Megathread Shitposting Thread - JY’s so fat his scooty-puff can’t go on residential streets

[Philosophy Phil]

I tried to make our hero on Picrew:
Her finger is over her mouth because she is reminding the little girls to stay quiet about her tampon lessons.

Decided to touch up your picture for you. Let me know what you think.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Decided to touch up your picture for you. Let me know what you think.

Ah, yes. That's what I was missing.

 

[cruisecontrol4cool]

 

[TerribleIdeas™]

have to agree on this one, leaf just doesn't capture JY enough

Red tampon on the Canuckicuck flag?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Scooty-Puff Jr. sucks.

 

[Rokko]

Instantly thought of Jonathan.

 

[Sleep doctor]

I found this picture of his bathroom

 

[Jeff Wolf]

Johnny's going to have a chance to go to an all body swim today.

All Bodies Swim (entry by donation) at Nelson and District Community …

archived 27 Jul 2019 10:32:59 UTC

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its being sponsored by these people

Meet the Team – Trans Connect

archived 27 Jul 2019 10:42:24 UTC

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Rainbow Clinic by Interior Health & Trans Connect at 101 Baker St, Ne…

archived 27 Jul 2019 10:34:53 UTC

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they/them
Milo Leraar: a peer social support worker who can provide mental health support, help changing your name or gender marker on ID (as a Commissioner for Signing Affidavits), harm reduction supplies (including needles for hormone injections), resources, connections to community events, and peer education on sexual health, orientation, and gender identity topics. No appointment is needed to see Milo at the Rainbow Clinic, you can just drop in. Follow ups can be provided through email or hir usual office at Trans Connect in ANKORS.

All these events are being put out by groups that are suppose to help at risk teens

Local Trans Services – Trans Connect

archived 27 Jul 2019 10:59:40 UTC

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The earliest one of these events goes back to 2012. https://archive.fo/bUboW
The descriptions were a bit more crass then and use to link to http://allbodiesswim.org

Trans folk, queers, people of colour, fatties, scars, fur, mobility aids, inked, pierced... This is a pool party celebrating all bodies. Lets ally and get wet!

Children are welcome.

We can hang at the pool. Use whatever non-gendered change rooms and bathrooms you want, which will be marked for accessible features.

All Bodies Swim is a volunteer-run grassroots group organizing body-positive nights at a public pool. We work to creatively resist society's pressures to fit unhealthy and impossible Western body image ideals.

The event that was shut down at the Al Anderson pool in Langley https://archive.fo/Boxh7

This event was organized and supported by the City of Langley, the Langley Local Action Team and Encompass Support Services Society as a safe, non-judgmental and inclusive activity for youth.

 

[RE 374]

Johnny's going to have a chance to go to an all body swim today.

All Bodies Swim (entry by donation) at Nelson and District Community …

archived 27 Jul 2019 10:32:59 UTC

archive.fo

its being sponsored by these people

Meet the Team – Trans Connect

archived 27 Jul 2019 10:42:24 UTC

archive.fo

Rainbow Clinic by Interior Health & Trans Connect at 101 Baker St, Ne…

archived 27 Jul 2019 10:34:53 UTC

archive.fo

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they/them
Milo Leraar: a peer social support worker who can provide mental health support, help changing your name or gender marker on ID (as a Commissioner for Signing Affidavits), harm reduction supplies (including needles for hormone injections), resources, connections to community events, and peer education on sexual health, orientation, and gender identity topics. No appointment is needed to see Milo at the Rainbow Clinic, you can just drop in. Follow ups can be provided through email or hir usual office at Trans Connect in ANKORS.

All these events are being put out by groups that are suppose to help at risk teens

Local Trans Services – Trans Connect

archived 27 Jul 2019 10:59:40 UTC

archive.fo

The earliest one of these events goes back to 2012. https://archive.fo/bUboW
The descriptions were a bit more crass then and use to link to http://allbodiesswim.org


The event that was shut down at the Al Anderson pool in Langley https://archive.fo/Boxh7

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Fur? Is that "guide dogs welcome" or "murrsuiters welcome"?

 

[Kiislova]

>Tranny not even trying to pass
>Furry now a gender/bodytype

Why do I keep having this feeling that these are deviants first, perverts second, and far far far later some activist shielding.

Congrats being more deviant than a furfag. FML.

 

[Jeff Wolf]

Fur? Is that "guide dogs welcome" or "murrsuiters welcome"?

Everyone, they're trying to recover from the Great Tranny Massacre of '15

 

[Kiislova]

They *always* need to make a hodgepodge of grievance categories.

I demand murrsuiters of trans-colour to be included there

 

[Dirty Mug]

I just saw Yaniv being posted in /g/, which one of you did it?

/g/ - >Why yes, I am a frequent /dpt/ poster. What gave - Technology - 4chan

>Why yes, I am a frequent /dpt/ poster. What gave it away? - "/g/ - Technology" is 4chan's imageboard for discussing computer hardware and software, programming, and general technology.

boards.4channel.org

 

[cypocryphy]

He looks like Adrian Adonis.

 

[Fapcop]

@mydickitches

I don't know what you are trying to achieve but go back to fucking anatomy school. Labial minora does not grow hair. Hair is not grown on the shaft of the penis or the foreskin, neither is it found on the skin which is internal to the female sex organs.
Now go ride a fat dick. And don't get pleasure from it either.

Hmm... Not sure what or who to believe here...

Can we get a third opinion from a farmer who have smashed a looot of pussy?

 

[Death Grip]

Hmm... Not sure what or who to believe here...

Can we get a third opinion from a farmer who have smashed a looot of pussy?

Ummm excuse me? I SMASHED a lot of both as you so charmingly put it. I know what I am talking about.

 

[crushedpuss]

Since I'd have to press X to doubt claims that any farmer has smashed pussy.....

Science Direct and Encyclopedia Britannica both say the labia minora has no hair follicles.

That said, I never discount the possibility there are mutants among us. I'm being told by people on twitter that ladies have balls, so what the fuck do I know at this point?

EDIT: I don't make words so good.

 

[Death Grip]

I would power level but quite frankly none of the shitposters deserve the recounting of my sexual experiences, unless there is monetary compensation involved.
So in summary, I have seen a lot of genitals, both male and female, the hairy bits are quite clearly delineated and if you don't believe me, go find out for yourselves.
If it's possible for you to get near sexual genetalia, otherwise go read a book on biology

 

[The Wokest]

I'm not sure if you fuckers are aware of this but...
There is a subspecies of louse that 'specializes' on infesting pubes they look more like crabs than regular lice and they like hairy pussy way more than hairy dick'nballs. No, this doesn't mean that you are safe.

If you are retarded enough to fuck a girl afflicted with this little buddies they may cling onto you for a while, that is not the worst part having them sucking blood, leaving wounds, making you scratch down there with your dirty hands all those factors make the risk of STDs shoot to the roof. you can even consider them an STD but they're not officially cataloged as that.
In modern days having your privates shaved/waxed automatically makes you more hygienic.

What if Jonny is infested with this bad boys and that's the reason he's so serious about getting a Brazilian Bikini Wax?
I don't think this is a baseless assumption... after all I found this article:
Brazilian Waxes Could Make Pubic Lice Go Extinct

 

[Feline Supremacist]

I'm not sure if you fuckers are aware of this but...
There is a subspecies of louse that 'specializes' on infesting pubes they look more like crabs than regular lice and they like hairy pussy way more than hairy dick'nballs. No, this doesn't mean that you are safe.

If you are exceptional enough to fuck a girl afflicted with this little buddies they may cling onto you for a while, that is not the worst part having them sucking blood, leaving wounds, making you scratch down there with your dirty hands all those factors make the risk of STDs shoot to the roof. you can even consider them an STD but they're not officially cataloged as that.
In modern days having your privates shaved/waxed automatically makes you more hygienic.

What if Jonny is infested with this bad boys and that's the reason he's so serious about getting a Brazilian Bikini Wax?
I don't think this is a baseless assumption... after all I found this article:
Brazilian Waxes Could Make Pubic Lice Go Extinct

Seriously? No one would wax anyone with those. You treat them with pesticide, not by having your vag/balls waxed at a salon.