💼 Careercow SHiFT / @shiftposting - Angriest speedrunner on earth. 20,000 hours spent playing one SpongeBob game. Frequently rages until his voice gets blown out.

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Rudy Coleman said:
Hes spend the first week or so of his subathon doing no hit attempts of the incredibles game and movie
it seems that doing insanely difficult challenge runs of games that you need to reset frequently after one mistake is just how he likes playing games in general
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If he avoids screaming his lungs out and tard-raging then I can see him possibly retiring as a cow.
 
Cancer Man Metokur said:
If he avoids screaming his lungs out and tard-raging then I can see him possibly retiring as a cow.
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yeah i think thats whats already happened. ive watched a bit of the subathon and nothing like that has happened at all.
the best i witnessed was a sharp exhale, which isnt up to the standards of prime SHiFT kino what so ever
 
Rudy Coleman said:
Hes spend the first week or so of his subathon doing no hit attempts of the incredibles game and movie
it seems that doing insanely difficult challenge runs of games that you need to reset frequently after one mistake is just how he likes playing games in general
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He also seems like he enjoys the thrill of thinking your gonna beat the game only to come up short. Theirs an alternate reality where he becomes a gambling streamer and becomes the next Bossman Jack
Cancer Man Metokur said:
If he avoids screaming his lungs out and tard-raging then I can see him possibly retiring as a cow.
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I feel like if he's not speedrunning or doing anymore sub a thons he's gonna find something else to stroke his own ego and make himself feel important
 
What's this? Half of chat muted for 10 minutes while a bidding war goes on over 19 cans of beans on a pizza? :lit:
I fucking love this marathon. Movie forever.
 
SHiFT gets slightly perturbed at BFBB and makes a jab at himself



hes actually a little more peeved having to play this sponge souls mod and has been stuck on this boss for about an hour. id suggest dropping in



 
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SHiFT addresses asshole retards that are busting his balls over his dismay having to play this game deigned to torture people
he ensures us this wont effect his future marriage as he as proposed to his girlfriend and will soon begin to mass produce spongbob speedrunners directly from his penis.

 
Rudy Coleman said:
he ensures us this wont effect his future marriage as he as proposed to his girlfriend and will soon begin to mass produce spongbob speedrunners directly from his penis.
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I hope his wedding and marriage goes well for him, starting a family is certainly better than raging at spongebob
 
He's at least in on the joke now and can laugh at being frustrated. The "I feel sorry for your fiance you're too old to be raging at a kids game." is funny too. Aside from how broken that single boss is on extreme mode the rest of the mod has been enjoyable. I have a feeling that even though he's gotten past it and not actually angry the lone tranny still holding out will milk a few 30 second clips dry after starving for months. $5 from YouTube must go a long way in the favellas of Brazil.
 
That BFBB mod does look cool as fuck thou and its everything Rehydrated should have been although the challenges at the end get kinda lazy
 
Rudy Coleman said:
getting stuck on a boss for 2 hours is a little heavy for a spongbob game, but perhaps thats just how spongheads roll
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This entire Sub A Thon has been him stretching it out cause he knows its all he has left he's treating it like its this grand series finale to your favorite show I think thats why he chose to play Deluxe on the hardest difficulty so that he can drag it out for a few days
 
This whole night's been hilarious.






Moar Krabs said:
This entire Sub A Thon has been him stretching it out cause he knows its all he has left he's treating it like its this grand series finale to your favorite show I think thats why he chose to play Deluxe on the hardest difficulty so that he can drag it out for a few days
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Now guys... YOU wanted this. So if we want to keep playing Deluxe, you need to show support. :coom:
 
Some more clips from last night. More general discussion of DSP what makes a lolcow, how most alogs are as bad or worse than the cow. cough cough Brazilian tranny pedophile.





Edit: Bonus clip from tonight since things are chill. After losing a run about halfway through to jank and with it the chance to reach the end by midnight gone he started the second run. Which got lost to a game crash on the third major level. But it's all good since this is MOVIE and not speedrunning hell.


Double edit: The third run of the night has been lost to jank. And for the second time in this marathon it happened while he explained the phenomenon of "fake ring" to a new viewer.
(There's a small chance the hitbox for a moving ring sometimes won't register you passed through it.
 
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