Shit Nick Says Quote Archive - The best of Nick & more.

[Meiwaku]

This is like Random_text.txt but for Nick-isms or others in regard to Nick. It can be actually funny or good points he has, bad takes, or something entirely retarded he said.

Here's some examples:

The Good:

NO E-GIRLS!

Imagine eating this good.

It's time for the lolcows to rise up! Our udders are chapped, I'm kicking over the fucking milking stool, I'm getting a fucking shotgun... We're DONE being milked for content! We're killing ALL the farmers! KILL ALL FARMERS!

The Bad:

The Elite are bio leninists!

The Ugly

Jaden is an MTF Transexual Pedophile.

Rev up those quotables!

 

[Hate]

Having sex with women is gay!

 

[DumbDude42]

i'm gonna go down in history as hitler 2, 3 AND 4!

nothing can top this absolute banger

 

[Meiwaku]

"I tried to stop him from seeing this evil E-girl. In fact, I ordered him to stop seeing her."

-Nick on Jaden

"I don't want to go into detail but things were getting crazy in Phoenix, what happens in Phoenix, stays in Phoenix."

-Nick on the tickle fight

"I'm now unchained."

- Nick post Jaden

I don't think I'll get the same joy out of a woman that I would with a monkey.

Criminals are based

 

[Least Concern]

And also: "I'm a real human being."

 

[slickerthanyouraverage]

Some of the finest people in the movement happen to be Jewish

 

[ive seen some shit]

he gave us this good clip

 

[6thRanger]

What part of what you know about me, would make you think that I would wanna be propositioned by a woman.

 

[Wormy]

"I wish I could walk around with mace and mace as many Service Workers as Baked Alaska does and gets away with"

 

[Balan Wonderworld]

"I feel like i'm Obi-Wan Kenobi."

"I am obsessed with Spongebob!"

"Trust the plan!"

"You're gonna get dumper punched, i'm gonna fuckin' punch your dumper."

 

[Meiwaku]

(about Jaden)

He's like my ex-girlfriend

It doesn't matter what type of underwear I'm wearing, it never even comes in contact with my penis!"

 

[Secret Messages]

It doesn't matter what type of underwear I'm wearing, it never even comes in contact with my penis!"

this is the most baffling one. Could be plausible if he had a massive gunt, but he’s a stick…

 

[TheJelqster]

this is the most baffling one. Could be plausible if he had a massive gunt, but he’s a stick…

He has a small peen.
Also:

Criminals are based

 

[jackwire]

After reading all this I'm more confused than ever about what the hell this guy actually believes, if anything. This probably isn't an original thought, but is he maybe playing a character like Jace Conners? Why is he so WEIRD?

 

[Tard Whisperer]

there's a lot you can say about me. am I a little flamboyant? yeah, I'm a flamboyant nigga. am I a little bit sussy sometimes? yeah, guilty as charged, I'm a little sussy sometimes. but I don't make bad content.

he blew me off for his girlfriend. thats what this is all about.

nyeh!

it was the optics of my girlfriend being with my enemy. that's what it was.

China is based

the deep state is a meat grinder which destroys children and Muslims and Russians and all kinds of people -- feeding people to the devil is what the American war machine is.

I'd rather be a Chinese prisoner of war than a citizen of the American police state.

I support these exceptions to the draft. do not draft our women. I think I could become a woman if I wanted to, and dodge a draft.

I'm like a black hole, in a positive sense.

 

[Meiwaku]

 

[Reynolds]

This clip goes back to 2018, it's actually from the same episode where the 2hus are onscreen. I found this line, "Traps are less gay than most women."

https://mega.nz/file/YK0GFJbI#IjS_EfYwUr01qWU5J_aggoQZrliFYiwFi7cs01LZd00

 

[Meiwaku]

We have a new quotable man here

"Ofc packing 6in!"

 

[gaystoner]

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We have a new quotable man here

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his dick pic is floating around the farms

also the groyper 'trey' has his dick pic here as well

 

[Tard Whisperer]

Google "female teacher molest"