Shower With Your Dad simulator: 2015

spaps said:
What's with all these people putting flash games on Greenlight lately? I'd probably play it for shits and giggles if it was on Newgrounds, but as usual, this just isn't Steam-quality.
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Apparently, Steam deems it so and therefore it is. This is why we need to have standards people
 
spaps said:
What's with all these people putting flash games on Greenlight lately? I'd probably play it for shits and giggles if it was on Newgrounds, but as usual, this just isn't Steam-quality.
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Valve wants more money.
 
TheRedRanger said:
First 'How Do You Do it' get an award, and now this. Is it just me, or is the idie scene starting to display some worryingly pedo-y tendencies?
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I'm really getting sick of this shit. "How Do You Do It" could be forgiven as it's rather tongue-in-cheek, but we've had no less than three of these fucking pedophilia-esque games now, all of which are indie award winners and all of which seem to be designed to make Nick Bate's dick rock hard.

So on top of the silly and irreverent "How Do You Do It," we have the ridiculously tasteless game "Pregnancy," which features, vividly described, a 14-year-old girl being raped and impregnated and deciding what to do thereafter, and now "Shower With Your Dad Simulator," which I'm entirely sure is a tangent intended for NAMBLA recruitment.

We need to call Chris Hansen.
 
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Just comes to show how while AAA gaming may have many, many problems but at least we don't see this shit coming from EA or Ubisoft.
 
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I'm just waiting for a ~*~IN GLORIOUS NIPPON, EVERYONE BATHES WITH EVERYONE~*~ excuse.
 
It's just a troll game guys. Your reactions are exactly the ones they're trying to provoke.
 
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Red_Rager said:
Still deserving of a visit from Chris Hansen just to be safe.
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Hold on a minute, you don't actually believe this game is made by a pedophile, do you? Like I said, this is just Newgrounds humor. I mean, Chainsaw the Children isn't made by people that actually want to go around chainsawing children. This game is designed to provoke a reaction from people like you that think the developer wants to fiddle with some kids. Take a look at that "8-bit" artstyle and tell me the dev is serious about this.
 
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spaps said:
Hold on a minute, you don't actually believe this game is made by a pedophile, do you? Like I said, this is just Newgrounds humor. I mean, Chainsaw the Children isn't made by people that actually want to go around chainsawing children. This game is designed to provoke a reaction from people like you that think the developer wants to fiddle with some kids. Take a look at that "8-bit" artstyle and tell me the dev is serious about this.
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Of the three, it's clear that How Do You Do It and Shower With Your Dad Simulator both are taking the piss.

Pregnancy, however...
 
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Jaimas said:
Pregnancy, however...
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2 bucks for a PPT presentation where the character has terrible taste in music, call you crazy and never do what you tell to her, Shower with your dad is a better choice
 
spaps said:
Hold on a minute, you don't actually believe this game is made by a pedophile, do you? Like I said, this is just Newgrounds humor. I mean, Chainsaw the Children isn't made by people that actually want to go around chainsawing children. This game is designed to provoke a reaction from people like you that think the developer wants to fiddle with some kids. Take a look at that "8-bit" artstyle and tell me the dev is serious about this.
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In seriousness I don't, I'm more offended there is another crap tier shovelware title cluttering Steam then anything else.
 
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Red_Rager said:
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Just comes to show how while AAA gaming may have many, many problems but at least we don't see this shit coming from EA or Ubisoft.
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Especially since the likes of EA and Ubisoft know how messed up these sort of things are, whether it's a game about a 14 year old getting pregnant (which as Jaimas said is vividly described) or "Shower with your Dad Simulator".

Oglooger said:
Shit like this belongs on Newgrounds, not something like Steam.
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Yeah, a game like this deserves to be on Newgrounds. It has no place in Steam and whose gonna pay money for it (aside from those that are brave or stupid enough to try)?
 
Showering with your dad irl would be more fun than playing pregnancy.
 
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