Silent Hill

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
I just got SH2R up and running because I had to do some troubleshooting (it's really the year of the Linux gaming desktop this time, guys). Anyways, I'm in the setting menu and already pissed off. What do you mean how do I want my Quick Time Event and Splatter Screen Effects to look?? Like nothing? Because they don't exist?
Don't do this to yourself, it's not worth it. Nodding off on heroin would be time better spent.
 
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On one hand, I want to see how they fuck up the Lisa Garland scene in the remake.
On the other, it's just going to be mediocre and mildly depressing.
"I get it now, why am I still alive while everyone else has been turned into UE5 slop"
*Sad guitar music starts playing, instead of the blood dripping down her forehead and staining her whole body, her head suddenly doubles in size, her jaw becomes square and mandly and she loses her hips and general womanly proportions and turns into a tubular 14 year old boy.
*Achievement Unlocked "It's that time of the month"
I can also see Bloober getting a big head (eh) now and thinking they have the right to change shit, so get ready for bloody demonic Lisa to chase you around after the famous encounter, like Nemesis or some shit.
 
"I get it now, why am I still alive while everyone else has been turned into UE5 slop"
*Sad guitar music starts playing, instead of the blood dripping down her forehead and staining her whole body, her head suddenly doubles in size, her jaw becomes square and mandly and she loses her hips and general womanly proportions and turns into a tubular 14 year old boy.
*Achievement Unlocked "It's that time of the month"
I can also see Bloober getting a big head (eh) now and thinking they have the right to change shit, so get ready for bloody demonic Lisa to chase you around after the famous encounter, like Nemesis or some shit.
The final boss burns you in real life by cooking your graphics card.
 
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I can also see Bloober getting a big head (eh) now and thinking they have the right to change shit
Even before they had a big head they thought they had the right to change shit. I figured SH2R proved that already. Everyone wants to put their own stain on a legendary product thinking they can join its timelessness. Like Tom Hewlett daring to think he could edit Silent Hill 2's script to make it better just for the comic sans "HD" collection. Never forgetti what blooper team spawned from... an inferior PT clone.
 
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Even before they had a big head they thought they had the right to change shit. I figured SH2R proved that already. Everyone wants to put their own stain on a legendary product thinking they can join its timelessness. Like Tom Hewlett daring to think he could edit Silent Hill 2's script to make it better just for the comic sans "HD" collection. Never forgetti what blooper team spawned from... an inferior PT clone.
Maybe you won't believe me, but when I read this, I was like, wtf is this guy talking about? Then in hit me, the SH2R already came out, I pirated and played it when it come out, I talked about it like 2 weeks ago, and I ALREADY FORGOT the fucking thing existed, its THAT generic, I shudder to think what they'll do with SH1 after butchering every character in 2, specially Angela and Eddie.
 
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