Yeah, you're right. I am being a retard. He can have this one. Actually, I regret ever engaging with this gremlin. He has nothing to say besides gay shit and letting everyone know how awesome his life is. Hell, I'd go so far as to say that this is on me. We all know what his deal is. My apologies, guys.
eta: Okay this is the last one, I promise.
I have to correct myself — I wasn't acting like a retard, I was acting like a massive retard. His imaginary relationship involves bringing politsperging into everyday life. Yeah...