Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

[John Andrews Stan]

some beautiful photos of our king i believe haven't been shared before.

They have been, more than once. But thanks for the reminder that this dude is so pathetic and gross that he has to be proud of standing next to the nastiest hogs on the planet.

 

[An automatic clown]

Every time I see this thread bumped I hope it's either an obituary due to a massive heart attack or he unlocked his twitter.

 

[internet friend]

Every time I see this thread bumped I hope it's either an obituary due to a massive heart attack or he unlocked his twitter.

I only hope for the last one. It's no fun when he's just sperging at no one

 

[Piggle Rick]

I only hope for the last one. It's no fun when he's just sperging at no one

Agree, I just want him to tell the world more about his mad black belt in krav maga and his triple doctorate in online hunting of people who call him a fat incel.

 

[Sniperwoof]

That's a big bitch God damn, Autistic GF has to be 500 pounds.

 

[TV's Adam West]

*stress sigh* come back Shane. I'm sorry. I miss you Shane.

 

[Helvetia]

we won't call you fat if you come back shane, we promise. and we'll hide all the butter knives.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

we won't call you fat if you come back shane, we promise. and we'll hide all the butter knives.

Decent way to get him to come back. Play into his fetish. He'll likely PM you and ask you if you mean hiding them in his ass then proceed to send you winking/ smiling emoji's

 

[Azdy]

Here's some classic Shane.

https://archive.ph/hVj3s

https://archive.ph/ZI6wA

Bragging about his great job. What is his job?

https://archive.ph/bkRrQ

Didn't he deny working at a call center? Oops...
There's way more. https://groups.google.com/search?q=shane nokes

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Is he calling that lardass his wife now? OK, sure. Well, it's not like anyone human-shaped would have anything to do with him.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Is he calling that lardass his wife now? OK, sure. Well, it's not like anyone human-shaped would have anything to do with him.

Those are from 2008. Lardass wasn't in the picture at the time so he's referring to the ex-wife who divorced his sorry ass the next year.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

She made the right choice. Poor Shane, so unlucky in love.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Here's some classic Shane.

The Xenos (360's GPU) doesn't have enough eDRAM to hold a frame buffer that size. Even if it theoretically did, the chip doesn't have enough bandwidth to render 60 frames of that size a second. He apparently never wondered why all 360 games weren't 1080p native. Classic Shane.

Bragging about his great job. What is his job?

I love people making up absurd FCC regulations.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Those are from 2008. Lardass wasn't in the picture at the time so he's referring to the ex-wife who divorced his sorry ass the next year.

This guy has nearly a two decade long history arguing with people who know more about the subject mater he professes to be an expert in and clearly shows that he doesn't have a clue. Imagine what it was like to be married to him.

https://www.dell.com/community/en/conversations/desktops-general-locked-topics/hibernate-vs-shutdown/647e7711f4ccf8a8de254791?page=2

https://www.ghostarchive.org/archive/Ha6Fh

Shane also doesn't understand how to feed a family. Probably because he eats enough for four people and thinks everyone does. He also referred to a "wife" in 2006 but pretty sure he was single at the time.

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

Every time I see this thread update my heart flutters that we might have an update, that he might have come back to us, only to be let down.

We should start flying those butterknifes at half mast.

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

Microsoft is falling apart because Shane's six month contract at the call center was outsourced to some pajeet

https://www.threads.net/@dewthepdx/post/C9nWYXdRb0M

 

[AirdropShitposts]

So I guess that means we can blame Shane for the RROD and Microsoft's historic sized write-off. (They didn't test the chips or motherboards.)

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Microsoft is falling apart because Shane's six month contract at the call center was outsourced to some pajeet
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https://www.threads.net/@dewthepdx/post/C9nWYXdRb0M

https://firewalltimes.com/microsoft-data-breach-timeline/

 

[MustIBeLoggedInToDoThat?]

Microsoft is falling apart because Shane's six month contract at the call center was outsourced to some pajeet
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https://www.threads.net/@dewthepdx/post/C9nWYXdRb0M

Alright, Shane's back!

If Shane had the power to stop this from happening (if he was still employed that is). Wouldn't that mean that he also oversaw the "windows as a service" implementation that lead to this in the first place?

I don't feel so good, have we been picking on an elite globalist this whole time?

 

[Helvetia]

fag.