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💼 CareercowSHiFT / @shiftposting - Angriest speedrunner on earth. 20,000 hours spent playing one SpongeBob game. Frequently rages until his voice gets blown out.
SHiFT has Officially retired from speedrunning BFBB, he has announced that he'll be putting the 25,000 Hours to good use by speedrunning his girlfriend for Any% using Pelvic Cruise-boosts and frame perfect finger inputs.
so shift is normal looking,has a decently attractive girlfriend,knew when to seemingly quit the game (unless he relapses),is a relatively normal guy outside of speedrunning crash outs, I guess that one brazillian tranny a-logger lost bigly
He's done the "I'm changing my life/my direction/my attitude" thing before. IIRC multiple times. Hopefully this time it will stick. He seems to have a supportive girlfriend though... and the opportunity to "torch-pass" to a young, apparently worthy competitor is perhaps a gift. C'mon Shift, let's see what you can do now that you've stopped pushing that rock uphill.
Patrick has been very careful about pruning his data leaks and it admittedly took me several leak sites to find one where this information was not removed. Fortunately, he missed one.
Via LeakCheck:
Address:
43 Hibiscus Lane, Robbinsville, NJ, 08691
IP: 159.91.85.111
Name: Pat J. Buonamassa
Leak Source: Eye4Fraud.com
Breached in 2023-01
Via Snusbase:
As close as I can get to a phone number: +1 6** *** 9443
Here is a bit of information I could gather. Wanted to get this out there quickly.
Mother: Nancy Buonamassa; Realtor
Father: Patrick N Buonamassa;
High School: Was very active in Track and Field and was a member of the robotics team, where he wrote potentially the MOST PRETENCIOUS bio I've ever read. Robotics Web Archive
(should be compared to early SHiFT as this was more than a decade ago)
Please expand on my work, fellow Farmers.
God bless.
Patrick has been very careful about pruning his data leaks and it admittedly took me several leak sites to find one where this information was not removed. Fortunately, he missed one.
IP: 159.91.85.111
Name: Pat J. Buonamassa
Leak Source: Eye4Fraud.com
Breached in 2023-01
Via Snusbase: View attachment 9210405
As close as I can get to a phone number: +1 6** *** 9443
Here is a bit of information I could gather. Wanted to get this out there quickly.
Mother: Nancy Buonamassa; Realtor
Father: Patrick N Buonamassa;
High School: Was very active in Track and Field and was a member of the robotics team, where he wrote potentially the MOST PRETENCIOUS bio I've ever read. Robotics Web Archive View attachment 9210550
(should be compared to early SHiFT as this was more than a decade ago) View attachment 9210555
Please expand on my work, fellow Farmers.
God bless.
SHiFT mentioned living in jersey last night or earlier this week.
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Buonamassa is an italian sir name, my personal quest to find out his ethnic background is solved.
it went cold for a while after i messaged JFG on X and he said he didn't know
"Hello is this SHiFT spedruns?"
Oldhead knowledge (source: trust me bro.)
I'd heard that his stuff had been floating around since I want to say 2018. When he had been dealing with some absolute neghole pozzloading faggot that went by "Vegas" and other names who was apparently counterdoxxed on Discord with his partial name being Alex W.
One of the higher up community members "Sylux" who last I checked goes by "DaxonSR" was to my memory, the one who counterdoxxed but also mentioned that SHiFT was at least at the time, fairly easy to find because of his notable participation in cross country running and it being known he lived in New Jersey. I didn't pry since I really had no desire to know it, but it's funny in the cosmic sort of way that a man named Patrick would stream Spongebob games for a living.
At least Dayoman is sticking around since someone also broke his world record. But Dayoman is a more cooler version of SHIFT he still has an ego somewhat but its nowhere near as bad as SHIFTs
Maybe I sound schizo here but does anybody else notice that Star talks in the same exact cadence as Shift? I watched some of his world record and it felt like I was listening to a pitched-up Shift talking. Kinda weird.
Maybe I sound schizo here but does anybody else notice that Star talks in the same exact cadence as Shift? I watched some of his world record and it felt like I was listening to a pitched-up Shift talking. Kinda weird.
SHiFT has Officially retired from speedrunning BFBB, he has announced that he'll be putting the 25,000 Hours to good use by speedrunning his girlfriend for Any% using Pelvic Cruise-boosts and frame perfect finger inputs.
