Shopping on Amazon Has Gone to Absolute Shit

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I know this has been alluded to in numerous posts in other threads and Youtube videos, but I thought it might be nice to have a thread specifically dedicated to Amazon's bullshit.

I live pretty far off the beaten path. My town is big enough to have things like a Wal-Mart and a few grocery and hardware stores, but not a Costco, Staples or a dedicated electronics store. Due to this, my family and friends have become pretty reliant on Amazon for getting anything other than the absolute most basic stuff you can find in our town. Lately, the Amazon shopping experience has been getting steadily worse.

First off, most of the small electronic items such as SD cards, cables and chargers are just being drop shipped from Ali Express. Once upon a time when you'd look for SD cards on Amazon, brand name items such as Lexar and Samsung would be pushed to the top. Now when you search for "Micro SD Card", the first dozen or so results are no name shit being drop shipped from Ali with a significant markup. You may get them a week or so faster buying them on Amazon, but items are often less than half the price on Ali Express and are of dubious quality anyway.

It's long been know that they fuck around with reviews, but I believe even this has gotten more brazen. For example, I bought a pack of plain white cotton t-shirts this past fall. These were a regular brand you'd buy at Wal-Mart like Fruit of the Loom or Haines. When they arrived, they were poorly stitched and full of holes in places where the seams come together like the armpits. I left a one star review, saying I didn't think they were authentic as the quality was so poor. Amazon removed the review, stating, "We investigated your concerns about product authenticity, and the information we have indicates that the product you received was authentic." So I left another one star review, this time simply stating that the shirts were of poor quality without calling the authenticity into question. Once again, it was removed by Amazon. I was told "This ensures that customer reviews remain as accurate as possible for the benefit of future customers."

I've also noticed the numbers being fudged in weird ways with ratings. For example, I was looking for a replacement part for a fairly obscure electronic component. I was in a bit of a hurry, so I hit up Amazon instead of Ali. The item in question only had five ratings. However, the average and percentage of the ratings make no sense and would be impossible to get with five reviews. Look at this shit:
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It's something you wouldn't notice on an item with thousands of reviews, but it's glaringly obvious with only a few ratings. If you click the little "How are ratings calculated?" thingy under the ratings, Amazon claims it analyzes reviews to verify "trustworthiness." So basically, they're not allowing certain one star reviews to be posted at all, and they are tipping the scale toward the more positive ratings because they do not deem the negative ones trustworthy.

Finally, the wife and I were looking to get a couple of security cameras recently. We specifically wanted something with local storage that didn't require the cloud or a subscription to review footage. We found a couple different cameras we liked and decided to sleep on it. When I logged onto Amazon the next day, in the little "Pick Up Where You Left Off " box was not the cameras we had been interested in, but a variety of Ring and Blink cameras; brands that are owned by Amazon and require a subscription.

Again, the biggest issue with this is if you are in a smaller area without many options, you come to rely on online shopping. Walmart, Staples and Best Buy have far more reliable online storefronts at this point, but they lack the selection of items Amazon has.

I'll cap this off with louis Rossman's excellent video about the subject:
I've found this kind of thing has gotten more and more blatant over the last year or so. What has your experience been? Have you run into things as blatant as I have?
 
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Amazon has gone down the shitter and is just full of branded chinesium competing against each other. Their prices are shit most of the time due to their fees, Amazon's prices are rarely the best. If you order a somewhat popular brand, you have to worry about it being a knockoff. At this point I just use Aliexpress/Temu for generic items and search around on other sites for branded items.
 
i find all five star reviews on amazon suspect. every single item i get on their site comes with a card offering me gifts/rewards in exchange for a five start review of the product.
Some of my reviews on niche products had a relatively high number of views. One of the sellers invited me to a private facebook group where they give away items in exchange for reviews. They just post pictures of their newest products, and anyone in the group who wants one would get it sent to them. Later when Amazon started cracking down they would get you to buy the product on Amazon so it would verify your purchase and the algorithm would award the review with a higher weight. Then they would refund you through paypal or bank transfer. You have to do the review within or a day two, or else they wouldn't want to refund it. Probably to game the algorithm. The type of product (tools mainly) would be very hard to thoroughly test in the span of a few days for the average user, so the reviews were not valid reviews.
 
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i find all five star reviews on amazon suspect. every single item i get on their site comes with a card offering me gifts/rewards in exchange for a five start review of the product.
My mother got phoned by some folk from whom she had bought just a regular chair, asking her to leave a full five star review for it in exchange for a 6-month warranty (????). Guy sat on the call and literally guided her through the app to explain how to review stuff - assuming she's 70+ or some shit - and all the while I kept telling her to hang up. She didn't, saying that it's free warranty for an item she found up to par anyway.

Sadly shoppers just don't think big picture and snatch up their reward for a seemingly innocuous favour.
 
My mother was complaining about this the other day. She's trying to replace a gardening trolley and Amazon kept showing her Ali Express stuff at stupid markups. I'm probably going to have to take her the local nursery for a suitable replacement.
 
I was invited to something called Amazon Vine which sends you free products which you are then obligated to review. This is probably because I lied and told the site during signup I'm 120 years old. This sounds like it could be a sweet deal until you realize it's just chinkshit as usual and none of the items are any good whatsoever and the site will punish you for leaving low reviews pointing out it's just chinkshit.
 
I was invited to something called Amazon Vine which sends you free products which you are then obligated to review. This is probably because I lied and told the site during signup I'm 120 years old. This sounds like it could be a sweet deal until you realize it's just chinkshit as usual and none of the items are any good whatsoever and the site will punish you for leaving low reviews pointing out it's just chinkshit.
It's a crapshoot but sometimes it seems to be just some chinese sellers trying to get a start selling. I've gotten some pretty decent electronics for free, not the best but not really chinkshit that breaks after a month, even got a $200 portable monitor I still use when I travel.
 
I got robbed from them pretty recently. I bought a 50 buck pack of HIV electrolyte packs and it never came. All they said was “package lost in mail”. I tried going though the costumer service but even though it was checkmarked they didn’t give me my refund. If I wasn’t as busy I would of probably fought it but I guess I just pissed away 50 bucks. So bezos better get a unmarked grave too or else that my new road side urinal.

If you want weird electronic junk that breaks on you easy then just buy from a bin place. the most it will cost is 8 bucks. I found a lamp with beads that I set up and sold for 80 bucks.
 
The only time I buy anything from Amazon is when I absolutely cannot find it anywhere else. I did this for politisperg reasons for many years but now that they're going to shit I'm glad I did so. It's worth learning how to more effectively find alternatives both online and in brick & mortar stores. Even if the price is higher the quality is usually much more consistent.
 
The only Amazon reviews you can trust any more are the ones with pictures/video included. There's also the longer ones that will say "Edit: I've had this 6 months now, and..." which I've found to reflect issues and strengths pretty accurately.

100% agree about the selection, there's items where I have to scroll 3 pages to get to non-garbage brands. It's so bad that even if I specifically search for a brand, like "motorola charger", it will only give me half a dozen Motorola items before it starts including the random brands like YANGOWH which are clearly Ali Express SKU trackers.
 
I’ve actually had luck with some of the Amazon Basics stuff. I don’t know which company they’re partnered with but the guitar stand I got works as intended and appears sturdy. Was about the same price as all the others too.
 
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