Should The CWC forum be shut down and moved to Spergatory? - Or made into one lolcow thread?

[Yop Yop]

I'm getting tired of the nostalgic elitisits on this board. "No troll will ever be as good as x troll in the year 201x just leave Chris alone". Sure maybe, pretending to be a gal pal or a Nintendo employee isn't funny anymore. But there's still plenty of things that can happen.

 

[PuToTyra]

I get the feeling that tards like Idea Guy would continue to pop up for the lulz and the only other content would be Chris-chan enjoying his life as he transitions into a legit tranny with doctor approved HRT and goes to places and has fun (which would do nothing but piss off troons and no-lifers on this site).

I think he's too much of a mental and emotional wreck for this to happen

We are all waiting not for a new content, but for ultimate and bitter end of his life, a saga to end all sagas, which will commence the day Barb dies.

 

[Yop Yop]

Honestly, did anyone expect Chris to run over Snyder, did anyone expect Chris to mace a GameStop employee? Slice his taint open? Go to magfest? This is all organic chris content. Just because it's boring today doesn't mean Chris won't chop off his dick tomorrow.

 

[keksz]

OP if any cow deserves their own subforum then it's Chris lol there's no arguing around that. Not only for historical reasons but also for the sheer future potential - and that's not even coming into the matter of whether he is relevant or not nowadays, which as you see here is entirely debatable.

 

[Lurk King]

Christian isn't the cow he used to be, but he can still entertain. And yeah after JQ and IdeaGuy maybe he'll crash for a while, but that's fine, Chris always comes back. So we can't just ditch the board.

We also can't turn him into a general lolcow thread. In the inevitable situation where he does come back, that thread would be absolutely unreadable. Every autist would post simultaneously and any content would get completely drowned out.

Also if it gets the no rules treatment, it becomes Autistic Aluminati HQ, guaranteed. The little shits who think they're the next Clyde Cash need to be told this shit isn't funny anymore and need to know that their dumb shit has consequences.

So what should we do? Nothing. We continue on, business as usual.

 

[LocalFireDept]

Chris is always going to be more stupid and none of the autists posting here calling him old hat or bureaucracy over his subforum is gonna stop it. There's too much autism to condense it to a single thread in my opinion.

 

[Slamerella]

Chris is the backbone of this place. It'd be like if neopets suddenly did away with creating pets. It'd be like if Maplestory did away with job progression. It'd be like if Team Fortress 2 just suddenly became death match 24/7 and removed all code for objective based gameplay. What I'm getting at is, CWC is "too good" to just move. Moving one of our Cornerstones from the front page would be a pretty bad move. Maybe the Hall of Fame section or just some way of showing this is what we did without truly removing it.

 

[The Manglement]

Yeah, Chris will never again produce the quality of content he did in the past, but he's still worth documenting and discussing. I have a fondness for Chris's particular brand of weirdness, and will read content he makes even if it's low-quality.

 

[Cloudman]

I don't think Chris is a dead lolcow just yet. While he does go out and have fun more, he has also proven himself to arguably be more out of touch with reality than he has ever been. I just think we're seeing a lot more content that's rather depressing or mean instead of funny. I don't think shutting down the forum would do anything to fix that, though. I personally try to see the humor in shitty trolling attempts for as long as it is all we're getting. Besides, OPL has risen from the dead before. I agree with those saying it's probably just a dry spell. Chris' life will still be interesting in 10 years from now (presuming he's still around), even if it is for different reasons than 10 years ago. While he is a surprisingly boring person now, he is exceptional enough for interesting things to always happen to him, for better or worse.

 

[FinalSolution]

Complaining about anything new with Chris has become the cool thing to do. It seems to have led to the CWC forum being run like a Soviet Union news organisation. Every thread is locked and cut short as it becomes interesting. Closing off the CWC Discussion Forum seems the next logical step. But don't expect to see me here after it happens. I'm here exclusively to laugh at Chris's antics and those of his more 'enthusiastic' trolls.

 

[Doug_Hitzel]

It is time to spread the word of Chris-Chan to VRChat. Ugandan Knuckles vs. Ungodly Chrissies.

 

[MY 405]

So, Managed Lolcows ... got it. I mean, not that Chris hasn’t been managed for years but many of his best adventures have been self-propelled and this is why I hold out hope ... plus a renewal for next season.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Honestly, did anyone expect Chris to run over Snyder, did anyone expect Chris to mace a GameStop employee? Slice his taint open? Go to magfest? This is all organic chris content. Just because it's boring today doesn't mean Chris won't chop off his dick tomorrow.

This is what Marvin talks about, Chris' life is grossly exageratted. Chris didn't run over anyone, he barely maced the guys shirt. The thing about slicing his taint is dumb too. More than likely, he mistook his abcesses for a labia and slightly cut himself with a razor, then started to finger the wound. I am not trying to minimize his actions because he's a dick, but give credit where it's due

 

[Yop Yop]

This is what Marvin talks about, Chris' life is grossly exageratted. Chris didn't run over anyone, he barely maced the guys shirt. The thing about slicing his taint is dumb too. More than likely, he mistook his abcesses for a labia and slightly cut himself with a razor, then started to finger the wound. I am not trying to minimize his actions because he's a dick, but give credit where it's due

Exagerareted or not, we all laughed our asses off when it happen.

 

[keksz]

Chris didn't run over anyone

Why did he go to court and get sent to probation for then?

he barely maced the guy

Ah OK, because in the same vein attempted murder and barely raped are not real crimes, of course.

he mistook his abcesses for a labia

Well which of us hasn't made such a common, innocent mistake before?

then started to finger the wound

Completely understandable mistake. Agreed that people blew this way out of proportion.

I am not trying to minimize his actions

I'm having trouble believing you've written all of this at face value - but if you have just let me tell you that a single :dumb: rating isn't enough to represent how I feel about your post and you in general.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I'm having trouble believing you've written all of this at face value - but if you have just let me tell you that a single :dumb: rating isn't enough to represent how I feel about your post and you in general.

I personally had no ill will toward you, but now that you've revealed yourself to act in such a way, I still could care less.
Seriously, you can negrate me all you want, but who acts likes this?

 

[The Fool]

Chris should be given moderation powers in his sub-forum. Not even joking. This would be the only entertaining thing that can be done with it. It will also increase draw to the forum as a whole.

But for real please unironically do this I'm begging you

 

[MrTroll]

Chris doesn't give a shit about moderating a forum he doesn't read. If you want to lure him here, give him cold hard Lego money. Respect the hustle.

 

[The Fool]

Chris doesn't give a shit about moderating a forum he doesn't read. If you want to lure him here, give him cold hard Lego money. Respect the hustle.

I dunno, he might bite. We can consider it an olive branch of good will, we scared him off so now we'll let him straighten us out. He can make a difference in our lives by teaching us the Brony way of love and tolerance

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Why did he go to court and get sent to probation for then?

His only conviction, for which he was given probation, was leaving the scene of an accident. He also didn't "run over" anyone, and it's absurd to conflate what Chris actually did with "running over" someone. Do a google image search of "ran over by car." That's not what happened. What chris did was get scared and try to escape; in doing so, he bumped his Arch Villian... who was purposefully trying to get in the way of the car. Illegal? Yes. But it's an exaggeration to say he ran someone over.

Ah OK, because in the same vein attempted murder and barely raped are not real crimes, of course.

You're bringing up murder and rape in a discussion about Chris Chan squirting pepper-spray at someone in a gamestop while he ran out like a 8 year old who got his hand caught in the cookie jar? Again, it wasn't as big of a deal as all that.

I'm not going to talk about whatever the fuck he did with his taint because I stayed as far away from that topic as I could and recommend the same to everyone else.