Show KF: Draw a fish and watch it swim with the others

[Toolbox]

Another attempt at skip moderation to see if it'll let something through that blatantly doesn't fit the fish profile, got to high probability then used the force submit line.

COELACANTH!

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Seeing thread posters fish show up in my tank way before they see them show up themselves, am I a time traveler?

 

[Toolbox]

New floydfish just dropped.

Decided to dig through more of what the filter blatantly sees as not fish, or what was moderated, I think it all gets dumped there. I grabbed the data before all of the exploits to upload images and get around the moderation were being figured out yesterday before it got patched.

A LOT of penises, the filter does catch those pretty well.

Spoiler: penis penis penis penis

tried to hide in in the fish, nope
another attempt at being clever, vagoina fish

Plenty of this

And swastika fish

 

[Focken Kiwi]

it has to hit 63% to go straight into the tank. my niggerfish only clocked in at 62.8. wompwomp

You can sometimes increase the percentage by adding some speckling. Drop the line width to the smallest value, add a dot and if the number doesn't go up, ctrl + z. Hell, I put a Kiwifarms logo in my last niggerfish's left eye and that pushed the percentage to 71%. Just fiddle with the design a bit and you can push it high enough to auto-approve.

Edit:


Those rainbow pimples aren't just for show.

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

I just got an idea. Spell out the word nigger with fish each containing a single letter each.

 

[everyone has aids]

You can sometimes increase the percentage by adding some speckling. Drop the line width to the smallest value, add a dot and if the number doesn't go up, ctrl + z. Hell, I put a Kiwifarms logo in my niggerfish's left eye and that pushed the percentage to 71%. Just fiddle with the design a bit and you can push it high enough to auto-approve.

uh uh nigger i know you did not just try banning me.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

NigFish

 

[The Lawgiver]

Drew this one, it never showed up.

This got a lower rating and showed up anyways

 

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Oopsies.

 

[everyone has aids]

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lmaooo

yes. nobody posts comments on HN because Dang is a butthurt ban happy little bitch. so we go read HN and then make fun of it elsewhere, yes.



and .., HAHAHAHA

 

[Sledgehammer Lobotomy]

If you have wallpaper engine on steam you can set it as your desktop background. I like looking over and seeing what neat fish showed up while i'm working

 

[Haloperidol]

‘nother day ‘nother fish.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

If you have wallpaper engine on steam you can set it as your desktop background. I like looking over and seeing what neat fish showed up while i'm working
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Just don't set it to most popular or your desktop will be full of gay Palestinian flags.

 

[Angry New Ager]

I got banned and can't upload

Yeah, neither can I. I'm phonefagging, so I cleared my cache, rebooted, and changed my VPN location, but no bueno. I could try using Chrome, but can't use the other workarounds because I don't have a desktop.

Spoiler: gallery of recent attempts

I was reading this thread in a church parking lot last night while waiting to give my neighbor a lift home, and was gut-laughing so hard security came over to see if I was okay. Seriously, I love this place and the sick motherfuckers who inhabit it.

It's hard to draw fish in that state, so this guy was the best I could manage:

Getting him to >60% probability took forever, despite his overall shape being definitely fishy. Needless to say, he didn't post.


I did this guy next; again, he failed to swim.

So I thought maybe the algo was rigged against all-black fish, and tried an innocuous classic goldfish:

When it, too, failed to swim, I figured I was banned.

As a last gasp (and because I still had time to kill, so why the fuck not) I did this one:

Then I made these this morning, after rebooting; when the blackfish failed, I tried variations on Foodie Beauty; all got rejected (which I figured they would, but drawing fish is fun, so fuck it):

I draw a perfect classic fish and it isn't "fish enough" but then I can get this abomination through
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Yeah, I don't understand the algo at all.

ETA:

Bro I want this as a feature for the site. Give me the option to feed the fish I like, and shoot the fish I don't like.

I would be all over this thing if it was a site feature. My one request would be an expanded color range: tranny pink and blue, purple, poop brown, and maybe gray. That would dramatically expand our creative options.

 

[Klaatu]

Straight crippin on these fishes

 

[Focken Kiwi]

I set my boy free and he didn't last 30 seconds before he was turned to fish sticks. Jannies are working overtime to sweep up representations that offend them. Look how happy he looked and they just went and killed him.

 

[Toolbox]

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I set my boy free and he didn't last 30 seconds before he was turned to fish sticks. Jannies are working overtime to sweep up representations that offend them. Look how happy he looked and they just went and killed him.

Someone should tell the mods they're committing a heckin' black erasure.

 

[StacticShock]

what a little bitch, pussy-ass nigga.

Someone should tell the mods they're committing a heckin' black erasure.

redditor trannies have probably volunteered to janny it.

 

[TerranTony98]

Found a fish that will outlive them all.

Edit: someone botted my generic USA fish to have 2200 heckin downvotes. lol

 

[everyone has aids]

fuckin racists killed my winko fish

 

[Jenny Haniver]

He’s perfect