Should I eat another bat?

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No. Bats are fucking awesome. They eat their body weight in mosquitoes every night, they can live 25-30 years, they engage in massive orgies, they see with their ears, they eat retarded amounts of insects that are actually awful, their fucking wings are literally hands, chiroptera means fucking hand wing. They're a unique suborder of mammal genetically distinct from most other mammals for about 50 million years. Bats are dope as fuck. Stop eating them.
 
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Grub said:
No. Bats are fucking awesome. They eat their body weight in mosquitoes every night, they can live 25-30 years, they engage in massive orgies, they see with their ears, they eat retarded amounts of insects that are actually awful, their fucking wings are literally hands, chiroptera means fucking hand wing. They're a unique suborder of mammal genetically distinct from most other mammals for about 50 million years. Bats are dope as fuck. Stop eating them.
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Bats provide guano which can be mined for fertilizer too.
 
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Now I'm not an expert on eating bats, but I'd imagine the wing would be the least tasty part to eat. It's just skin, no meat at all.
 
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