Should I transition?

[The Fool]

Some of my friends use a bidet or baby wipes to wipe up after they're finished with their business. Right now I just use regular toilet paper and have no problems, although admittingly if I have a really crazy night, the next day I might be shitting all day and I end up causing my anus to bleed a little from all the wiping. I'm mostly worried about the expenses of baby wipes and if they'll clog my pipes or not. Does anyone have any experience with transitioning from dry toilet paper to baby wipes?

 

[The Pink Panther]

From my experience, baby wipes have lubricant and they sting on your butt.

I suggest not transitioning if you don't like pain.

 

[Terror Rism]

you should remove your anus and solve the problem directly

 

[Baguette Child]

I had a roommate who used alcohol prep pads like baby wipes in the bathroom, fucking lunatic that guy. Clogged the can constantly. He also owned a sex doll.


So basically, I'm saying you should just use TP like a normal person.

 

[Niggard]

I don't have a bidet, but I always rinse my arse in the shower when I'm done. It's hygienic, feels good, and doesn't kill trees.

 

[The Fool]

I had a roommate who used alcohol prep pads like baby wipes in the bathroom, fucking lunatic that guy. Clogged the can constantly. He also owned a sex doll.


So basically, I'm saying you should just use TP like a normal person.

I thought about using wet paper as a ghetto solution but I feel like that would clog even worse.

I don't have a bidet, but I always rinse my arse in the shower when I'm done. It's hygienic, feels good, and doesn't kill trees.

Thought about this too but it sure sounds annoying.

 

[Justtocheck]

Bidets are okay, but to wash it and dry it takes time and on winter... jeehh... just wipe. Fuck the trees.

 

[In Memoriam]

OMG just get a bidet it will change your life

TP only = dingleberries

yes, always. even u

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I can’t even lie, I almost thought it was clickbait and you were going to turn into a woman.
But with an educated guess, I’ll say stay with toilet paper.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

 

[tehpope]

I thought this was about Trannies.

But I think TP is good. Still nice to have wipes around.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Get a bidet, faggot.

 

[Justtocheck]

you should remove your anus and solve the problem directly

You can't take a shit if you have a penis in your ass 24/7

 

[Red Hood]

How can I get you to transition into a brand new, preowned Chevrolet today?

 

[The Fool]

I can’t even lie, I almost thought it was clickbait and you were going to turn into a woman.
But with an educated guess, I’ll say stay with toilet paper.

Hey, just because I don't want my anus to bleed doesn't make me a woman.

 

[George Orson Welles]

Dude this scared the shit out of me, thought I was gonna have to inform Dear Leader of a rat.

 

[Doodler98]

Before you make any hasty decisions get yourself a nice bottle of wine.
Put on a movie you like, open the bottle. Now you have a perfectly functional cork that you can insert anally and thus avoid this debate entirely. Also wine.

 

[GHTD]

OP is a faggot for making me think he was considering 41%.

 

[Vampirella]

Baby wipes with clog your toilet, get a bidet, enjoy life with an extra clean ass, use less toilet paper, ? , Profit.

 

[Justtocheck]

The bidet does have a temperature regulator. Like the shower handles. But if your plumming is anything like mine, it's either Alaska hiney or getting a taco behind. Trust me, getting your ass burned isn't fun.

Also, careful. If you use the sink mode, don't leave it in powerful ass squirt mode, or you might get a face full of water in shocking friendly fire.