Careercow SHiFT / @shiftposting - Angriest speedrunner on earth. 20,000 hours spent playing one SpongeBob game. Frequently rages until his voice gets blown out.

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ALERT ALERT!!!!!!
mr house has abandoned the community, deleting all of his videos and posting a 4 minute video explaining his reasoning
( ARCHIVE )
He now feels the trolling clique is childish and the unwarranted self importance lowtiershift has.
The cringe core album he made and his attempts to make money by selling merch and monetizing his channel.
Further more he harassed a 15 year old boy into unprivating some videos he made and begged him into rejoning the shift-verse
He also complains about the google doc and how most of its points are inconsequential. Meanwhile the shift community is immature and retarted in general

He vows to make more videos in the future dabbing on them and exposing them for being annoying
 
SHiFT got into a little Xitter spat yesterday with SummoningSalt, a prominent speedrunning YouTuber who makes World Record History videos of different speedruns. SHiFT gives his take on how being given recaps discourages viewers from watching “the grind.” Salt rightfully points out how retarded this take is and ratios him.
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SHiFT calls it a straw man and people in the replies shit on him:
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He talked about it on stream yesterday but I don’t have clips on me. He basically doubles down and whines about Salt and his “straw man” and blah blah blah. It’s exactly why he hasn’t finished his BFBB WR history series from 4 years; muh grind is important!!11!1!
I was just gonna say, didn't he make a fucking BFBB world record history video?
As someone who dabbles in speedrunning myself, world record history videos get me interested in following more communities to see the grind continue more.

The only reason I got back into Mario Kart Wii was because I watched Summoning Salt's Ultra Shortcut video like five years ago.
 

SHiFT had a disastrous stream last night. 7 hour stream and he only got one run that got past 10 minutes. The following clips were taken from said run:




Shift mutes his mic when he reaches the second half of the run to focus. This doesn't stop him from raging though:


He ends the run with a 42 and is visibly unhappy. When his chat says GG he's like "that wasn't a good game. it was a bad game." pathetic.
He does more runs and, as expected, gets quite annoyed.

He gets raided and says he wants "to fucking die".

There's a reason why he doesn't upload his VODs and disables clipping. Good thing you can't stop autists like me who laugh at spongebob man yelling :)
 
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SHiFT had a disastrous stream last night. 7 hour stream and he only got one run that got past 10 minutes. The following clips were taken from said run:
Shift mutes his mic when he reaches the second half of the run to focus. This doesn't stop him from raging though:View attachment 6264132
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He ends the run with a 42 and is visibly unhappy. When his chat says GG he's like "that wasn't a good game. it was a bad game." pathetic.
He does more runs and, as expected, gets quite annoyed.
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He gets raided and says he wants "to fucking die".
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There's a reason why he doesn't upload his VODs and disables clipping. Good thing you can't stop autists like me who laugh at spongebob man yelling :)
its funny cuz i remember he made a vid saying how he doesnt wanna rage anymore and wants to be a chill streamer streaming spongebob speedruns with lofi in the background being a positive influence but then a year later his promise got broken and he began raging😂😂
 
its funny cuz i remember he made a vid saying how he doesnt wanna rage anymore and wants to be a chill streamer streaming spongebob speedruns with lofi in the background being a positive influence but then a year later his promise got broken and he began raging😂😂
He changed the title to a more negative pissfaggot fuck the world thing.
Sad considering he gave me pretty meaningful business advice one stream I think he should make use of his fucking degree if he still plans to have a future and kids. Nope! More Spongebob game! (He seethes if you call him the Spongebob streamer). I'd even accept him doing variety streams but no he never finished Dark Souls III, the cod MW2 streams were refreshing he used to play it after runs but not anymore now he just fucking visibly decays and sighs and broods after shit runs and "practice" that does nothing.

 
ALERT ALERT!!!!!!
mr house has abandoned the community, deleting all of his videos and posting a 4 minute video explaining his reasoning
( ARCHIVE )
He now feels the trolling clique is childish and the unwarranted self importance lowtiershift has.
The cringe core album he made and his attempts to make money by selling merch and monetizing his channel.
Further more he harassed a 15 year old boy into unprivating some videos he made and begged him into rejoning the shift-verse
He also complains about the google doc and how most of its points are inconsequential. Meanwhile the shift community is immature and retarted in general

He vows to make more videos in the future dabbing on them and exposing them for being annoying
Shift's trolls even have their own trolls now attempting to expose them. They made videos about lowtiershift being a Shadman follower and defending a pedophile in their community. There's way too many layers to this shit.
https://www.youtube.com/@IDEACTIVECOMMUNITYW
https://www.youtube.com/@SatansPanel/videos

Do other Twitch streamers have crazy circle jerks like this?
 
He made a new PB. It's funny to me how he shat all over the Spongebob Movie game and its runners ages ago while a streamer named purple_foundation is a lot more chill in their new 100% record from 4 weeks ago. I dunno if it's documented but if you've known SHiFT you probably know what I'm talking about, it was a mini drama in like 2019-2020 or something where he got banned from their movie game server. Now BFBB runners are lolcows and movie runners are chiller despite both games being masochist speedruns. Bizarre how things turned out since I grew up liking SHiFT and his content since like 2017.

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He's been raging at the new patrick star game. sleep deprived shift = best shift
Shift justifying why he rages at bfbb: "Have you TRIED speedrunning this game? Anyone would get upset at how difficult these tricks are after putting years of your life into it. It's normal to rage at a game this hard and you're disrespecting me if you think otherwise."
Shift vs brand new game made for 5 year olds: "WHY WON'T THE QUARTER GO IN THE FUCKING PONY??? THIS FUCKING SWINGSEEEET!!! FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FAT STARFISH!"
 
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