Science Sick Devon donkey saved by being given 24 litres of cola - Coke should be taken through the nose. "cola should only be given to animals"

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Vets at the sanctuary gave Joey 24 litres of the fizzy drink over four days

Vets resorted to fizzy cola to help ease a blockage in a sick donkey's stomach.
Joey from The Donkey Sanctuary in Sidmouth, Devon, had a condition known as gastric impaction.

It was so bad that he could not eat or drink anything, and he was in a lot of pain.

Vets at the sanctuary gave Joey 24 litres of the fizzy drink over four days through a tube in his nose and now he is "back to his usual happy self".

Vet Jamie Forrest said the cola dissolved the blockage, a procedure the sanctuary had tried before with "really good" results.
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Ben and Joey are firm friends after Joey's treatment
He explained that they used full fat cola because Joey needed the extra calories to prevent damage to the the liver and kidneys.

"We administered the cola by putting a tube into Joey's nose, going directly into his stomach," he said.

"And then we administered the cola three times a day, over a four-day period to break down the impaction."

Gastric impactions are rare in donkeys, and the sanctuary only sees a couple of cases a year, he said.

He also warned cola should only be given to animals by a vet for a specific reason, and not as a regular drink.

"Joey is back to his usual happy self and he's made a new friend as well, so he's doing really well," he said.

Donkey Ben was introduced to him by their grooms.

"They follow each other around the field and they eat together, it's really, really lovely to see," said Mr Forrest.
 
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A nice story for once. Glad the little guy is back to full health.

I remember my first bar job and being told that the concentrate pack used for the coke tap was classed as a hazardous material and would eat through the floor if spilled.
Sounds about right, assuming what I had heard once was true and not merely an urban legend. Supposedly, highway accident clean-up crews in the States have Coke (not sure if the concentrate or the 'you could drink this if you wanted to' dilute solution) for their pressure washers to deal with bloodstains. Supposedly.

I will join with the others in being happy that the ass was successfully ass-isted with its issue and now is ass-uredly doing better.

...I'll see myself out.
 
Christ on a cross what the fuck am I drinking that it can dissolve a stomach blockade in a donkey
Phosphoric acid, aka E338. You're welcome. :smug:
edit: unrelated to the donkey, but I once again advocate for nuclear carpet bombing over the entirety of pajeetland. Can't even look up acids without their shit sitcoms clogging up the results.
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Donkeys were clearly Clapistani if they needed that much Coke
 
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Sounds about right, assuming what I had heard once was true and not merely an urban legend. Supposedly, highway accident clean-up crews in the States have Coke (not sure if the concentrate or the 'you could drink this if you wanted to' dilute solution) for their pressure washers to deal with bloodstains. Supposedly.

I will join with the others in being happy that the ass was successfully ass-isted with its issue and now is ass-uredly doing better.

...I'll see myself out.
The salt in tonic water and the fizzy is great for bloodstains. But yes coke will do in a pinch.
 
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