Skitzocow Shawn B / Shawn Verlyn Burgstrum - Schizocow, Gangstalked by Union Pacific Railroad

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SneedYstwyth said:
Your life is already over stalker train. You have been instructed countless times to stop running on this track. Continuing to do so constitutes felony locomotive harassment. Enjoy (train) prison.
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"You illegally operated a locomotive in a residential area!" said the fat bearded fuck Sir Topham Hat.
"Oh no!" Puffed Henry.
"I'm sorry, but we must wall you off in train prison".
 
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Today, Shawn finally appears with a new video about engine 4091. Shawn claims that he got the engineer got suspended because he called the police twice. That’s why he hasn’t seen the 8PM pervert in 5 days and hasn’t made any videos.


More likely they just weren’t running trains. The volume of freight traffic is variable and sometimes a switching job can wait.

Shawn also says it’s not a coincidence that the cab of a locomotive is the exact same height as his neighbors’ windows.
 
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Shawn was not very active for the past two weeks due to the snowstorm. He made a few videos where he comes out in -15f weather to yell at trains.

Some in the comments section speculated that Shawn was in jail. I checked the local jail’s mugshots and didn’t see him. I think that like many lolcows, his behavior is cyclical.

Shawn has changed the name of his channel to M-1 Cominforya. This is a disturbing new development. But he’s good at putting a veil over his threats. An M-1 isn’t necessarily a gun. It’s not like “AR-15 cominforya”.

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This is an excellent article. I found another picture of Burgsturm.

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His YouTube channel is so entertaining I wonder at times if it is performance art.

There used to be a Google review entry with his address that read "Union Pacific Lovers Club" but it was deleted recently.
There is also this parody Instagram account some of highlights of which should be considered for the article here

 
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Norbert the Tiger said:
Shawn's videos are demonstrating increasing agitation. It does appear the conductor dies engage with him here although it is out of focus. Shawn also makes threat.


(I tried three times to archive this video directly).

The past three videos have been especially entertaining.
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Shawn is a mercurial individual. Hence why I haven’t been updating the thread much. He gets crazier, then backs off a little bit, then gets crazier again. I think he has some kind of binge purge thing going on. Most likely going on benders with meth. Or perhaps undiagnosed bipolar disorder.

He doesn’t seem completely schizo, so my guess is meth. If he was full schizo, he’d believe that if he moved far from a railroad track, the Union Pathetic would build a track to him, or would send goons in trucks to harass him. Instead he has said before that he wants to move away so the UP can’t harass him anymore.
 
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No Batty Boys in Jamaica said:
He gets crazier, then backs off a little bit, then gets crazier again. I think he has some kind of binge purge thing going on. Most likely going on benders with meth. Or perhaps undiagnosed bipolar disorder.
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I would have to see him in person to comment on the theory that he is on meth. I doubt it and think it is just bipolar and some sort of paranoia but there is no way of knowing. If he is on meth though, it goes without saying he should be considered quite volatile and dangerous. If when exploring deserted urban areas, any tell tale signs of a meth den (either parphrenalia associated with a cook or dismantling of electronic gear) means you better run, not walk away. Is the shaking cam something associated with meth?
There is a recent video where he asks his audience to comment if they would like to see the engineer of #4091 "get fucked up five ways from Sunday," then insisted he does not read the comments and does not care what people write, but to go ahead and write them anyway.
Congratulations btw on getting the article approved.
Edit, I tried multiple times to upload this video, which I have downloaded. YouTube Link will have to do, for now

 
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So glad this guy has a thread. Found him organically on YouTube shorts. Some weens made his house into a google business called “Shawn’s 8pm special” and the reviews are hilarious.
 
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This thread is one of the most well written OPs I think I've seen to this day
Unstoppable force (railfan autism) vs immovable object (schizophrenic delusions)
 
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He is making overt references to physical violence... This may not be a direct threat of violence against the train crew of the man in.thr cat he alleges is an Union Pacific.employee, it is pretty damn close.


(Repeated attempts to archive directly keep failing..Will try again later.)

Edit several hours later, another video posting, once again expressing a desire to beat an Union Pacific em ok loyee "within an inch of his life." Downloaded but site will not archive.

 
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Norbert the Tiger said:
He is making overt references to physical violence... This may not be a direct threat of violence against the train crew of the man in.thr cat he alleges is an Union Pacific.employee, it is pretty damn close.


(Repeated attempts to archive directly keep failing..Will try again later.)
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It's impressive how much rail rage this retard gets on not even a daily but hourly basis considering how much shit he uploads. I'm amazed he has time to door dash around.
 
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