💼 Careercow SHiFT / @shiftposting - Angriest speedrunner on earth. 20,000 hours spent playing one SpongeBob game. Frequently rages until his voice gets blown out.

[Judy's Baked Apple Pies]

One of these days his copy of BFBB will call to him like the Green Goblin mask and he'll be back to raging over yellow square man game

 

[Agnes Tachyon]

Elon Reeve Musk is proof. But Shift plans to have a kid so. Its a win for me. I like shift. He has a background in economics and helped me with it. Most useful financial advice I've ever got from a speedrunner on a random day.

surely a woman would want to have a child with a grown man who has hour long compilations of him screaming at a spongebob game all over the internet with his face attached to them!