🎭 Dramacow Silent Rob - Irate Gamer Failtroll and One-Hit Wonder Youtuber

Tangram said:
Especially when his go-to method is to basically get 4 or 5 points to bitch about and stretch it out into a 40-50m 5-parter video. That's why I can't take stuff like his old GameStop rant seriously anymore. It's literally just that. Not only that, but by his own admission he still frequents GS to this very day. Calls himself Silent Rob but his name should be Loud Hypocrite.

"Hey y'all, GameStop is a piece of shit greedy company! Don't go there!"

>Goes there for literal years without a problem

"Hey y'all, don't buy from greedy retro scalpers. What, you gonna take those 5 SNESs with you to the grave?! Grow up!"

>Still obsesses over and collects/flaunts retro stuff
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This dude never stands by anything he says. He'll spew all this bullshit then go back on his word anyways. If GameStop is so awful and greedy and they treated you like dogshit in the 2 years you worked there why are you giving them business? You'll choose to steal from the local mom and pop store instead of the super evil greedy corporation because you're a scumbag. At one point I did feel some level of sympathy listening to his GameStop rant but now I just see it for what it actually is, nothing but a retard complaining about his shitty minimum wage job as if that's anything unique. Everybody's worked a shitty job they hated at one point in their life and Rob is no different. He could've easily walked away and found another job within the 2 years he worked there if he hated it that much. I guess he just expected it to be nothing but playing games and talking with people about them all day but it wasn't as grand and epic as he wanted it to be unsurprisingly. He bitched in a stream not too long ago about how women who work at GameStop are retarded and don't know shit about games because his fent riddled brain can't wrap his head around the idea that some people just wanna clock in, do their job selling the shit they're expected to sell you and go home. Who knew working at GameStop isn't some epic gamer adventure and it's just another shitty retail job. Color me shocked.
 
Judy's Baked Apple Pies said:
At one point I did feel some level of sympathy listening to his GameStop rant but now I just see it for what it actually is, nothing but a retard complaining about his shitty minimum wage job as if that's anything unique. Everybody's worked a shitty job they hated at one point in their life and Rob is no different. He could've easily walked away and found another job within the 2 years he worked there if he hated it that much. I guess he just expected it to be nothing but playing games and talking with people about them all day but it wasn't as grand and epic as he wanted it to be unsurprisingly.
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Precisely. He experience was nowhere near unique. He just posted it online for everyone to see which gave it a false sense of importance. Lack of pay, shitty management, bad company practices, scummy customers, yeah, that's retail in a nutshell.

If you think about it, his whole persona is built around an exaggerated sense of self-importance. He's the badass mfer who "gets all the hoes," but the rest of life just happens to him like a fucking NPC. It's everyone else's fault; It's never his own. And now we're wrapping right back around to the narcissism and delusions of grandeur. Honestly, I hold Rob's parents responsible to a degree. As a parent it's your responsibility to curb that ego shit and teach your kid to be humble and respectful. Clearly none of that was happening in the Lowe household.
 
Tangram said:
As a parent it's your responsibility to curb that ego shit and teach your kid to be humble and respectful. Clearly none of that was happening in the Lowe household.
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Clearly he's a spoiled brat that was rarely ever told no. Remember his rant on generic brand products? How he refused to eat the off brand Fruit Boulders cereal because they're beneath him and a growing boy needs his Fruity Pebbles god dammit! If Fred Motherfucking Flintstone ain't on that box it ain't good motherfucker! If I was a parent I would've told him tough shit eat what I buy or don't eat but his parents just caved in and gave him what he wanted.
 
Judy's Baked Apple Pies said:
Clearly he's a spoiled brat that was rarely ever told no. Remember his rant on generic brand products? How he refused to eat the off brand Fruit Boulders cereal because they're beneath him and a growing boy needs his Fruity Pebbles god dammit! If Fred Motherfucking Flintstone ain't on that box it ain't good motherfucker! If I was a parent I would've told him tough shit eat what I buy or don't eat but his parents just caved in and gave him what he wanted.
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Oh, absolutely. I swear I was one of the first people to call him out for being unhinged about that shit years ago. Sounds like the little ginge bitched and moaned until his parents relented. That's capitulation, not parenting.
 
Tangram said:
Oh, absolutely. I swear I was one of the first people to call him out for being unhinged about that shit years ago. Sounds like the little ginge bitched and moaned until his parents relented. That's capitulation, not parenting.
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Off brand shit isn't even as bad as he claims it to be. Are some awful? Absolutely. But off brand shit has gotten better in recent years. I don't know maybe im just a cheapskate but sometimes that Mountain Lightning hits the spot lol. There's only like 5 brands im fully loyal too where brand is a requirement otherwise I don't give a shit
 
Judy's Baked Apple Pies said:
Off brand shit isn't even as bad as he claims it to be. Are some awful? Absolutely. But off brand shit has gotten better in recent years. I don't know maybe im just a cheapskate but sometimes that Mountain Lightning hits the spot lol. There's only like 5 brands im fully loyal too where brand is a requirement otherwise I don't give a shit
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It's literally all the same shit. It may taste a different, but sugar water is sugar water. Cereal is cereal lol Fuck Rob. There's probably a bunch of consoomers out there as a direct result of his name-brand propaganda.
 
Tangram said:
It's literally all the same shit. It may taste a different, but sugar water is sugar water. Cereal is cereal lol Fuck Rob. There's probably a bunch of consoomers out there as a direct result of his name-brand propaganda.
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Somewhere in the 90s Rob is sitting there playing Final Fantasy VII and his mom brings back the off brand Mountain Dew and he's like "how dare you bring me this sewage water bitch" lol fucking little bastard
 
Judy's Baked Apple Pies said:
that Mountain Lightning
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You mean the Hill Storm??? That stuff is so good. That's better than Mountain Dew. That's my favorite. Hill Storm > Mountain Dew every time. When I'm in the grocery store it's not even a question. They even pack the cartons with more cans than in Mountain Dew. That's how you know it's quality, because they give you more of it.
 
Judy's Baked Apple Pies said:
Off brand shit isn't even as bad as he claims it to be. Are some awful? Absolutely. But off brand shit has gotten better in recent years. I don't know maybe im just a cheapskate but sometimes that Mountain Lightning hits the spot lol. There's only like 5 brands im fully loyal too where brand is a requirement otherwise I don't give a shit
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That offbrand stuff is more often than not better and cheaper than the brand products. I have no clue what he was sperging out about there.
 
K-Farmers Anonymous said:
I'm an Encyclopedia Dramatica lolcow, and I love to listen to myself talk, so I self posted for 70 pages straight on Kiwi Farms because it makes me feel like I'm actually worth remembering at all.
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Everyone in this thread is a Rob alt confirmed

I'm Rob, he's Rob, we're all Rob bitches

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Rob seems to be gone this time, but every time I say that he ends up streaming the next day. There is no rhyme or reason to junkie behavior. He could be back any day. You never really know.
I would assume his father pushed him to get a job and stop being a NEET, junkie degenerate. That could be the reason for the disappearance, not his own choice.

Honestly though, I'm kinda done paying attention to any of this. His channel crashout was really interesting. As a niche lolcow, lots of people missed out on some real kino. It was a "hidden gem" as some might say. But Rob has gotten less and less interesting since then. My biggest disappointment is that we never got a part 2 to the Doctor Phil video about him. Internet Wizard really flaked out on us. Its been 2 months since he announced it. That was the thing I was really sticking around for and we got totally blueballed on that. Announcing a video like that and then not following through is some real Rob shit.
 
FreakyFred said:
Rob seems to be gone this time, but every time I say that he ends up streaming the next day. There is no rhyme or reason to junkie behavior. He could be back any day. You never really know.
I would assume his father pushed him to get a job and stop being a NEET, junkie degenerate. That could be the reason for the disappearance, not his own choice.

Honestly though, I'm kinda done paying attention to any of this. His channel crashout was really interesting. As a niche lolcow, lots of people missed out on some real kino. It was a "hidden gem" as some might say. But Rob has gotten less and less interesting since then. My biggest disappointment is that we never got a part 2 to the Doctor Phil video about him. Internet Wizard really flaked out on us. Its been 2 months since he announced it. That was the thing I was really sticking around for and we got totally blueballed on that. Announcing a video like that and then not following through is some real Rob shit.
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He probably isn't coming back this time but I'm still waiting till the end of the month for full confirmation. After that I think I'm gonna clock out on Rob unless he does come back and start being a retard again but he probably got the message finally that everyone hates him and streaming for 3 retards to make pocket change isn't worth the effort. I say good fucking riddance. If this truly the end I had a fun ride. I'll miss making fun of the retard but there's plenty of other degenerates on here I can post about.
 
K-Farmers Anonymous said:
I'm an Encyclopedia Dramatica lolcow, and I love to listen to myself talk, so I self posted for 70 pages straight on Kiwi Farms because it makes me feel like I'm actually worth remembering at all.
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That faggot doesn't have the courage to post here. Let's be real. If anything he just checks in occasionally to see how much shit people are talking about him. Self-deprecating humor is just not something he does. Ever.
 
Tangram said:
That faggot doesn't have the courage to post here. Let's be real. If anything he just checks in occasionally to see how much shit people are talking about him. Self-deprecating humor is just not something he does. Ever.
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He did post in here once doxxing his address under the username "Lowe of Ohio" then vanished afterwards because the retard can't come up with alt usernames that aren't extremely obvious. He can't even post anonymously without it being obviously him because he's that much of a retard who loves sniffing his own farts.
 
Judy's Baked Apple Pies said:
He did post in here once doxxing his address under the username "Lowe of Ohio" then vanished afterwards because the retard can't come up with alt usernames that aren't extremely obvious. He can't even post anonymously without it being obviously him because he's that much of a retard who loves sniffing his own farts.
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Yeah, that's when he bought that pistol and hoped some trolls would show up so he could blast 'em. Lmao. Then he realized literally no one gives that much of a fuck about him. The only one I'd consider to be pissed enough to do something like that is Minuteworld because he did hand Rob like 10k over a few years only to get shafted in the end. Can't imagine the punch in the gut it must be to realize you were handing money to a guy who not only absolutely depises disabled people but also occasionally acts like a pedophile retard when he can't get his way.
 
Tangram said:
The only one I'd consider to be pissed enough to do something like that is Minuteworld because he did hand Rob like 10k over a few years only to get shafted in the end.
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The thing about MinuteWorld too, is that Rob revealed in one of his streams that he lives an hour away from him. I believe that this was on the "Silent Rob Fragments" page - can't quite remember which stream, but I think it was around Covid 2020-2022 era before the addiction started.

Rob mentioned that MinuteWorld either gave him a laptop or was selling it for a fair price. Rob had met up with MinuteWorld's dad for the exchange, which I thought was weird. Him being this super fan, you would think he would want to meet up with him in person. Looking back at this now, MinuteWorld doesn't come off as a very employable person, but maybe he was just busy that day, idk.

The point that I'm trying to make is that in Rob's drug addled brain, it makes sense why he might have been paranoid from his fans fucking with him considering his #1 dick rider who dropped fat stacks on him every 5 minutes lives an hour away from him. After he wrote MinuteWorld off like that, called him an autistic retard, etc., I can imagine why he would be on "red alert".

Then again, he invited everyone over by doxing himself anyway - not only in this thread, but in a video as well. So it would be no one's fault but his own if something did actually happen.
 

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