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you both have massive dongs and you're both lonely weebs. Can confirm, have seen both your dongs.
One time I was at @Medical Hawaii 's house. We were hanging out watching MST3K and fawning over Rowsdower when he said he had to poop. He left the room so I spread out on the bed when I felt this lump. I lifted the mattress and moved the dildos out of the way and saw this VHS tape labled "Rough Tough Truckers". So I popped it in the VCR and it was a video of @Medical Hawaii going around to different truck-stops dressed in daisy-duke cut offs and a tied up buttondown shirt, dropping things and saying stuff like "oh no! I dropped my pencil!" then having sex with the big fat truckers.
 
One time I was at @Medical Hawaii 's house. We were hanging out watching MST3K and fawning over Rowsdower when he said he had to poop. He left the room so I spread out on the bed when I felt this lump. I lifted the mattress and moved the dildos out of the way and saw this VHS tape labled "Rough Tough Truckers". So I popped it in the VCR and it was a video of @Medical Hawaii going around to different truck-stops dressed in daisy-duke cut offs and a tied up buttondown shirt, dropping things and saying stuff like "oh no! I dropped my pencil!" then having sex with the big fat truckers.

can confirm, I was one of the truckers
 
can confirm, I was one of the truckers
You were there and invested in @bookiedookie 's business. Don't you remember?
You, @Medical Hawaii , Myself, and @bookiedookie were playing Halo 2 when @bookiedookie announced she had a business proposition. We all agreed to hear her out and gave her a week to make a presentation. The following week she had a little laptop and showed us a power point. Slide one was a black screen with the words "YOU WANT BOOTY?" the next was similar but said "WE GOT BOOTY" the third slide was a picture of @bookiedookie next to the highway with her pants down, bent over, with a cardboard sign that read "open for business". I inquired "what do you call it?" She said "BUTTS FOR HIRE". You and @Medical Hawaii gave her blank checks.
 
@BoxerShorts47 x @SIGSEGV while @Stardust masturbates in the corner.
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