Should The CWC forum be shut down and moved to Spergatory? - Or made into one lolcow thread?

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I really don't think we need to merge the whole CWC sub forum into one thread. Hell, just small Facebook posts and tweets get buried in the random updates thread, and that thread is specifically there to filter out small updates and posts. If we had one megathread stuff would get buried to quickly, especially when people start speculating or asking questions like in the random thoughts and questions. Chris is simply too big of a lolcow to have one thread.

It definitely doesn't belong in spergatory either. People are just overreacting to the Ideaguy stuff. Yeah he was an unfunny idiot but this doesn't necessarily mean Chris is a completely dead cow. I mean yeah a lot of his activity is boring but we have a lot less interesting cows as well.
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His only conviction, for which he was given probation, was leaving the scene of an accident. He also didn't "run over" anyone, and it's absurd to conflate what Chris actually did with "running over" someone. Do a google image search of "ran over by car." That's not what happened. What chris did was get scared and try to escape; in doing so, he bumped his Arch Villian... who was purposefully trying to get in the way of the car. Illegal? Yes. But it's an exaggeration to say he ran someone over.



You're bringing up murder and rape in a discussion about Chris Chan squirting pepper-spray at someone in a gamestop while he ran out like a 8 year old who got his hand caught in the cookie jar? Again, it wasn't as big of a deal as all that.

I'm not going to talk about whatever the fuck he did with his taint because I stayed as far away from that topic as I could and recommend the same to everyone else.
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Pepper spraying someone is definitely not attempted murder, but I'd easily consider assault in a situation where you're not in any real danger.
 
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Not going to dwell too much on the exaggerations topic, especially after I apologized for being too spergy already. My point is that yeah, they are exaggerations but not wild exaggerations. He did hit someone with his car, mace someone (successfully or not), and believe he was growing a vagina.

Chris is not an exaggeration. He's the real deal. Some exaggeration is inevitable but they're not lies.
 
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On one hand I feel like the subforum would operate better as a single thread. There's not a lot of new content these days and what we get doesn't deserve tens of pages of "discussion." On the other hand the Chris board is of historical significance to this site, so removing it doesn't feel quite right. I don't know. I guess I'd be fine either way.
 
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I'm with @Null on this. The Chris forum should stay as is, let it serve as containment zone for all the people who just can't let go of when Chris-chan was a living meme every other day.

Honestly, I think, aside from those spontaneous moments when Chris does something utterly ridiculous no one expected, he should be left alone. Not just for the humane reason that fucking with the guy just comes off as dumb as hell and even somewhat sadistic these days, but because that Idea Asshole showed what happens when you turn Chris into a mouth that utters whatever some dumbass on /pol/ thinks is funny.

If Chris does something bizarre like the whole Blarms thing again, it's worth discussing, but if some jackass wants to psychoanalyze every breath and muscle twitch Chris makes, I personally don't give a shit, spergs gonna sperg, just as long as no poop is touched in the process.
 
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The person who made this thread is a real fucking asshole. Just shut the whole forum down and be down with it if you get rid of Chris Chan. Chris Chan is the reason why people joined this forum. It’s the reason I joined this forum. If you got rid of Chris Chan, then someone else would eventually make a new forum for Chris Chan and me and the people would have to move over to that forum making new account on that new forum. The person who made this thread should be ashamed of themselves. Do not get rid of the Chris Chan forum. How fucking dare you.
 
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The person who made this thread is a real fucking asshole. Just shut the whole forum down and be down with it if you get rid of Chris Chan. Chris Chan is the reason why people joined this forum. It’s the reason I joined this forum. If you got rid of Chris Chan, then someone else would eventually make a new forum for Chris Chan and me and the people would have to move over to that forum making new account on that new forum. The person who made this thread should be ashamed of themselves. Do not get rid of the Chris Chan forum. How fucking dare you.
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It's just more stupid Chris-chan being a dead cow drama. It'll happen after a boring or controversial troll, or during a content drought. I think we had drama after finding out that most of the gal pal stuff was done by trolls, and after Catherine because so little came out of that. If anything the last few years have been pretty good because we've seen Chris get banned from online stores, blarms rage, the fake Maple troll, the lesbian sleepover plan, that video of Chris with the sex doll, the lemon vagina picture, Chris trying to be a lesbian hooker and updated dating profiles, the unclit, the Catherine "saga", the Q&A stream, and Chris tard raging about the Jessica Quinn break up, and of course more Sonichu.

We shouldn't let the boring stuff like the Idea Guy stuff, most of the Jessica Quinn stuff, and e-begging make us forget that a lot of funny stuff has happened.

Chris may be a dead cow in the sense that he doesn't reply to much anymore, but he's still more interesting than a lot of other cows discussed on the site.
 
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The person who made this thread is a real fucking asshole. Just shut the whole forum down and be down with it if you get rid of Chris Chan. Chris Chan is the reason why people joined this forum. It’s the reason I joined this forum. If you got rid of Chris Chan, then someone else would eventually make a new forum for Chris Chan and me and the people would have to move over to that forum making new account on that new forum. The person who made this thread should be ashamed of themselves. Do not get rid of the Chris Chan forum. How fucking dare you.
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What more can be said at this point in an entire subforum about him that couldn't be said in a thread? The entire subforum for chris staying up is only inviting garbage because for each thread posted there is new motivation to post trash just to be in every single chris thread.

There is another board that just talks about chris though.
 
Right now, going forward, one thread would work well. Who reads stupid threads like "what happens when barb dies" anyway? Oh wait, then all the shitposters that screw around in those threads would infect the 'main' one instead (which would otherwise be for updates). Could still work because there's so little activity.

But then if he goes active again it would probably blow up.
 
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it's been discussed to hell and back but of you want my opinion, we should not forget where this website came from and anyone that wants to have the chris board shut down for the crime of not entertaining them enough is a collossal faggot. the downfall of kiwifarms will begin with taking itself too seriously, and condensing the chris board to one thread or nuking it entirely will be the first sign.
 
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