🎭 Dramacow Silent Rob - Irate Gamer Failtroll and One-Hit Wonder Youtuber

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>buys steam deck and switch 2
>buys a ton of physical switch games
>buys piece of shit cars
>buys shitty expensive fast food every day
>shoots up drugs on a regular basis

Totally can see it going down

"I HAVE NO MONEY AND MY MOM IS DYING, I NEED HELP GUYS!!!!"

yeah, wonder why you're struggling

I was reading this and forgot I wasn’t reading the Lou Gagliardi thread for a moment. What is it with cows and having zero concept of how money works?
 
Here is question for everyone here. When did you realize that Rob was absolutely cooked? What was the point you fully realized that the good old days were over and he was heading for a total crashout?
Streaming Era 2.0. As in, he started streaming for the first time(Super Metroid, Mario 3, Quackshot, etc) -> took like a year long break from YouTube -> started streaming again with jackiebrownfan or whoever the fuck his friend was.

Streaming Era 1.0
  • comfy longplay of a game typically from beginning to end in one stream
  • minimal to zero gameplay interruptions, guests like Razorfist and Guru Larry didn't slow down the gameplay
  • no long winded conversations with chat
  • no webcam
  • could pick any random stream and have it as background noise while doing other stuff
Streaming Era 2.0
  • schizophrenic streams with multiple games per stream with no effort being put into playing them
  • charging money to play a rom for 10 minutes
  • constant gameplay interruptions by having one on one conversations with chat or guests no one cares about who contribute nothing
  • webcam added nothing, couldn't even bother with a green screen
  • Anni inclusion
  • his Dark Souls 3 second playthrough is the worst thing to ever happen to mankind
  • rom stream #7352, 80% of the roms being played are the same exact ones that are played every single other rom stream
  • would never have anything from this era as background noise
  • didn't even bother watching the last 2 or 3 rom streams before the Crashout Arc began.
 
When did you realize that Rob was absolutely cooked? What was the point you fully realized that the good old days were over and he was heading for a total crashout?
Definitely the 8 dollar thing but that's recent. However, if we go back in time, last time I genuinely enjoyed his content was his streams back in late 2012 and the reason for it is because he had this tendency to just go off grid for quite a while and randomly come back one day, just for him to do it again. The 5 dollar/bookitty drama, it makes sense that it made him fuck off for a bit and come back again but he would repeat this multiple times without any explanations (to my knowledge)

Like for example, 2013 was a complete silence from him till early 2014 when he reappeared with his MGSV: GZ video. I think his inconsistency killed it for me (and killed his momentum) but who knows, maybe he had irl issues or just no motivation since he realized his fame was dwindling due to angry reviewer thingy slowly dying around that time.
That's when I realized the good old days were over. He just wasn't into this shit anymore.

But of course, regardless of my opinion, he still had his core fanbase and could've used it in the right way, like stream consistently and the money would flow in with no issues.

But sadly, he's a retard and you know what happened.
his Dark Souls 3 second playthrough is the worst thing to ever happen to mankind
What exactly was his DS3 stream? What are the key points that made it so bad?
 
What exactly was his DS3 stream? What are the key points that made it so bad?
A little history of his first playthrough and his thoughts on the series for context.

- he thoroughly enjoyed his first playthrough, saying it was potentially the best in the series
- he received criticism that Arbiter held his hand too much by telling him where everything was and fighting most of the bosses for him, said it wasn't true
- after finishing DS3 he rated the series: DS3 > DS1 > DS2, or DS1 > DS3 > DS2 depending on when he was saying so
- eventually Robs patented contrarianism kicked in and now claims DS3 is the worst in the series(with sometimes DS1 being the worst) and DS2 is the best
- he began watching cheese tutorials on YouTube on how to effortlessly cheese bosses, even streaming DS1 and cheesing the Capra Demon without even entering the boss door (this will be relevant for his DS3 second playthrough)
- he finally admitted that Arbiter did hold his hand too much during his first playthrough so he was going to play it a second time, basically a DSP style "redemption run"

Now to his second playthrough.

- it was immediately obvious that he went into his second playthrough wanting to hate it, criticizing every minor thing many of which are present in DS2 which he now suddenly loves
- it was also immediately obvious that he looked up everything beforehand, where to go, how to fight bosses, and cheese tactics
- Rob had looked up videos on how to cheese bosses, which he essentially even admits to doing
- it was Robs first time playing through the DLC since he never did with his first playthrough
- the most obvious and egregious cheezing was his first time fighting Slave Knight Gael, often cited as one of the best fights in the franchise
- he didn't even attempt to fight Gael a single time, instead he cheesed the fight by using the weapon that causes a poison mist and poisoned him and ran away the entire time
- not even one swing on him, just poison, run away, when the poison wears off poison him again, repeat until Gael died
- Rob then claimed that it was a bad boss fight and that DS3 was the worst

I don't even care if he doesn't like DS3. It's his constant flip flopping that has a clear contrarian tint to it that's the problem. How do you go from jerking off DS3 claiming it's possibly the best in the series to saying DS3 is the worst in the series, while ALSO going from DS2 is the worst in the series to DS2 is the best in the series? All while never touching DS3 until he started his second playthrough? What changed that caused that sudden drastic shift in both games switching positions? That second playthrough was painful to watch. Constant bitching and crying. Constant YouTube tutorial knowledge. All while this was supposed to be a "redemption run" due to having his hand held the first time. He made DSP look like an expert.
 
I really hate that he constantly changes his opinions on games all the time. One day a game is "TheBombDotCom masterpiece" then the next time he plays through it it's "oh, this game is a actually a piece of shit, can't stand this game" even when I liked him that was one of the things about him that always annoyed me.
 
Rob has no idea what the hell his opinions on games are, he seems to flip flop on most of the Mega Man games each time he talks about them for example. I'm pretty sure a few streams ago I'm pretty sure he said X5 was good LOL
Final Fantasy especially he changes opinions on constantly too. One minute 10 is great next time it sucks, 9 sucks now it's a masterpiece, etc. Holy shit dude, make up your fucking mind. It infuriates me listening to him flip flop constantly.
 
Final Fantasy especially he changes opinions on constantly too. One minute 10 is great next time it sucks, 9 sucks now it's a masterpiece, etc. Holy shit dude, make up your fucking mind. It infuriates me listening to him flip flop constantly.
Can't forget the grandaddy of them all. The entire Dragon Quest franchise is shit -> It's amazing. Not just a game or two, the entire franchise saw a flip flop. I don't think he's done this with any other franchise.
 
Rob is the last person I'd take any opinion on gaming from regardless of his incessant flip-flopping. His taste is just a mixed bag of shit. And his game streams towards the end were just so fucking lazy that it was nearly unbearable to watch. He started refusing to balance his audio or fix any technical issues with the stream and just decided to take shots at anyone pointing it out instead. "Guys, it's fucking fine-fine. Stop being retarded-ed" as the background noise from his room mixed with echoing audio from his PC blares through the speakers
 
Rob is the last person I'd take any opinion on gaming from regardless of his incessant flip-flopping. His taste is just a mixed bag of shit. And his game streams towards the end were just so fucking lazy that it was nearly unbearable to watch. He started refusing to balance his audio or fix any technical issues with the stream and just decided to take shots at anyone pointing it out instead. "Guys, it's fucking fine-fine. Stop being retarded-ed" as the background noise from his room mixed with echoing audio from his PC blares through the speakers
Quite often he'd have the microphone picking up the audio from the TV in those streams so there was this nasty overlap where you could barely make out the game's audio
 
Quite often he'd have the microphone picking up the audio from the TV in those streams so there was this nasty overlap where you could barely make out the game's audio
He just couldn't balance his audio in general. He didn't want to wear a headset and didn't bother with noise suppression whatsoever. For a guy who claims to be a beast at audio mixing he sure doesn't know shit about audio mixing.
 
Rob owns too many games, he’s a tourist and never really digs into any games. He’s just a surface level player who flip flops because he mirrors whatever the internet consensus on games are at the time
I guarantee he can't recite one piece of actual lore from any of the mainline series of games he plays beyond maybe Metroid. He is an absolute tourist when it comes to anything remotely modern which makes it even funnier when he tries to talk from a position of authority about these games.
 
He started refusing to balance his audio or fix any technical issues with the stream and just decided to take shots at anyone pointing it out instead. "Guys, it's fucking fine-fine. Stop being retarded-ed" as the background noise from his room mixed with echoing audio from his PC blares through the speakers
Rob when people ask him to fix his audio:

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Anni calling out Rob for lying about his mom kek
Wonder if his mom even knows that he's talking about her dying on the internet. He's said before that she watches his videos and even called him one time asking if he's collabing with other people because these "phony ass youtubers" are stealing his idea because you know Rob invented the idea of ranting about gaming scalpers. She's probably too weak and tired to even care what he's doing.
 
Did anybody catch that around 16 seconds into the last stream he visibly went off camera and appeared to snort something? He started pulling on his nose immediately after and looked zonked. Dude is still on fucking drugs hahahaha

Also, it looks like Anni has confirmed that what Rob's mom is dying from is cirrhosis of the liver due to being a alcoholic. Why am I not suprised? Probably drank while Ginge Jr. was still in the oven.

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