Should I transition?

[LargeChoonger]

This was the last thing I expected when I saw this thread's title

 

[Lady Pigroach]

Just like with tranny and other degenerate shit, it's a grey area/case by case basis kinda thing.

 

[Salt_Merchant]

Fairly certain literally every plumbing manufacturer says you should never flush baby wipes (even those labeled as flushable) as they dont break down in water like TP.


therefore,


do you get off on wither sticking your hands in plubming to unclog shitty wet wipes, or the act of paying someone else to do it for you

 

[Gentleman Gamer]

I only poop before I take a shower because I don't own a bidet, so I use the detachable showerhead instead. I also wipe my ass afterwards to make sure and very rarely is there any poop residue left.

I'd prefer if I had a genuine bidet yet but I gotta wait until I get my own place.

 

[big ups liquid richard]

I can't use a bidet because of the type of toilet i have.

Baby Wipes aren't supposed to be flushed. Most if not all show a "no flushing" logo.

You should get the cottonelle wipes for adults.

Unless you've specifically been told that your sewer system can't break down the wipes, they can in small doses. Just flush one or two at a time, which is likely all you need. It won't clog. Its when you try flushing multiples at once that it clogs, because they tend to fold and wad up.

Use the toilet paper for the job, and the wipes for cleaning after. Don't use wet toilet paper, it breaks apart. It is a shit substitute.

For those who swear TP is all you need, you'd be surprised what gets left behind.

 

[The Wizard]

Just stick with toilet paper. Like others have said, many don't properly break down, and can clog pipes. That said, its still good to have a pack near the toilet in case you ever have company over. Its courteous, and you'll look like slightly less of a slob. I also find that they're one of those "rather have and not need, than need and not have" items.

If you're so conflicted, just eliminate wiping yourself entirely. Get one of those bottomless S&M chairs and hire a dedicated salad-tosser to sit under it.

 

[The Fool]

I only poop before I take a shower because I don't own a bidet, so I use the detachable showerhead instead. I also wipe my ass afterwards to make sure and very rarely is there any poop residue left.

bro when I gotta shit then I gotta shit

 

[Tim Buckley]

You should transition to the afterlife already.

 

[Gentleman Gamer]

bro when I gotta shit then I gotta shit

Yeah I feel you, in those cases where I'm really desperate or have diarrhea, I just use regular toilet paper. It works, not very well mind you.

 

[Lady Pigroach]

bro when I gotta shit then I gotta shit

Powerlevel as hell, but I feel you. Go shit in peace.

 

[Bagronkleton]

Paper when okay.

Wipes when you spray.

 

[JoshPlz]

Wet wipes are based. I can't recommend using them enough. Just make sure that your local plumbing can take it.

 

[Hylics]

Bidet all the way.

 

[soy_king]

Are you sure the anal bleeding isn't from all that dick from the night before?

Yes, I think you should transition. We need more kiwis to be stunning and brave like OP, and one can only hope xim goes 41% for posterity's sake.

 

[Orange Rhymer]

I can't use a bidet because of the type of toilet i have.

Baby Wipes aren't supposed to be flushed. Most if not all show a "no flushing" logo.

You should get the cottonelle wipes for adults.

Unless you've specifically been told that your sewer system can't break down the wipes, they can in small doses. Just flush one or two at a time, which is likely all you need. It won't clog. Its when you try flushing multiples at once that it clogs, because they tend to fold and wad up.

Use the toilet paper for the job, and the wipes for cleaning after. Don't use wet toilet paper, it breaks apart. It is a shit substitute.

For those who swear TP is all you need, you'd be surprised what gets left behind.

From a professional (no PL)

There is no such thing as a 'flushable' baby/ass wipe. Even the 'flushable' ones will clog your pipes solid.
I have routed lines and hit armloads of those things. Hell, Mexico has res sewage systems that are only 2" smaller, and they can't flush TP.
stay away from all 'flushable' items UNLESS IT'S TP. Also, avoid clogs and use single ply.

Also, any time I use a bidet, I always need to wipe/dry away the water with TP. So what the hell is the point? I'm wiping anyway, might as well skip the watersports and just fucking wipe with TP.

 

[Least Concern]

Your grandfather only used toilet paper and he was more of a man than you'll ever be.

 

[Orange Rhymer]

Your grandfather only used toilet paper and he was more of a man than you'll ever be.

He used the Sears Catalog or last years Yellow Pages.

Who buys something only to throw it down the shithole?

 

[muh_moobs]

Why use baby wipes? Just use babies.

I thought about using wet paper as a ghetto solution but I feel like that would clog even worse.

Not if you flush the paper separate from the shit.