Should I name my firstborn Bankruptcy?

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Should I?

 

[Dr. Arinsu]

Yes if you only name your second one Lottery.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

call it MiracleIgotsomepussy

 

[Ventrue]

Only if you beat the debt collectors in a street fight.

 

[Kosher Dill]

If you're actually facing bankruptcy, yes. It's a good prophetic tradition to name your kids after what they represent or what you predict.
The prophet Hosea named his kids "Not Pitied" and "Not My People".