Shane Holmberg / Shane Presley Holmberg - The Containment Cell for The Breaker of Chairs, Eater of Shoes, Groomer of His Child Bride

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Expendable Zaku said:
Shane is my favorite bumbling henchman of this whole saga. He has just right amount of incompetence and smug reassurance to make him the premier recurring comic relief.
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I'd almost consider him comic relief if he had something intentionally funny to offer other than cocky retardation.
 
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Shane Holmberg on Twitter: "You are worshiping a 56 year old man who …

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Jub-Jub said:
Wasn't it Ty's daughter according to Shane?

Also wasn't Shane supposed to drop all of that sweet evidence today, or is it still (forever) 2 weeks out.?
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He did claim they were related for a while. Iirc it was all part of some grand conspiracy he was trying to piece together.
 
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Jub-Jub said:
Wasn't it Ty's daughter according to Shane?

Also wasn't Shane supposed to drop all of that sweet evidence today, or is it still (forever) 2 weeks out.?
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I vaguely remember Shane said the last name was Beard, but then again, it's Shane.
 
Jub-Jub said:
Wasn't it Ty's daughter according to Shane?

Also wasn't Shane supposed to drop all of that sweet evidence today, or is it still (forever) 2 weeks out.?
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Everyday is a new day to wait 2 weeks for the info he said he would release 2 months ago. The most special of the secret squirrels.

**new info drops**
Holmsperg: I knew that! I knew that before anyone knew that. I could've released that weeks ago. (((I just didn't do it)))
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IIRC, it was Shane's own lame attempt at saying, "Hah. We can prove you on civil conspiracy charges too! The woman you're dating has the same last name as Beard!” Something something related.

Yes. He was that fucking stupid.
 
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Benet_Bandito284 said:
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Has anyone seen this? BHBH (Ty's Law Firm) released a statement saying false emails are being sent out with from Yahoo, Gmail sites. Someone accuses Shane and a few others and Shane accuses the Stand with Vic Crowd of sending these out.
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I'm not sure who exactly is responsible, but that Contrarian moron on Twitter hinted that something bad was supposed to happen to Nick imminently. So if someone from Shane's crew of tards did it, I'm thinking it was her.
 
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Army Burger said:
I'm not sure who exactly is responsible, but that Contrarian moron on Twitter hinted that something bad was supposed to happen to Nick imminently. So if someone from Shane's crew of tards did it, I'm thinking it was her.
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Shane involved in GayOps?! Say it ain't so!
 
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