🎭 Dramacow Silent Rob - Irate Gamer Failtroll and One-Hit Wonder Youtuber

[Judy's Baked Apple Pies]

Rob has to be slowly realizing that these are the only retards who are still orbiting him at this point. There aren't many familiar faces in the chat. The relevant fans are gone. Joe Savage is the only recognizable name (and that's sad). Any of his fans with a shred of intelligence, self respect, or decency are long gone now. All that's left are a bunch of nobodies and tourists who see an easy chance to access a washed up, D-list internet celebrity. Rob can cope about how this shell of his fanbase is "better than ever" but he knows deep down they are a bunch of mouth breathing retards. And a lot of them are just buddy trolls too.

These few tards are all he has left in his miserable life. Dude lost his wife, house, youtube channel, no friends, nothing. Just a sad shell of a man that needs validation from a handful of strangers on the internet he can vent to. If he had any shred of dignity left he'd put the internet behind him and work on fixing his life. But of course, he's an attention seeking cow who won't just accept it's over and move on. Gotta get those prime $8 handjobs from ol' Joe Savage behind the Arby's dumpster. Rob acts like everything's all mighty when he turns on the camera but in reality he probably cries himself to sleep every night wishing he could undo everything.

 

[Tangram]

“Booty blind” is not applicable in a 8 year marriage. I also would not take any advice on relationships or women from someone who posts videos of Dragon Ballz and WWE games on YouTube. You can smell the virginity on him from a mile away.

Here he is again taking everything Rob says as gospel and condemning Anni as if she's some horrible gaslighting narcissist that ruined Rob's life. lol! Poor Rob! "And if what Rob is saying here is true—" Because Robbie never lies, right? Nooooo. Damn tourist.

 

[FreakyFred]

Rob acts like everything's all mighty when he turns on the camera but in reality he probably cries himself to sleep every night wishing he could undo everything.

The funny thing is, he could actually undo a lot of it. If Rob genuinely apologized to everyone he wronged, took responsibility for his actions, took a proper break to fix his life and mental health, changed his attitude, and worked to make it up to people, he could reclaim some kind of following.

It would never be as big as it used to be. I would not be a part of it. I'm sure none of us here would. But there are people who would forgive him. Good natured, albeit naïve people. And even his detractors would ease up on him over time. If he wasn't doing lolcow shit anymore, we wouldn't need to call him out for being a lolcow. I don't feel the need to attack someone who is genuinely trying to make amends and do better. Lolcows never do, which is why we never stop making fun of them.

And since Rob seems to be a true and honest lolcow, I don't think he will do any of this. He hopes that "time" and "lies" will heal all the damage he caused (cyraxx style). That is the easy, cowardly route he is trying to take. So fuck him. I don't feel bad if he is crying himself to sleep.

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

The funny thing is, he could actually undo a lot of it. If Rob genuinely apologized to everyone he wronged, took responsibility for his actions, took a proper break to fix his life and mental health, changed his attitude, and worked to make it up to people, he could reclaim some kind of following.

It would never be as big as it used to be. I would not be a part of it. I'm sure none of us here would. But there are people who would forgive him. Good natured, albeit naïve people. And even his detractors would ease up on him over time. If he wasn't doing lolcow shit anymore, we wouldn't need to call him out for being a lolcow. I don't feel the need to attack someone who is genuinely trying to make amends and do better. Lolcows never do, which is why we never stop making fun of them.

And since Rob seems to be a true and honest lolcow, I don't think he will do any of this. He hopes that "time" and "lies" will heal all the damage he caused (cyraxx style). That is the easy, cowardly route he is trying to take. So fuck him. I don't feel bad if he is crying himself to sleep.

“Hey guys. I’ve been spiraling. I’ve done some bad things. I have treated my fans poorly, I have said some terrible things to people who didn’t deserve it. I’m struggling through addiction and my marriage is falling apart. I need help. I’m going to go away for a while to get myself together. I’m really sorry for any harm I have done. See you down the road.”
That’s all he had to say and just get off the internet. I don’t think anyone would have held a grudge.

Also very fucking funny that sperg is accusing Anni of “triangulating” Rob when it’s the other way around. He does not even understand what the term means.

 

[Judy's Baked Apple Pies]

He hopes that "time" and "lies" will heal all the damage he caused (cyraxx style). That is the easy, cowardly route he is trying to take. So fuck him. I don't feel bad if he is crying himself to sleep.

It's funny how much Rob and Cyraxx have in common. He's like Chance with better genetics, compare how both talk and you'll see the similarities. Funny enough both are from Ohio, if they met it'd be the funniest unexpected crossover. Chris Bores lives in Ohio as well, get all 3 together for a ghost hunting adventure lol.

 

[FreakyFred]

It's funny how much Rob and Cyraxx have in common. He's like Chance with better genetics, compare how both talk and you'll see the similarities. Funny enough both are from Ohio, if they met it'd be the funniest unexpected crossover. Chris Bores lives in Ohio as well, get all 3 together for a ghost hunting adventure lol.

Rob being forced to deal with Cyraxx would be legitimately hilarious and it would be proper karma for everything he's done.

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

Rob being forced to deal with Cyraxx would be legitimately hilarious and it would be proper karma for everything he's done.

It would be based and retard-pillled

 

[manjohnson1776]

The funny thing is, he could actually undo a lot of it. If Rob genuinely apologized to everyone he wronged, took responsibility for his actions, took a proper break to fix his life and mental health, changed his attitude, and worked to make it up to people, he could reclaim some kind of following.

He doesn't even need to take it that far. If he just got off the internet and stopped leaking his personal business, he could work to improve his life. It's really never too late in America. You can always dig yourself out if you have the drive. Especially with people willing to help, which he clearly has since he's back home with mommy.

I know it keeps being said, but drugs really fucked him up. He was always a shitty snakelike person, but he used to at least be able to hide it. Also used to actually be clever and funny. Now he's become so boring that the most fun you get out of him is laughing at the stupid things he does and his clumsy attempts to cover it up.

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

He doesn't even need to take it that far. If he just got off the internet and stopped leaking his personal business, he could work to improve his life. It's really never too late in America. You can always dig yourself out if you have the drive. Especially with people willing to help, which he clearly has since he's back home with mommy.

I know it keeps being said, but drugs really fucked him up. He was always a shitty snakelike person, but he used to at least be able to hide it. Also used to actually be clever and funny. Now he's become so boring that the most fun you get out of him is laughing at the stupid things he does and his clumsy attempts to cover it up.

“It’s Really Never Too Late In America: The Silent Rob Story”

Seems legit. I do hope he gets his shit together.

 

[redlenses2112]

Godspeed you lunatics for still keeping this thread updated. Rob is dead for me ever since he started being a flaggot over youtube archive channels.

Chris Bores lives in Ohio as well, get all 3 together for a ghost hunting

I hate how this is such a good concept for a movie. Works especially good for me since I haven't watched anything from Bores of Cyraxx in eons, so the element of surprise is there.

 

[FreakyFred]

He doesn't even need to take it that far. If he just got off the internet and stopped leaking his personal business, he could work to improve his life.

Of course. The best option is 100% for him to fuck off and touch grass. Fix his life, never show his face online again. Absolutely.

But let's say we rule out that option. What is the second best option? What is the hypothetical path to redemption? Let's say that Rob insists on streaming still. The things I talked about would be the bare minimum he would need to do in order to have a chance, a possibility of repairing his reputation and not being a permanent lolcow.

This is really just to highlight how wrong rob is. Staying online is the wrong decision in itself. But even within that decision he is doing everything wrong.

 

[Tangram]

This is really just to highlight how wrong rob is. Staying online is the wrong decision in itself. But even within that decision he is doing everything wrong.

The guy just can't help himself at this point. After all, YouTube is the only place where he ever achieved a modicum of success in his life. He doesn't have shit else going on. Failed relationship after failed relationship; Dead-end job after dead-end job. No upwards mobility. Just pure stagnation. And now regression because he's back home with mommy and lost pretty much everything. Won't be long before he burns through all the house money as well.

Online was the only place he could go to receive validation for his existence. It still is. And hey, he was making bank for quite a while. If he was smart he could've saved it all and invested it. But no, that's not Rob Lowe. Nope. He's his own worst enemy. Literally. Anything we say here will never compare to the colossal fuck-ups he's brought upon himself.

Also very fucking funny that sperg is accusing Anni of “triangulating” Rob when it’s the other way around. He does not even understand what the term means.

YT armchair psychologists are a dime a dozen. Yeah, Mr. Dragonball Zee, tell us more about what you don't know. lol. Rob is the only one triangulating in this situation as he's the only one attempting to orchestrate conflicts while Anni sits somewhere not giving a flying fuck. No one has heard from her in months.

 

[FreakyFred]

How dare Anni not stay with the man that got her hooked on fent and lost all their money. Does she not know what a "quality man" is? Sheesh. Women, am I right?

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

“Leave the fentanyl addicted sociopath alone”

 

[Judy's Baked Apple Pies]

How dare Anni not stay with the man that got her hooked on fent and lost all their money. Does she not know what a "quality man" is? Sheesh. Women, am I right?

"Anni's a piece of shit that got her kids taken away by the state, she's a fucking terrible neglecting piece of shit mother. She's fucking retarded as fuck and can't take care of herself but god damn I love that woman and would die for her" his logic makes me wanna shoot myself listening to it.

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“Leave the fentanyl addicted sociopath alone”

He looks like a bootleg diet coke mr. fizz ass version of Chino from Deftones or Chris Kirkpatrick from NSYNC lmao

 

[FreakyFred]

"Anni's a piece of shit that got her kids taken away by the state, she's a fucking terrible neglecting piece of shit mother. She's fucking retarded as fuck and can't take care of herself but god damn I love that woman and would die for her" his logic makes me wanna shoot myself listening to it.

Rob is incredibly insecure when it comes to women. Not in a "shy" way but where he is incapable of forming true connections. His self esteem is too low for him to aim for decent women. He always styled himself as some kind of Casanova and constantly bragged about his sex life. Even though in reality he was always dumpster diving for ohio 4s. And his relationships themselves were always dumpster fires.

I know its incredibly weird to think of Anni of all people as a "trophy wife" but I think that's what she was in Rob's eyes. Having a wife meant that Rob's sordid love quest was over and his ego could feel safe. He felt especially safe with Anni because she was a dimwitted woman-child and Rob figured that he had total control over her. Turns out he didn't. That is why we are seeing is his ego imploding. That is the source of the despair. Not "losing someone he just loves so, so much." Bullshit. It's not about her. It's about his insecurity.

 

[Tangram]

I know its incredibly weird to think of Anni of all people as a "trophy wife" but I think that's what she was in Rob's eyes. Having a wife meant that Rob's sordid love quest was over and his ego could feel safe. He felt especially safe with Anni because she was a dimwitted woman-child and Rob figured that he had total control over her. Turns out he didn't. That is why we are seeing is his ego imploding. That is the source of the despair. Not "losing someone he just loves so, so much." Bullshit. It's not about her. It's about his insecurity.

100% this, man. He saw her as a simpleton he could hold dominion over. Treat like dog shit and yell at whenever he felt like it. Welp, turns out the simpleton has agency and a mind of her own. His ego couldn't handle it. It fucking imploded in spectacular fashion. It still is.

And the way he described all those medical incidents was akin to how someone would describe taking their dog to the vet to prove they cared about them. Very eerie.

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

So Rob and Anni have been married for 8 years. It looks like two of her children in her photos are younger than 8 years. If those are photos of them when they first got together, why does Anni not have pictures of them at their current ages? How old are Annis kids? She hasn’t had custody of her kids for eight years at the very least. Why? If Rob is telling the truth (which he likely is) why in the hell was he with her? Why did she not try to at least get some form of custody? Why does her parents have custody? All of these questions lead back to the most important, which is what the fuck is wrong with Rob to marry her?

 

[FreakyFred]

So Rob and Anni have been married for 8 years. It looks like two of her children in her photos are younger than 8 years. If those are photos of them when they first got together, why does Anni not have pictures of them at their current ages? How old are Annis kids? She hasn’t had custody of her kids for eight years at the very least. Why? If Rob is telling the truth (which he likely is) why in the hell was he with her? Why did she not try to at least get some form of custody? Why does her parents have custody? All of these questions lead back to the most important, which is what the fuck is wrong with Rob to marry her?

Its a mess for sure. Anni is a white trash retard. No one denies that. In no way could she have ever been a good mother. I dont think Rob lied about her signing away custody to her parents. This meant Anni had no means of reclaiming them, unless her parents allowed it. They would never agree to that unless they deemed Anni and her husband to be fit parents. Instead, they watched Anni grow more retarded and they immediately sniffed out Rob as a sleazebag. So there was never any possibility of getting custody back. And honestly, fucking based on the part of her parents. They were probably like

"Yeah no. You're not even getting partial custody. You can visit and take them to chucky cheese a few times per year. But after that, fuck off back to your crack den."

Rob HATED them so much. Which means they were probably telling him point blank what a loser he is. They probably poked fun at him and didn't take him seriously either. The way he talks about them, I can just tell that they bruised his ego BAD. Which means at least some of what they were saying was true. He doesn't get that angry when you lie about him. He gets angry when you are telling the truth.

Edit: And of course Rob would go for single moms with 3 kids. The man is desperate. In Anni's case, the fact that the kids were inaccessible was a "feature," not a bug. He never wanted custody of those kids. He was definitely happy they were out of the picture. Rob would never want to be a father in general, because he is a selfish, narcissist manchild.

 

[Judy's Baked Apple Pies]

And of course Rob would go for single moms with 3 kids. The man is desperate. In Anni's case, the fact that the kids were inaccessible was a "feature," not a bug. He never wanted custody of those kids. He was definitely happy they were out of the picture. Rob would never want to be a father in general, because he is a selfish, narcissist manchild.

Him taking care of those kids wou've been a disaster from the begining.
I could totally see him and Anni arguing about them constantly.
Anni: "Rob we need to make meals for the kids and us this week, please stop ordering DoorDash all the time!"
Rob: "Get off my dick, woman! I'll eat what I want!"

Anni: "Rob we need to pay for the kid's school supplies and you're out here buying brand new video games!"
Rob: "Shut the fuck up bitch, let me enjoy myself!"

He couldn't give two shits about those kids. He's only seen them a few times while being with Anni. He probably can barely remember their names or birthdays. Even if he had a kid from his own sperm he'd probably still be a deadbeat anyways.