Sherriff Grady Judd appreciation thread - aka that sheriff you keep hearing about in A&H | Pikachu guy

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not really worth backing up and all, just a nod to his birthday
 
Deputies responded to William G Roe Park in Winter Haven after the Sheriff’s Office was notified about a naked guy in the public restroom.

When the deputies arrived, the suspect was fully clothed. He left the park and proceeded to trespass on the Amtrak tracks.

The man was stopped and identified as Walter. He was in possession of gray a lunch box. Usually, one would expect to see a thermos in a lunch box, but that wasn’t the case. Instead, the lunch box contained a glass pipe and methamphetamine.

Walter was arrested and taken to Grady Judd’s Bed & Breakfast.

On the way there, Walter threatened to find the deputy and kill him. Not a nice thing to say to your chauffeur.

During the book-in process, Walter was in the body scanner when detention deputies noticed something quite unusual with the scan. Deputies asked Walter about what they were seeing, and Walter said it was a thermos. He said he put it inside himself about 24 hours ago, and wasn’t able to get it out.

Walter was taken to the hospital.

Following his thermosectomy, Walter was returned to the B&B and charged with: Threat to Public Servant, Possession of Methamphetamine, Possession of Drug Paraphernalia, and Trespassing.

And in case you missed it, Sheriff Judd's Morning Briefing video about this case can be seen here: https://facebook.com/reel/693495063186576

#PCSO #PolkSheriff
#WalterTheHumanKinderEgg
#ToySurpriseInside
#Thermosectomy
#AmtrakTracksTracking
#LunchBoxOfMeth
#ConcealedCarryOfAThermos
#DoingThisWillVoidTheWarrantyOfYourThermos
#ItCouldHaveWreckedHim
#ThePartyNeverStartsUntilWalterArrivesWithHisWorldFamousWarmSoup
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Mr. Christmas was driving in Mulberry one evening with his buddy Vincent.

Perhaps they were having such a merry time, they didn’t even notice the stop sign they failed to stop at. But our deputy noticed, and a traffic stop was initiated.

As Mr. Christmas’ Chevy pickup came to a stop, Vincent threw a glass pipe with methamphetamine out of the window.

The truck reeked of marijuana, not Yankee Candle Christmas Balsam & Cedar (our favorite).

Under the Christmas seat, the deputy found a baggie which contained methamphetamine and cocaine.

The deputy arrested both men and took them to Grady Judd’s Bed & Breakfast.

Vincent is familiar with Grady’s B& B, this was his 11th reservation there. Vincent’s current charges consists of three criminal charges: possession of meth, possession of drug paraphernalia, and for tampering with evidence.

The Christmas list consisted of five crimes: Possession of Methamphetamine, Possession of Cocaine, Possession of Marijuana, Possession of Drug Paraphernalia, and Driving without a Valid License.

#PCSO #PolkSheriff
#AChristmasEveWithVincent
#ANotSoMerryChristmasInOctober
#WhatsChristmasWithoutALittleIceAndSnow #Sober
#IfMrChristmasOffendsYouThenYouCanCallHimMrHoliday
#TheyProbablyDroveTheTruckBecauseVincentsVanWouldntGogh
#ItHappenedOnAStarryNight
#TheyWouldNotListen #TheyreNotListeningStill #PerhapsTheyNeverWill
#SomeoneShouldGetAHippopotamusForChristmas
#ThenHeMightBehave
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I don't care what some fat niggerfaggot "pred hunter" has got to say.
 
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