Shane Holmberg / Shane Presley Holmberg - The Containment Cell for The Breaker of Chairs, Eater of Shoes, Groomer of His Child Bride

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Shane Holmberg on Twitter: "Awww so now that you find out about Vic i…

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The weird part is you're dating your friend's daughter whom you presumably met far before they were of age. That's suspect as fuck. How is this so hard to understand?
 
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The weird part is you're dating your friend's daughter whom you presumably met far before they were of age. That's suspect as fuck. How is this so hard to understand?
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the problem is, his tiny brain is having a problem understanding that vic is also dating someone younger than himself. you get how thats confusing, right?
 
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Shane is the kinda guy that invites you over to play video games and gives you the madkatz controller
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not the good one though, with the ergonomic grips still intact and the wired connection so when his Wavebird dies midmatch, you beat his ass so you can finish your chicken wings.

Nah, the bad one where the "A" Button sticks and the d-pad doesn't work.
 
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The weird part is you're dating your friend's daughter whom you presumably met far before they were of age. That's suspect as fuck. How is this so hard to understand?
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He's profoundly mentally subnormal. Not sure what's up with him, other than he's fucked in the head.
I'm not going to automatically judge someone for a massive age difference, as long as they're consenting adults.
I AM going to look sideways at someone who appears to have possibly known her when she was a minor ... and only talks about how damaged she is and how great she is in bed ... Something is definitely off in that relationship. The way he describes her and the situation makes him seem predatory.
 
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I.... ummm.... what?
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...so, let me see if i get this. not only are you married to and fucking a girl you may have groomed and is the daughter of one of your friends, you are perfectly okay whoring her out for some shekels?

see, vic is a sex offender because hes touched people and is dating a younger girl. shane is clearly on the level.
 
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...so, let me see if i get this. not only are you married to and fucking a girl you may have groomed and is the daughter of one of your friends, you are perfectly okay whoring her out for some shekels?
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To a guy named "John Shekel" no less, which I hope is a pseudonym.

What a creepy motherfucker. He should be watched by the authorities. This is the kind of man who is a vic kicker.
 
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Dumpster dived waifu said:
...so, let me see if i get this. not only are you married to and fucking a girl you may have groomed and is the daughter of one of your friends, you are perfectly okay whoring her out for some shekels?

see, vic is a sex offender because hes touched people and is dating a younger girl. shane is clearly on the level.
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Bottom floor of the 9th Circle, maybe.


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To a guy named "John Shekel" no less, which I hope is a pseudonym.

What a creepy motherfucker. He should be watched by the authorities. This is the kind of man who is a vic kicker.
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In a just world, the FBI would have been there yesterday.
 
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Goddamn it Shane. THIS. This is why people think your relationship with your wife is fucked up.

As a man in your 40's you don't talk about your newlywed wife who is barely old enough to drink legally this way. Especially when your relationship is under a microscope. You creepy weirdo.

@AnOminous was right. He really is dumber than the actual potato train guy.
 
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