Shows to Doze off to

[Johnny Bravo]

How the fuck are aliens and cryptids boring?

The shows are 100% speculation. They would be interesting if the hosts provided any tangible evidence or even did experiments, but these shows are entirely people talking out their asses about ancient Egyptian art that kind of looks like planes and bear tracks that kind of look like bigfoot tracks if you squint really hard.

 

[Ol' Puss]

Any Hallmark channel movie.

 

[Cripple]

I use Mystery Science Theater 3000, either the new one on Netflix or the old ones on YouTube. It's a two hour show that includes an actual movie so it's easy to doze off to.

I've had some weird fucking dreams though thanks to it.

 

[Begemot]

Let's just call this dumb 'reality' tv shows to watch shall we:

Most haunted.
A British obviously faked paranormal investigators show. Carl and Stu are top lads always acting macho and shouting out shite like: "Show yourself!" or "I'm not afraid of you!" Lots of unverifiable stuff like cold spots and people being pinched. Fucking idiocy.

America Unearthed
Scott Wolter is a rank narcissist who believes a hodge-podge of delusional theories about pre-columbian American contact. One episode has this bloke traipsing about The great lakes believing people from Crete crossed the Atlantic to mine copper there. An utterly insane conspiratorial freemason.

Mystery Diners.
'Hidden cameras' show utterly uncharismatic host Charles Stiles the thieving staff of various mid-range restaurants. The episode where 2 waiters sing a song about 'Bacon and broccoli' is a sordid highlight.

 

[ulsterscotsman]

Some Hickok45 works for me, for some reason I find it relaxing.

 

[RG 448]

Trailer Park Boys.