Shit that reminds you that you’re getting old - Re: Fwd: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Fwd: Damn young’uns

I don't need a fucking tire sensor to tell me my air pressure is low in my tires. I look at the fucking tire. YOU CAN SEE THE FUCKING TIRE.
Am I the only one who can feel it when I’m driving, too? Does nobody pay attention to the sensations the vehicle gives your body as you operate it anymore?

Holy fuck people get in cars and just switch whole parts of their brains off. YOU ARE OPERATING A SEVERAL THOUSAND POUND LUMP OF AERODYNAMIC STEEL AND FIBERGLASS AT POSSIBLY UPWARD OF EIGHTY MILES AN HOUR.

Please for the love of God keep your mind on what you’re doing. I know it’s the morning and you’re tired, or it’s rush hour and you are, also, tired but, fuckin’…maintain for the sake of everyone around you, won’t you?
 
I always liked that guy.

He's probably enjoying his time in prison, he can just solve math problems and keep busy intellectually. Not too shabby.

More old timer shit... why doesn't someone make a car you can still work on? Fucking bastards, now I have a sensor alert on my dash board telling me a tire sensor isn't working.

I don't need a fucking tire sensor to tell me my air pressure is low in my tires. I look at the fucking tire. YOU CAN SEE THE FUCKING TIRE.
Honestly, this "everything needs to be tied to the onboard computer" shit needs to die, and is the reason I still drive my beat to shit Explorer instead of trading up ( plus it's paid off I don't want to deal with the payment hassle again anytime soon).


Am I the only one who can feel it when I’m driving, too? Does nobody pay attention to the sensations the vehicle gives your body as you operate it anymore?

Holy fuck people get in cars and just switch whole parts of their brains off. YOU ARE OPERATING A SEVERAL THOUSAND POUND LUMP OF AERODYNAMIC STEEL AND FIBERGLASS AT POSSIBLY UPWARD OF EIGHTY MILES AN HOUR.

Please for the love of God keep your mind on what you’re doing. I know it’s the morning and you’re tired, or it’s rush hour and you are, also, tired but, fuckin’…maintain for the sake of everyone around you, won’t you?
I really believe modern convenience has lead to a massive decline in self reliance. There doesn't need to be an app for everything, every appliance doesn't need to be a smart device, every vehicle doesn't need firmware updates to run properly. Shit is completely


What has me feeling old lately is my co-workers. Was flirting with one of the girls in the office and she dropped the "oh i just graduated last year!" line. So I ask " Nice! Which college? What was your major?" and she like "lol silly, I just graduated from highschool." And immediately the realization I am old enough to be this chick's dad kicked in. All I can say to that is ... Alright alright
 
Honestly, this "everything needs to be tied to the onboard computer" shit needs to die, and is the reason I still drive my beat to shit Explorer instead of trading up ( plus it's paid off I don't want to deal with the payment hassle again anytime soon).



I really believe modern convenience has lead to a massive decline in self reliance. There doesn't need to be an app for everything, every appliance doesn't need to be a smart device, every vehicle doesn't need firmware updates to run properly. Shit is completely


What has me feeling old lately is my co-workers. Was flirting with one of the girls in the office and she dropped the "oh i just graduated last year!" line. So I ask " Nice! Which college? What was your major?" and she like "lol silly, I just graduated from highschool." And immediately the realization I am old enough to be this chick's dad kicked in. All I can say to that is ... Alright alright

Now you're making me feel older, I am sad.

The constant laughter of young women makes me loathe them, I need my women to be pounded down by gravity, horror, and injustice for many decades.

I'll take one of their quiet, divorced-at-least-once mothers, please, with eyes that are like gazing into a deep abyss, thank you.
 
Now you're making me feel older, I am sad.

The constant laughter of young women makes me loathe them, I need my women to be pounded down by gravity, horror, and injustice for many decades.

I'll take one of their quiet, divorced-at-least-once mothers, please, with eyes that are like gazing into a deep abyss, thank you.
I am going to be the crochetiest old man and I will spend my first pension check on a Segway just so I can chase unsuspecting young people as soon as they start throwing rocks at my boarded-up windows.
 
Uncle Ted has been rotting in jail for decades and he keeps racking up W after W. They hate to see a based Polack winning.

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Those that write him in prison must be on the edge of their seats when a reply finally arrives.

Am I the only one who can feel it when I’m driving, too? Does nobody pay attention to the sensations the vehicle gives your body as you operate it anymore?
I know people who use in-dash maps to get around cities they've lived in for decades. Meanwhile, I could accurately navigate everywhere within a hundred mile radius backwards while blindfolded.

I always liked that guy.

He's probably enjoying his time in prison, he can just solve math problems and keep busy intellectually. Not too shabby.

More old timer shit... why doesn't someone make a car you can still work on? Fucking bastards, now I have a sensor alert on my dash board telling me a tire sensor isn't working.

I don't need a fucking tire sensor to tell me my air pressure is low in my tires. I look at the fucking tire. YOU CAN SEE THE FUCKING TIRE.
Touchscreens are the devil. Any touchscreen in a vehicle is a liability. Same with digital gauges. There no reason to have digital gauges.
 
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Those that write him in prison must be on the edge of their seats when a reply finally arrives.


I know people who use in-dash maps to get around cities they've lived in for decades. Meanwhile, I could accurately navigate everywhere within a hundred mile radius backwards while blindfolded.


Touchscreens are the devil. Any touchscreen in a vehicle is a liability. Same with digital gauges. There no reason to have digital gauges.
The best advice my old man ever gave me was “if you’re buying for life get something you can fix yourself”.

A gear on a bike or a valve I can replace. I can’t do shit if my car’s locked-down operating system is pigfucked because some intern pushed the wrong version of an update. That was the biggest scam perpetrated on automobile owners in the last sixty years because if the computer goes wrong you *have* to bring it into the dealership, and Fuck You.

Just another thing you don’t actually own even after you’ve paid it off. The cyberpunk dystopia is here and there aren’t even 30-second-effective opioids I can shoot into my eyeballs, why even live.
 
Am I the only one who can feel it when I’m driving, too? Does nobody pay attention to the sensations the vehicle gives your body as you operate it anymore?

Holy fuck people get in cars and just switch whole parts of their brains off. YOU ARE OPERATING A SEVERAL THOUSAND POUND LUMP OF AERODYNAMIC STEEL AND FIBERGLASS AT POSSIBLY UPWARD OF EIGHTY MILES AN HOUR.

Please for the love of God keep your mind on what you’re doing. I know it’s the morning and you’re tired, or it’s rush hour and you are, also, tired but, fuckin’…maintain for the sake of everyone around you, won’t you?
It's like every day I drive there is one person who does something stupid where I am. Ugh, it's too much of a pain to go around the roundabout, lemme just go the wrong way because I'm late. Bitch are you trying to kill someone?
 
I always liked that guy.

He's probably enjoying his time in prison, he can just solve math problems and keep busy intellectually. Not too shabby.

More old timer shit... why doesn't someone make a car you can still work on? Fucking bastards, now I have a sensor alert on my dash board telling me a tire sensor isn't working.

I don't need a fucking tire sensor to tell me my air pressure is low in my tires. I look at the fucking tire. YOU CAN SEE THE FUCKING TIRE.
You can still work on Toyota 8 cylinders, MOPARs and Subarus without much issue or need for special tools. People just say this shit because they don't want to have to reset the ECU or have to recalibrate all their sensors on start. If you're willing to read a mechanics guide or some forums posts, you can work on almost every non-electric car and only need specialized tools on the German ones. Honestly computerized controls in cars makes them easier to work on if you're willing to work with them. Fords, Nissans and Chevys suck to work on though because you have to remove 90% of the engine to get at anything, so I get people claiming they don't want to fuck with them.

As for TPMS sensors, they exist because we let women drive. They never check their own shit and they have to be told. My wife will take her Jeep out on a rock trail, drop pressure to 15 psi and then drive 80 miles down the highway on her way back and wonder why she's going through tires so quick.
 
You can still work on Toyota 8 cylinders, MOPARs and Subarus without much issue or need for special tools. People just say this shit because they don't want to have to reset the ECU or have to recalibrate all their sensors on start. If you're willing to read a mechanics guide or some forums posts, you can work on almost every non-electric car and only need specialized tools on the German ones. Honestly computerized controls in cars makes them easier to work on if you're willing to work with them. Fords, Nissans and Chevys suck to work on though because you have to remove 90% of the engine to get at anything, so I get people claiming they don't want to fuck with them.

As for TPMS sensors, they exist because we let women drive. They never check their own shit and they have to be told. My wife will take her Jeep out on a rock trail, drop pressure to 15 psi and then drive 80 miles down the highway on her way back and wonder why she's going through tires so quick.
We need a kit-car thread. No more robot-cars.

My experience: Fucking 2022 Altima rental tried to KILL ME.
>Be me. Jam the car into cruise control, due to a 2+ hr drive on local roads and highways (no interstates).
>Car pulls one side, I overcorrect almost sending me into the other lane.
>This repeats _twice_ more until I realize THE CAR IS TRYING TO FUCKING DRIVE. It uses white lines and visual cues to determine road position, and corrects for it.

Listen machine - I AM THE DRIVER. I tweak the wheel and my lane position according to my velocity, pending de/acceleration AND THE WAY THE ROAD MOVES.
Made me so fucking mad. Also screams at you when you make efficient lane changes behind other drivers.

Also no fucking power due to 'green policies' Shuts off at lights... I could go on...

Give me a 1980s V8 stick. Fuck this noise.
 
We need a kit-car thread. No more robot-cars.

My experience: Fucking 2022 Altima rental tried to KILL ME.
>Be me. Jam the car into cruise control, due to a 2+ hr drive on local roads and highways (no interstates).
>Car pulls one side, I overcorrect almost sending me into the other lane.
>This repeats _twice_ more until I realize THE CAR IS TRYING TO FUCKING DRIVE. It uses white lines and visual cues to determine road position, and corrects for it.

Listen machine - I AM THE DRIVER. I tweak the wheel and my lane position according to my velocity, pending de/acceleration AND THE WAY THE ROAD MOVES.
Made me so fucking mad. Also screams at you when you make efficient lane changes behind other drivers.

Also no fucking power due to 'green policies' Shuts off at lights... I could go on...

Give me a 1980s V8 stick. Fuck this noise.
I feel this in my bones. I had traction control on my old G37 try to slam me i to a sign when I was driving at around 65 on a mountain highway with no problem until I hit a patch of gravel from a truck runaway ramp that hadn't been properly maintained. The car cut my steering and throttle inputs entirely, I tried to steer in to the skid and firmly power through it, like you're supposed to, but the car locked the wheel and went full brakes so I hit a steel marker sign doing just under 16 mph according to the ECU. When the cops showed up after I called my insurance, they looked at the gravel all over the highway, saw on my dash cam I was going the speed limit and then asked why I didn't steer in to the skid. I told them I couldn't, so they called their accident specialist and he just said

"Nissan traction control will lock out driver inputs over 30mph if it thinks its in a serious loss of control event and just slam on the brakes for you. Just write the state up for not maintaing that highway and the county for not maintaining the ramp, the guy you stopped isn't at fault."

The two cops just told me to let the insurance total it and not to buy another Nissan. Smart cops, really.

I picked up a Land Cruiser because they're one of the few reliable jap cars that still give the driver complete control of everything, including when to disable air bags, change throttle settings and still lets you roll down windows when you have the controls locked out for passengers
 
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I feel this in my bones. I had traction control on my old G37 try to slam me i to a tree when I was driving at around 65 on a mountain highway with no problem until I hit a patch of gravel from a truck runaway ramp that hadn't been properly maintained. The car cut my steering and throttle inputs entirely, I tried to steer in to the skid and firmly power through it, like you're supposed to, but the car locked the wheel and went full brakes so I hit a steel marker sign doing just under 16 mph according to the ECU. When the cops showed up after I called my insurance, they looked at the gravel all over the highway, saw on my dash cam I was going the speed limit and then asked why I didn't steer in to the skid. I told them I couldn't, so they called their accident specialist and he just said

"Nissan traction control will lock out driver inputs over 30mph if it thinks its in a serious loss of control event and just slam on the brakes for you. Just write the state up for not maintaing that highway and the county for not maintaining the ramp, the guy you stopped isn't at fault."

The two cops just told me to let the insurance total it and not to buy another Nissan. Smart cops, really.

I picked up a Land Cruiser because they're one of the few reliable jap cars that still give the driver complete control of everything, including when to disable air bags, change throttle settings and still lets you roll down windows when you have the controls locked out for passengers
I tagged you 'informative' but I wanted to tag horrifying.
I might start riding motorcycles full time now.

Millennials hate motorcycles...
 
I tagged you 'informative' but I wanted to tag horrifying.
I might start riding motorcycles full time now.

Millennials hate motorcycles...
You want to be on an unarmored crotch rocket on the same road as boomers, zoomers and millenials? That's brave. I'm taking my full frame hate-barge with a steel bumper and aggressive 33 inch tires and gas mileage that makes my credit card smoke from overuse
 
You want to be on an unarmored crotch rocket on the same road as boomers, zoomers and millenials? That's brave. I'm taking my full frame hate-barge with a steel bumper and aggressive 33 inch tires and gas mileage that makes my credit card smoke from overuse
Maybe a Spider, or it's ilk...
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slightly safer, but a little 'faggy'.
 
I remember when one of the worst things you could say about Bill Clinton was that he was a nerd with a saxophone. How the years fly.

Bill CLinton is NOT nerd. if he were uglier he would have never gotten away with raping that man beast Juanita Broaddick, he also wouldnt have come out of cheating on his wife somehow more likeable than his own wife!
 
I don't know about "old," but the other week my sibling pointed out that the PlayStation 2 turned 20. I'm only a few years older than the PS2 so I wouldn't say it made me feel old per se, but it was really odd to think that the video game console I grew up on is now considered old if that makes sense.
My PS2 is old enough to drink now.
 
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