Should there be an amendment to US constitution making fat chicks illegal?

[Useful_Mistake]

Or should the eight amendment already cover this?

 

[Tims]

I agree that yes land whales should be illegal but we must think about the longevity of the farms, what would Dear Feeder do if he cant jerk off to fat women eating, he'd probably kill himself in his self imposed exile in the Serbian wastes?

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I agree that yes land whales should be illegal but we must think about the longevity of the farms, what would Dear Feeder do if he cant jerk off to fat women eating, he'd probably kill himself in his self imposed exile in the Serbian wastes?

Dear Feeder will have to go to rehabilitation. We'll support him, of course, in his trying time of trying to become normal again.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Fat chicks in a moo moo are ok
Fat chicks in a mini skirt are not ok

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Fat chicks in a moo moo are ok
Fat chicks in a mini skirt are not ok

Fat chicks are not okay

 

[Willie Thrills]

Fat camps should be mandatory.

 

[Agran]

the right to busty curves SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED, NICE TRY FBI

 

[folly magnet]

Only if fat dudes are included. I don't see why basement dwelling neckbeards should be legal in that case.

 

[Just A Butt]

but then what would we do with OP's mom?

 

[TheShedCollector]

Only if fat dudes are included. I don't see why basement dwelling neckbeards should be legal in that case.

Their purchases of anime dvds and chicken nuggets are essential to the local economy.

 

[folly magnet]

Their purchases of anime dvds and chicken nuggets are essential to the local economy.

Then fat chicks have earned their stay through their subsidizing of the restaurant industry.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

but then what would we do with OP's mom?

Export her from the country, like all fat chicks.

 

[Ramborambo]

If fat chicks are outlawed, then only outlaws will have fat chicks.

 

[HTTP Error 404]

If fat chicks are outlawed, then only outlaws will have fat chicks.

That's fine, they can keep them.

 

[beautiful person]

Outlaw all fatties! Send them to "fat camps" where they can "concentrate" on being skinny.

 

[User names must be unique]

Hit them specifically with a carbon tax, since absolutely everything they do produces more carbon than a skinny chick doing the same.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

They would all just move to Canada and squat at an Egyptians apartment.

 

[Tism the Return]

If you outlaw the fatties then you're exiling and/or outlawing most of the US population.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

(When you’re that one guy who likes fatties).

 

[Blamo]

Weight tax, with reductions based on how much you can bench press.