Dramacow Shia LaBeouf / He Will Not Divide Us (HWNDU) - Going off the rails on a crazy train!-Season 8 begins. Shia starting to repeat himself

[Uber driver reviewer]

I guess if you're Shia LeBeouf, then women won't let you grab them by the pussy even if you are rich and famous? Damn...

Also. what kind of "rehab" do they have for sexual battery allegations?

You basically do your penance by hating trump and Nazis even harder than ever before.

Then you get better.

He could've picked any wanna be actress and he picks THIS lmao
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Yeah it’s all about who gets you into the right parties at this point in Shia’s life...

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

I always felt bad for Shia. You look at his early life and you're like "Damn, motherfucker never had a chance, did he?"

Hearing that Brad Pitt used to try to get him to sober up and he just couldn't do it, and kept getting crazier and crazier made me feel bad for him.

But he's still a hilarious Lolcow though.

 

[AFK Twigs]

I always felt bad for Shia. You look at his early life and you're like "Damn, motherfucker never had a chance, did he?"

Hearing that Brad Pitt used to try to get him to sober up and he just couldn't do it, and kept getting crazier and crazier made me feel bad for him.

But he's still a hilarious Lolcow though.

Never had a chance? He's rich and famous. He's had every possible chance available to someone in his position. For every Shia, there are thousands of kids who grew up the same way who did not get rich and famous - those are the people who never had a chance. Shia chooses not to work on himself because he likes being a "crazy guy" and uses simps like Luke Turner to convince the woke crowd that he is something other than an insane egomaniac.

 

[Greyfield]

 

[ForTheHoard]

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It's funny because she's trying to look black in the left one and white in the right now. The headlines match the implied personalities of each.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

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FKW twigs is what happens when trying too hard to be Grimes goes completely wrong.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Shia LeShit.

He was a Disney Star on “Even Stevens”

But even to this day, there’s nothing “Even” about him.

 

[Total Annihilation]

I got sent this from a boomer aunt of mine; he appears to be grifting for christcucks atm.

Bishop Barron Presents | Shia LaBeouf - Padre Pio and the Friars

Friends, in the latest “Bishop Barron Presents,” I’m delighted to be joined by Shia LaBeouf, the actor famous for “Transformers,” “Honey Boy,” and “The Peanu...

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(I can archive later when I’m not being a phone posting fagggot).

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

I got sent this from a boomer aunt of mine; he appears to be grifting for christcucks atm.

Bishop Barron Presents | Shia LaBeouf - Padre Pio and the Friars

Friends, in the latest “Bishop Barron Presents,” I’m delighted to be joined by Shia LaBeouf, the actor famous for “Transformers,” “Honey Boy,” and “The Peanu...

youtu.be

(I can archive later when I’m not being a phone posting fagggot).

Since when is Shia LaBeouf a Catholic?

 

[BrunoMattei]

He must be really bad with money then. How the fuck do you star in multiple films that made billions of dollars and need to grift for more money? The residuals alone have got to be like quarter or half a million a year.

 

[CWCissey]

He must be really bad with money then. How the fuck do you star in multiple films that made billions of dollars and need to grift for more money? The residuals alone have got to be like quarter or half a million a year.

Ask Ezra Miller...

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

He must be really bad with money then. How the fuck do you star in multiple films that made billions of dollars and need to grift for more money? The residuals alone have got to be like quarter or half a million a year.

Because he’s spending half or a million a year.

 

[AnOminous]

He must be really bad with money then. How the fuck do you star in multiple films that made billions of dollars and need to grift for more money? The residuals alone have got to be like quarter or half a million a year.

Fuck up on your taxes and you can end up shafted no matter how "rich" you are on paper. Ask Willie Nelson.

 

[CWCissey]

Fuck up on your taxes and you can end up shafted no matter how "rich" you are on paper. Ask Willie Nelson.

Or Nic Cage.

 

[ForTheHoard]

Fuck up on your taxes and you can end up shafted no matter how "rich" you are on paper. Ask Willie Nelson.

Or Nic Cage.

Wesley Snipes?

 

[AnOminous]

Wesley Snipes?

He ended up worse because he decided to go full sovcit and file sovcit bullshit that landed him in prison.

 

[section3teen]

Since when is Shia LaBeouf a Catholic?

that bishop barron is know for circling himself with bodybuilding youth,
seems sus to me. Also, that movie also stars minor abuser Asia Argento.
Anyways, do you consider he got a W regarding HWNDU since he managed to keep the flag as long as he intended to, till Biden win?

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

I’m not surprised FKA nigs turned against him. Shia is a retard and makes himself an easy target. I don’t believe women until actual proof is provided. HWNDU was a prime piece of trolling from a better time on the Internet.

 

[D_Tractor]

Shia was confirmed into the Catholic church and wants to become a deacon.

https://www.catholicnewsagency.com/news/256429/shia-labeouf-enters-catholic-church-considers-vocation-to-the-diaconate

 

[McSneaks]

I guess if you're Shia LeBeouf, then women won't let you grab them by the pussy even if you are rich and famous? Damn...

Also. what kind of "rehab" do they have for sexual battery allegations?

Probably the same one you can take for "violence" (diversion programs) that keep you out of jail for whatever charge if you sit in a room and listen to why hitting people isn't cool