Shit that reminds you that you’re getting old - Re: Fwd: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Fwd: Damn young’uns

There are people now alive who have no idea what freedom was like.
Zappa called it forty years ago. "At the point where the illusion becomes too expensive to maintain, they will just take down the scenery, they will pull back the curtains, they will move the tables and chairs out of the way and you will see the brick wall at the back of the theater.”

When I hear songs I really liked being piped in as Muzak at the mall or grocery store..... Fuck
I hate it when stores play acoustic versions to save on royalties. This is my personal vendetta.
 
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How about remembering a diverse internet free of government interference and megacorp manipulation? When there were literally hundreds if not thousands of kiwi farms style free-speech sites and opsec and persec were easy as piss because websites weren’t plagued with hundreds of trackers?
I used to frequent one called ‘the misanthropic bitch’ that was a haven for people who hated people. The eponymous bitch eventually threw a shitfit and closed it down when the forums became far more popular than her shitty blog.
Man, I miss that site, it was the forerunner to places like this and 4chan back before being a hate filled abusive online jackass was deemed a threat to society.
Just recently I looked up some posts from a forum I was pretty notorious on fifteen years ago and I couldn't find anything. Mind you I spent hundreds of hours there and its lost to the sands of time. I remember thinking I could spend a lifetime browsing the internet and always be entertained, its so depressing that it has been turned into a giant shitheap for corporate gains now
 
Experiencing first minor health problems and realizing I have to change my lifestyle.

Rewatching my favorite videos on youtube that I watched for the first time when they were just uploaded, and seeing that they've been uploaded more than a decade ago.
 
I'm not old in any sense of the word, at age 20, but all the youngers all reference bullshit I have no idea about and it's all Tiktok this and Fortnite that and just please fuck off and leave me with my ancient games and YouTube videos from around 2011.

I'm not trying to be "hipster" or anything, it's not that it's mainstream I just have zero interest in modern things anymore given how homogeneous and interchangeable everything is now. Please, delineate the differences between tiktok number 884569 and number 56258. They're exactly the fucking same.

Idk, I don't wanna come off pretentious because that's not what it is. I just feel like innovation is truly dead in this day and age.

My best mate yea the other day was telling me about this herb grinder you plug into your phone.. What the fuck? Apparently it's electric and it runs on your phone battery and I'm like how lazy do you have to be to not want to spend a couple of minutes grinding before skinning up?

I will never understand the obsession with trying to make everything interconnected. Global surveillance, total control by the sounds of it.

Eat the bugs. You will rent everything and own nothing and be happy.

Eat my ringer, Schwab.
 
This recent addition top the cwcki page on Sweethearts

Let's imagine that even if Chris had a job, or didn't smell, didn't have a temper, didn't masturbate to cartoons, wasn't fat, and cleaned up after himself, handled finances decently, he would still be aged past 30. As of now Chris is 39, and will turn 40 in prison. When he gets out of prison, he will be over 50. People in general lose their attractiveness as they age. They wrinkles, and their bodies slow down and are not as spry. The ideal time for Americans to date is in high school, and college. Past that is an age desperation, often highlighted and parodied in movies like "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" and "40-Year Old Virgin". Most single men at Chris age try to find a woman in a bar(which usually leads to disastrous results) or try to flirt and mingle with a coworker(which leads to even bigger disastrous results). Some men would buckle down and find a single mom, though that is completely out of the option for Chris. To partner up a single mom, one needs to have a virtuous demeanor with the intent of raising the child and raising the child right. Other maladjusted but more functional men than Chris may either just settle for a secret blow-up doll, or hire a prostitute. Chris's parents were an example of desperate marriage. Both Bob and Barb were drunk in a bar and tearing up because of their previous failed marriages. They got together because of codependency since they couldn't stand to be alone. Barb was old at 40 and Bob was really old at 52. It should noted that having children when you are old can cause birth defects and irregularities, such as Autism, which is what Chris has. Also, when you are raising children at an older age, you run risk of being "out of touch" with the world. This phenomena can be observed with most old people and technology and attributed to the old adage "you can't teach an old dog new tricks." Old people trying to raise a child will have a harder time connecting with them, especially is that child is neural atypical which was the case with Chris. Bob and Barb could understand or connect with their son beyond a surface level, so Chris turned out the way he is. If Chris was theoretically to have a child, that child would have a high probability of being even more abnormal than Chris. When one becomes too old, they need to know when to fold, and cut their losses.


Like JFC TippyToesTommyTalarico (who wrote this and a few other edits) I know the ugly truth hurts but...damn.

Edit his cwcki additions have been removed, good think I copy pasted this one.
 
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CG fight scenes.

I have no idea what's going on; I have no interest in what's going on; I fail to see how anyone who's not a complete twat (e.g. grown men crying at Star Wars trailers) could be getting any enjoyment out of it. It's an assault to the senses.
 
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