💼 Careercow SHiFT / @shiftposting - Angriest speedrunner on earth. 20,000 hours spent playing one SpongeBob game. Frequently rages until his voice gets blown out.

This is quite funny. It is like shift has passed his curse and suffering of being eternally bound to speedrun this one spongebob game onto someone else. No wonder he was so happy to retire, he has been finally released from his curse and can actually start enjoying life.
 
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I don't know what I expected, but I'm disappointed.
 
Agnes Tachyon said:
if you are pouring hours into a video game that was made for children (or any video game honestly) you are an overall failure of a human being. nobody outside of like 100 autist trannies will ever care about anything speedrunning related. so people are spending thousands of hours to impress trannies??
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Very well stated 😂
 
ibitsa said:
Let's check in on the torchbearer, Shift's chosen successor and heir apparent to Neptune's throne, the bringer of Bob into the next century, Chore Boy if you will:
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He has to find someone else to pass on the curse of eternally being bound to speedrun BfBB before he can move on, these are the rules.
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ibitsa said:
Let's check in on the torchbearer, Shift's chosen successor and heir apparent to Neptune's throne, the bringer of Bob into the next century, Chore Boy if you will:

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They grow up so fast.
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LMFAOOOOOOO he already wants to quit? The sponge curse has him this afflicted so fast. But no, Star cant quit because then shift wont be passing the torch to anyone!!!! I just don’t get it man, if you’re not having fun just stop playing the fucking game.
 
Just goes to show the strength of Shift’s spirit: Star is burdened with the weight for what? 2 weeks, and he already is showing the strain?

Not even Atlas could hold the weight of SpongeBob SquarePants:Battle for Bikini bottom.
 
ibitsa said:
Let's check in on the torchbearer, Shift's chosen successor and heir apparent to Neptune's throne, the bringer of Bob into the next century, Chore Boy if you will:

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They grow up so fast.
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hes fucking quitting already?
SHiFT was actually getting iron rods installed into his hands to keep speedrunning, he spend 5 hours aday juggling coins between his fingers and the rest of his off time driving around new jersey buying contemporary xbox controllers because his gigga hands would shatter them after 10 hours of use,
meanwhile this nigger is ready to quit because he wants to get pussy of something?

absolutely pathetic getting totally bodied facing spongbob at only %17 of his powerlevel
 
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