Shitty Flag Thread - "Lets add a Palm-Tree riding a horse on our city flag!"

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_Louisiana
To be fair Louisiana actually did something decent with their design since it's a French symbol stylized to resemble a Catholic one.

Louisiana, South Carolina, Alaska and Indiana are the only states that follow the default blue flag template who pull it off well since Louisiana and South Carolina use traditional heraldic symbols, and Alaska and Indiana use stars in cool patterns.

Meanwhile I actually entered a flag contest and seal a while ago for this town and I honestly put a lot of effort into the symbolism after researching the town and using heraldry correct designs ans and symbols so I thought I would be a Finalist.

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Well the assholes didn't even email me to let me know I didn't make the finals, with the finalists consisting of recolors of their city logo with the winning flag design being the city logo simply with red and white reversed and the winner's seal was even less effort with the logo 1:1 copy pasted on into a seal.

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Louisiana, South Carolina, Alaska and Indiana are the only states that follow the default blue flag template who pull it off well since Louisiana and South Carolina use traditional heraldic symbols, and Alaska and Indiana use stars in cool patterns.

Meanwhile I actually entered a flag contest and seal a while ago for this town and I honestly put a lot of effort into the symbolism after researching the town and using heraldry correct designs ans and symbols so I thought I would be a Finalist.

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Well the assholes didn't even email me to let me know I didn't make the finals, with the finalists consisting of recolors of their city logo with the winning flag design being the city logo simply with red and white reversed and the winner's seal was even less effort with the logo 1:1 copy pasted on into a seal.

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Really makes you wonder how many good flags have gone by the wayside because the city commission or such had no taste or were suffering a nepotism issue.
 
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Really makes you wonder how many good flags have gone by the wayside because the city commission or such had no taste or were suffering a nepotism issue.
Probably a lot because a lot of these boards are made of soccermoms and boomers.

It's like me starting a project to give each county in my state of Texas a coat of arms and a flag just for me to not bother because I know out of 254 counties I doubt a single one would adopt one.
 
Kreigsmarine flag is pretty kino though

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Fun fact it was personally designed by Hitler who according to Albert Speer was absolutely obsessed with every detail about it with more attention paid to it than any other state symbol he created (mind you the official Nazi flag is 1/24th off center on purpose he was that autistic), so much so after designing it in 1935 he went back and edited it again in 1938 to make the lines of the cross connect with the borders of the disk.
 
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This flag the socalled St Patricks Saltire/cross because it has fuck all to do with Saint Patrick and is really just an english invention.
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So they have introduced legislation to adopt this piece of shit as the new flag of Utah.
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I think this is clearly an elaborate troll by Russia due to the red star and Russian pattern of colors.
 
Back when I used to do stuff in the lolcow farm called Nationstates I made some flags, some of them weren't actually that bad.
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The first flag was an unfinished flag for my nation, still thought it would have turned out good

The second flag was for someone who was a slut for the state of Wisconsin

The third is meh, has room to improve but was meant to be like a minor islands type flag

And for the fourth one someone just told me to combine America, Canada, Britain, and Texas' flags
 
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So they have introduced legislation to adopt this piece of shit as the new flag of Utah.
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I think this is clearly an elaborate troll by Russia due to the red star and Russian pattern of colors.
Remove the text and make the golden circle one solid circle rather than two rings and it's an alright flag.
 
Here have some Georgia county flags

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Clayron

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Turner

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Oglethorpe

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Douglas

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Fulton

Bonus flag when I looked up Clayton County I found Clayton county Iowa and its just awful.

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