💼 Careercow SHiFT / @shiftposting - Angriest speedrunner on earth. 20,000 hours spent playing one SpongeBob game. Frequently rages until his voice gets blown out.

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Man this stream brings me back to the good times. I cosign shift's nomination for best redemption arc. Movie forever.
all he did was stop playing the game that made him tard rage and ignore his trolls.
SHiFT is like someone who gets blackout drunk every night but dosnt have an addictive personality,
so the moment he stops drinking hes just back to normal and everything's good
 
Who did it better
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At first glance I thought it was fake, or another streamer that looked a lot like shift or something. No, he really decided to dress up like some sort of middle-eastern dictator and make Islam/Arab jokes. For once this is something I truly did not see coming, at all.
Thank you "OsamaBinLadenGaming for gifting a sub to BibiNetenyahuTTV"
This marathon has been fun as fuck. :lit:
 
this needs to be turned into a shift appreciation thread
Benevolent dictator has ordered the infadels at Cocks communication to rip up and replace cable for the entire neighborhood at no expense, inshallah.
After the nwah's left the line exposed after half assed repairs earlier this week with no grounding during a thunder storm that fried parts of the setup plugged into the router.
During downtime the clock has been extended as compensation. A true shah of the people.
 
So if this Sub A Thon is a bust and only makes it to one month what are the odds he blames it on the shitty internet for killing all momentum cause I wont be surprised if this Sub A Thon lasts 80 days like the one in 2022 but if it doesn't I can see him coming up with a bunch of excuses as to why it failed to meet expectations. Hes already halfassing it by starting late and ending early
 
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All I gotta say is GG Shift, GG.

Been tuning into the new streams for the last couple weeks and I'm not dissapointed. It's like we went back 5 years ago, and you know what? I'm really fucking proud of him. Most pansy creators would've gone back by now.

Cheers to you Shift, genuinely.
 
All I gotta say is GG Shift, GG.

Been tuning into the new streams for the last couple weeks and I'm not dissapointed. It's like we went back 5 years ago, and you know what? I'm really fucking proud of him. Most pansy creators would've gone back by now.

Cheers to you Shift, genuinely.
I'm glad he escaped speedrunning hell and he's actually pretty funny otherwise.
 
I thought he was cosplaying a fucking legoman at first, but no it was a yellow Teletubbies from a ps1 game he liked as a kid. :story:


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"I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe, on a raft, four-by-four animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim."
24 beef patties fried crispy in mustard and butter, 24 slices of cheese, extra grilled onions, pickles, lettuce, tomato and special sauce on texas toast.
Truly a $75 burger that KingCobraJFS would be proud of TWU. 17/24 patties and most toppings in 2 hours. Didn't forget the pickles.
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"I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe, on a raft, four-by-four animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim."
24 beef patties fried crispy in mustard and butter, 24 slices of cheese, extra grilled onions, pickles, lettuce, tomato and special sauce on texas toast.
Truly a $75 burger that KingCobraJFS would be proud of TWU. 17/24 patties and most toppings in 2 hours. Didn't forget the pickles.
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real nigga style
 
"I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe, on a raft, four-by-four animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim."
24 beef patties fried crispy in mustard and butter, 24 slices of cheese, extra grilled onions, pickles, lettuce, tomato and special sauce on texas toast.
Truly a $75 burger that KingCobraJFS would be proud of TWU. 17/24 patties and most toppings in 2 hours. Didn't forget the pickles.
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The SHiFT redemption arc has been completed. This is beautiful.
 
The SHiFT redemption arc has been completed. This is beautiful.
Hes spend the first week or so of his subathon doing no hit attempts of the incredibles game and movie
it seems that doing insanely difficult challenge runs of games that you need to reset frequently after one mistake is just how he likes playing games in general
 
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