Dramacow Shia LaBeouf / He Will Not Divide Us (HWNDU) - Going off the rails on a crazy train!-Season 8 begins. Shia starting to repeat himself

[Michel]

I can't believe you autists made it to 6 pages without talking about the incest. His problems didn't start with just having a traumatized Vietnam vet dad and a hippie mom - his mother used to walk around the house naked with her Wiccan group and he's pretty heavily implied there was no need for Bad Touch Uncle with Loving Touch Mother around:
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The sexiest woman in the world:
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Of course they shop at Whole Foods, of course they do.

 

[RisingPhoenix]

Half the reason HWDU even lasted long as it did in NYC was because of the Museum looking after it.

They had his huge dirt area that was basically a massive private space which they could at least occasionally block people from or clear when things were getting "out of hand" .

Shia basically ran from it a few days in - which left the museum trying to figure out how to deal with weapons grade autism & very emotional anti-dumpf people + shills that Shia and co had obviously paid to stir shit up or try to stay on camera long as possible chanting while /ourguys/ posed for cameras and swigged milk.

New Mexico was more a depressing window into what a liberal area looks like - no private areas, just a streetwalk where you got a window into the area. Of course it was full of shady people and at least 2 guys got arrested because they were already wanted when they went on stream. You kind of got the impression that everyone in the area is a down-and-out & drinks or takes drugs because that's about as good as it gets from them really.

 

[johnnyoffal]

HWNDU is the biggest laugh 4chan has given me in a while.

 

[X-Shaped Weeaboo]

I blame megatron.

Is this the alternate universe where Megatron got the brain he was after in the second film and then booked it off planet leaving Shia the beautifully entertaining man we have today?

 

[Southern Belle]

We are the Martians and Shia is that crazy fucker who decided to dig underground to build a new society.

Source

 

[Randy Lahey]

 

[CWCissey]

I can see Shia taking this international now. I'm personally hoping the next flag turns up in the Korean DMZ for some of that sweet sweet irony.

 

[RIP_SANITY]

Been digging around, I'm surprised no one's brought up the New Mexico shooting:

 

[Xarpho]

I can see Shia taking this international now. I'm personally hoping the next flag turns up in the Korean DMZ for some of that sweet sweet irony.

The more likely scenario I would think--barring any situations that end with him being in a morgue, a mental asylum, or a prison--would be claiming that because the whole thing was performance art, he was in on it the entire time and expected to move around and be trolled. A desperate move, yes, but I can still imagine him doing it as a last-ditch attempt to save face.

 

[Without A Gout]

I always hated campers in CTF. I also can't wait for the brilliant plot twists that S4 of HWNDU has in store for us.

 

[Caesare]

Anyone seen this yet? After this was shot, it went all downhill from there.

Jesus Christ, what pretentious horseshit.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Anyone else getting an Amanda Bynes vibe from this clown?

 

[fireatdawn]

Shia getting eternally BTFO by /pol/'s weaponized autism and meme magick is beautiful and pure.

I hope he goes international with it next time, so he can have an even bigger meltdown when he realizes it's not just Americans who like trolling his ass.

 

[BF 388]

How long till he finds this thread?

 

[TheMightyMonarch]

Anyone who wants to see Shia's acting chops should look no further than Lars Von Trier's Nymphomaniac.

Dat British accent. Or whatever the hell it is.

Also if he really wanted to protest Trump, why not go to a march or donate to charity? He's just using Trump to be a pretentious performance artist.

 

[Randy Lahey]

How long till he finds this thread?

He's too busy camping the flag and mumbling "He will not divide us" to Google himself

 

[AR Posse]

The Trauma of starring in 3 Transformers movies must have destroyed his mind.

 

[Xarpho]

Anyone else getting an Amanda Bynes vibe from this clown?

Apparently someone at /r/The_Donald does!

 

[AnOminous]

He's too busy camping the flag and mumbling "He will not divide us" to Google himself

If you're going to camp the flag you should be a Heavy Weapons Guy.

 

[Randy Lahey]

If you're going to camp the flag you should be a Heavy Weapons Guy.

no you and some other guys go engineer and build a fuckload of sentries