Should I transition?

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Should I transition?

  • No, stay with toilet paper

    Votes: 15 36.6%

  • Yes, use baby wipes

    Votes: 17 41.5%

  • Other (post below)

    Votes: 9 22.0%
  • Total voters
    41
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Some of my friends use a bidet or baby wipes to wipe up after they're finished with their business. Right now I just use regular toilet paper and have no problems, although admittingly if I have a really crazy night, the next day I might be shitting all day and I end up causing my anus to bleed a little from all the wiping. I'm mostly worried about the expenses of baby wipes and if they'll clog my pipes or not. Does anyone have any experience with transitioning from dry toilet paper to baby wipes?
 
From my experience, baby wipes have lubricant and they sting on your butt.

I suggest not transitioning if you don't like pain.
 
I had a roommate who used alcohol prep pads like baby wipes in the bathroom, fucking lunatic that guy. Clogged the can constantly. He also owned a sex doll.


So basically, I'm saying you should just use TP like a normal person.
 
I don't have a bidet, but I always rinse my arse in the shower when I'm done. It's hygienic, feels good, and doesn't kill trees.
 
Baguette Child said:
I had a roommate who used alcohol prep pads like baby wipes in the bathroom, fucking lunatic that guy. Clogged the can constantly. He also owned a sex doll.


So basically, I'm saying you should just use TP like a normal person.
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I thought about using wet paper as a ghetto solution but I feel like that would clog even worse.

ChloeTheMalingerer said:
I don't have a bidet, but I always rinse my arse in the shower when I'm done. It's hygienic, feels good, and doesn't kill trees.
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Thought about this too but it sure sounds annoying.
 
I can’t even lie, I almost thought it was clickbait and you were going to turn into a woman.
But with an educated guess, I’ll say stay with toilet paper.
 
Before you make any hasty decisions get yourself a nice bottle of wine.
Put on a movie you like, open the bottle. Now you have a perfectly functional cork that you can insert anally and thus avoid this debate entirely. Also wine.
 
OP is a faggot for making me think he was considering 41%.
 
The bidet does have a temperature regulator. Like the shower handles. But if your plumming is anything like mine, it's either Alaska hiney or getting a taco behind. Trust me, getting your ass burned isn't fun.

Also, careful. If you use the sink mode, don't leave it in powerful ass squirt mode, or you might get a face full of water in shocking friendly fire.
 
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