Shitty Christmas Songs (2019 version) - Songs that suck but we listen to every year for some reason.

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NOT Sword Fighter Super

NOT Sword Fighter Super

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So anybody who has worked in retail is probably sick of Christmas music by now, but what are you least favorites of the bunch?

Right now my least favorite is "Christmas Wrapping" by The Waitresses:

This song SUCKS. They're not even fucking singing it, they're talking.

Close run up is that "Santa Baby" song as well as "All I Want for Christmas is my Two Front Teeth".

How about the rest of you?
 

Part of what makes this song so awful is the girl's voice. I wasn't expecting her older self to sing the song again at the end. That was passable, but the original song still grates my nerves any time it's played.
 
Grandma needs to remember to take her medication and stop fucking walking in the middle of the road on the 24th.
 
Baby it's cold outside is a terrible song. It's composition is bland, the vocals are unremarkable, and is seemingly devoid of anything memorable outside of the 'what's in this drink' line. You could go next five Christmases and not even notice if it plays on the radio. It'd be rightfully left behind as a piece of outdated Christmas schlock if it wasn't for the need for the woke brigade to be offended 365 days a year.
 
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