AND a free installation.
Now it makes sense why Abby was giving him issues! Shame was trying to pull a quick one on both companies, get a free bed with installation, and use all the donated money to probably buy shitty mountain dew themed XBox's and controllers!
For Shame, Shane! That's a fucking crime, dude!
"Bullshit!" He cries. "Stop lying." he sternly pleads.
But Shane knows he is in hot water... so he has to think quick.
(Archive, Twitter)
Shane goes wild knowing he is about to be caught!
He didn't ever respond to the Saturday appointment because he got everything he wanted (free bed)... but the One Bedroom company is now forcibly scheduling a person to come out and analyze the job they marked complete.
So Shane gets a wild idea: "I'm just going to bust up my bed so it looks damaged!"
Nowhere prior did he mention even a single time any damage. Keep in mind it got delivered on Monday, and this is now Friday. 5 days to notice the damage
Nope, not plausible. He absolutely went to town trying to damage his bed, so he could make a new claim on why he didn't just commit fraud.
This is the fully assembled bed that Shame says is "incomplete." If you've never built one of these ready-made bedframes, there are 2 allen-key screws on each corner. Then, there is a sheet of planks which are strapped together which unfold onto that assembled frame. On these panks, in the center, are screw holes. There are peg legs which just hand-screw into these, to level the bed with the floor.
It's fully assembled. The only thing missing is setting the mattress on top.
Damn... I hope they are going to buy the "By half assembled I acktually meant damaged!" claim.
Alright, so Saturday hits, and Shame is just staring at the clock, sweating profusely, and drinking mountain dew.
Before 15 minutes even strikes, Shame writes this full tweet, saying they never showed:
Notice it was submitted at exactly 8:45. There's no way this tweet took 30 seconds to write, plus a screenshot.
He was waiting until that minute hand hit :45 and immediately smacking submit.
He's so scared, right now. Look how many cry-face emojis he has to use to keep his composure.
As Shame's "partner" has stated, Shane cannot control his own bowels. His apartment probably reeks of shit, dirty cum tissues, anal creampies, rotten McDonalds, and fat.
The investigator is completely overwhelmed and wants to spend no more time there than she has to be.
She notes some things are damaged (Remember, Shame had to have done this himself), and that there are some missing parts. Shane lies and says there's some "middle wooden block for the slats" which doesn't exist. Maybe this is 100% a lie or maybe the investigator just wanted to agree and get the fuck out of there. Who knows.
Shame does mention some missing drawer pieces, maybe these are legit.
Ahhhhh wait, that makes a lot more sense. It seems 1StopBedrooms decided against sending one of their own out to investigate, and instead spent it on some random labourer on "TaskRabbit" (an app for non-skilled people to hang pictures or shovel trash or assemble ikea, etc).
That person had no idea how this bed works (the middle slat claim makes that clear), and actually just acknowledged that "yup, it's damaged, and some pieces aren't here," collected his $30 from TaskRabbit, and left.
Shame has been completely silent since all of this occurred. I'm sure he realizes that if anything of value was at stake here, his fraud would have been investigated, a police report filed, and civil court dragging him in.
He's probably laying low now until the heat passes.
He was spending all his money on mountain dew and mountain dew themed Xbox accessories, and couldn’t spare a penny for something as unimportant as sleeping, which only occupies 1/3 of the day. Mountain dew powers through the other 2/3, so it’s obviously more important.
Shame originally begged enough money for the bed, but since a bed frame means attaching five entire pieces, he was shit out of luck. Since getting a J-O-B is out of the question, Shame would have to wait for more pity bucks (don't forget, his cashapp is $XboxMountainDew . The same as his exclusive XBox Live handle.)
Welp, the wait is over and today is the day! Shane finds some shady furniture reseller called "Ashley Home Store" who works with some ex-con assemblers at "1 Stop Bedrooms."
Like everything else in Shame's life, this endeavor should be nothing but success!
Let's take a look how it went:
( Archive, Link )
Oh no. It seems there must have been some issues.
Right away, Shame is throwing profanity around, "fuck you" "Treat me like shit." I imagine him screaming and spewing mountain dew, reading the words aloud as he types them.
Let's see what Shame Claims:
- They failed to deliver and assemble the bed
- Terrible and malicious customer service
- Constant reschedules
First, One Stop Bedrooms tries to contact Shame and work out what the issue is:
(Archive, Twitter)
One Stop Bedrooms is very professional, and state that "same day delivery/assembly" just simply isn't possible. They are happy to work with him, and schedule him in their first available slot.
Shane isn't having it. All trust us gone. How dare this company be understaffed?
He starts raving like a lunatic and going through the days of the week
Monday:
Shane says: "the appointment on Monday where they left early"
What really happened: Only the delivery guys (Ashley Furniture) were scheduled to drop off the item. They do not assemble the item, that is a different company (One Stop Bedrooms)
Tuesday:
Shane says: "like they said I had Tuesday that they didn't tell you about & skipped?"
Schizo Translation of what really happened: There was a secret agreement in Shane's mind that he would have next day installation, even though it wasn't scheduled. Because of this, Shane decides he owns the rights of the day of the week, Tuesday. He didn't tell One Stop Bedrooms this, but they should have known, and shouldn't have skipped the appointment they didn't have booked.
Wednesday:
Shame lays on the floor, shirtless, and cries in a pit of empty mountain dew bottles
Thursday:
Today, May 11th, Shame seeks revegenge and restitution over Twitter (following Superhacker Jackie's lead of tagging @FBI for everything)
He pissed off some chick named Abbey who threatened to put him on hold if he didn't calm tf down, after he kept screaming about his secret service connections and demanding a supervisor.
Ashley Furniture also responds:
Very professional bot response, asking him to connect with some dude in their India support center over DM.
Before Shame contacts them, he uses his elite hacker skills to search twitter for everyone who has had a problem with either of these companies, and retweets them all.
He needs to make sure his twitter feed is free of his kiwifarms sperging before attempting to respond to the Ashley bot. Reputation is everything in Shame's world, afterall. And like the rest of his rep, it's a completely made up facade to the sad sperging reality.
Like 20 retweets of people with problems
He even replies to posts from months ago, to ensure his replies seem pro-active in The Noke's Takedown of Ashley/One Bedroom:
(Archive, Twitter)
He is totally cool and calling them "mad sus af,"
and threatens to use his backroom connections with Google/PayPal to get the charges forcibly reversed.Shane is going to give them one more chance to assemble it (He already the product but no assembly skills) or he's going to make the call.
Thankfully for this Lindsay Karr person, they choose to completely ignore Shame.
With his twitter history decked to show Ashley Furniture that he is not to be messed with, he goes ahead and DMs with them for a few minutes..
Realizing what a nutcase this guy his (it's not hard to scroll back 40 tweets to the Kiwifarms shit), they decide it's not worth the $20 bed frame, and so they issue a full refund:
(Archive, Twitter)
Shane admits that it's just unsold overstock from other stores and manufacturers, and somehow tries to use this point as a "pwn" on Ashley Furniture.
Even though he is the one who chose to buy the garbage in the first place, it is Ashley's fault he was only able to beg enough money to afford their junk tier of rebranded overstock/damaged items.
So this means he now has the bed for free, but still assembly to go through...
Friday comes, and Shame still hasn't replied to One Stop Bedroom's request to schedule.
(Archive, Twitter)
Wait, what's this?
Somebody at One Stop Bedrooms checked the records, and it appears that Shame was LYING when he was begging for a refund before (fraud)!
It wasn't just delivered, it was actually delivered and assembled.
Oh no, Shane is in deep shit, now!!
One Stop Bedrooms seems to be onto the game, and says they will send out a technician to evaluate the situation.
Shane already got the refund, so he has to pretend like it was legit to avoid being investigated for Fraud:
He's so scared of finding out, he's not even proof-reading. "half-aasembled"
He starts yelling about his made-up enemy "Abby" and complains once again of poor customer service because she wouldn't issue him a refund AND a free installation.
Now it makes sense why Abby was giving him issues! Shame was trying to pull a quick one on both companies, get a free bed with installation, and use all the donated money to probably buy shitty mountain dew themed XBox's and controllers!
For Shame, Shane! That's a fucking crime, dude!
"Bullshit!" He cries. "Stop lying." he sternly pleads.
But Shane knows he is in hot water... so he has to think quick.
(Archive, Twitter)
Shane goes wild knowing he is about to be caught!
He didn't ever respond to the Saturday appointment because he got everything he wanted (free bed)... but the One Bedroom company is now forcibly scheduling a person to come out and analyze the job they marked complete.
So Shane gets a wild idea: "I'm just going to bust up my bed so it looks damaged!"
Nowhere prior did he mention even a single time any damage. Keep in mind it got delivered on Monday, and this is now Friday. 5 days to notice the damage
Nope, not plausible. He absolutely went to town trying to damage his bed, so he could make a new claim on why he didn't just commit fraud.
This is the fully assembled bed that Shame says is "incomplete." If you've never built one of these ready-made bedframes, there are 2 allen-key screws on each corner. Then, there is a sheet of planks which are strapped together which unfold onto that assembled frame. On these panks, in the center, are screw holes. There are peg legs which just hand-screw into these, to level the bed with the floor.
It's fully assembled. The only thing missing is setting the mattress on top.
Damn... I hope they are going to buy the "By half assembled I acktually meant damaged!" claim.
Alright, so Saturday hits, and Shame is just staring at the clock, sweating profusely, and drinking mountain dew.
Before 15 minutes even strikes, Shame writes this full tweet, saying they never showed:
Notice it was submitted at exactly 8:45. There's no way this tweet took 30 seconds to write, plus a screenshot.
He was waiting until that minute hand hit :45 and immediately smacking submit.
He's so scared, right now. Look how many cry-face emojis he has to use to keep his composure.
As Shame's "partner" has stated, Shane cannot control his own bowels. His apartment probably reeks of shit, dirty cum tissues, anal creampies, rotten McDonalds, and fat.
The investigator is completely overwhelmed and wants to spend no more time there than she has to be.
She notes some things are damaged (Remember, Shame had to have done this himself), and that there are some missing parts. Shane lies and says there's some "middle wooden block for the slats" which doesn't exist. Maybe this is 100% a lie or maybe the investigator just wanted to agree and get the fuck out of there. Who knows.
Shame does mention some missing drawer pieces, maybe these are legit.
Ahhhhh wait, that makes a lot more sense. It seems 1StopBedrooms decided against sending one of their own out to investigate, and instead spent it on some random labourer on "TaskRabbit" (an app for non-skilled people to hang pictures or shovel trash or assemble ikea, etc).
That person had no idea how this bed works (the middle slat claim makes that clear), and actually just acknowledged that "yup, it's damaged, and some pieces aren't here," collected his $30 from TaskRabbit, and left.
Shame has been completely silent since all of this occurred. I'm sure he realizes that if anything of value was at stake here, his fraud would have been investigated, a police report filed, and civil court dragging him in.
He's probably laying low now until the heat passes.
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Somehow everyone Shame deals with is a complete asshole. I wonder if there's something in common between all of these interactions.
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A Master Hacker, yet assembling a bed is too complex a task.
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Imagine being such a low-tier human that you have to scam a flophouse-tier bed and can't even put it together.
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That level of sucking at life is unfathomable. like trying to think of a new color, or divide by zero.
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Well, we have long speculated in this thread whether Shane is as much of a raging, lying asshole in real life as he is online, or whether he's just a keyboard warrior.
Well now we have an answer.
Shane is just as much of a lying, belligerent cunt in person as he is on the internet. It's not a "brand", or a "persona". He's just a massive, raging shithead.
And he has no friends, no family he is close to, no job, no money, enemies everywhere and a consistent record of failure so total and all-encompassing that he has to make up ridiculous lies about being a genius super-hacker to hide his embarrassment and shame.
Yet it is clear that he, much like Patrick Tomlinson, has never made the connection between the way he interacts with people and the fact his life is a sad, lonely catastrophe. And as anyone who has spent any time on the Farms knows, some people simply never do. We often speculate as to what brain malfunction causes this, but some people genuinely believe they are in the right even as they smash their own lives to pieces around them. Those are the true lolcows, and Shane has joined the elite in that respect.
Well now we have an answer.
Shane is just as much of a lying, belligerent cunt in person as he is on the internet. It's not a "brand", or a "persona". He's just a massive, raging shithead.
And he has no friends, no family he is close to, no job, no money, enemies everywhere and a consistent record of failure so total and all-encompassing that he has to make up ridiculous lies about being a genius super-hacker to hide his embarrassment and shame.
Yet it is clear that he, much like Patrick Tomlinson, has never made the connection between the way he interacts with people and the fact his life is a sad, lonely catastrophe. And as anyone who has spent any time on the Farms knows, some people simply never do. We often speculate as to what brain malfunction causes this, but some people genuinely believe they are in the right even as they smash their own lives to pieces around them. Those are the true lolcows, and Shane has joined the elite in that respect.
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This is the kind of Kino Content you can only get on Kiwi Farms. TYFYS King.
This furniture saga, as others have stated, delightfully demonstrates that Shame’s asshole behavior is not limited to the Internet, but extends to real life. He cannot even get a bed delivered to him without sperging out on Twitter, going to war, then lying while calling other people liars.
What an unlikeable cartoon character of a human, folks. Shame is LOLcow incarnate. Fat, too.
Perhaps the best part for me is that we know every small detail of this Furniture meltdown. All because Shame chronically overshares about himself on Twitter.
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Shame Nokes begged for this bed money on Facebook over the last month.
He's scammed himself into a full refund by profusely lying, which back-fired and culminated in him attacking his own furniture (probably with a butter knife).
Do you think he's going to return the money to his aunts and cousins?
Is @Harry Hamburgers back in the budget?
He's scammed himself into a full refund by profusely lying, which back-fired and culminated in him attacking his own furniture (probably with a butter knife).
Do you think he's going to return the money to his aunts and cousins?
Is @Harry Hamburgers back in the budget?
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A literal child could assemble a simple bed frame like that. They're designed to be easy. What a pathetic individual
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What the actual fuck, he can't assemble a bed? Is he even a man?
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Especially one who has no job and an infinite amount of free time. Couldn't even do it with his gunt girlfriend.
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It's beneath him and his massive brain. But in reality he's unable to figure out how those fasteners work.