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I AM STRAIGHT
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I AM STRAIGHT
Seems to check out with that album of fat hairy cocks he keeps on his phone at all times. It's just for trollin, y'all! I swear!
When he was streaming with herpy derp, they discussed porn and how he doesn’t like lesbian porn because it does nothing for him, and how he needs to see big cocks because it excites him.Seems to check out with that album of fat hairy cocks he keeps on his phone at all times. It's just for trollin, y'all! I swear!
So all of Rob's content was just projection. Every time I read this thread, Rob get more pathetic. Life was so shit he had to turn to drugs to cope.When he was streaming with herpy derp, they discussed porn and how he doesn’t like lesbian porn because it does nothing for him, and how he needs to see big cocks because it excites him.
Rob: I don't like that dick I'm into pussy bitches, I'm motherfucking Silent Rob! I ain't got no time for that gay shit!When he was streaming with herpy derp, they discussed porn and how he doesn’t like lesbian porn because it does nothing for him, and how he needs to see big cocks because it excites him.
Well, he is known to be a pathological liar so it checks out. It wouldn't surprise me if the vast majority of his opinions on games were just total fabrications meant to garner brownie points from his now-dead fanbase. Do a little digging and you'll find he has all kinds of skeletons in his closet.Rob has admitted a few times since last year that he's lied about a lot of his video game opinions, like sticking up for Death Stranding from critics and crying about them being overly-negative when he was fed up with the game himself. I don't know why he had to be dishonest about this shit, and it makes me wonder what else he's lied about.
Even with the games he claims to like, he'd sometimes says things that don't add up and left me wondering if he'd even played them. He says Dragon Quest V is his favorite in the series, (When he doesn't currently hate the entire DQ series for incomprehensible fent-brained reasons) but multiple times, he's said your character in the game has a kid, then you play as the kid, which isn't true. The hero remains the main character for the whole game, plus, he has two kids, not just one.
My favorite post Anni arc was the Herpy Derp reveal. It was Rob basically saying he moved on from Anni. Then it was he was dating someone else. Then it was he was in a relationship. After that, it was he was moving her in. Then he went on about how she wanted window blinds and curtains because he did not have any (not surprising). Then there was the big reveal of her on stream, where all he did was talk about amusement park rides, how much he hates Anni, and how he needs big cocks in his pornography. Then suddenly his new gf is nowhere to be found. Then Anni roasted him and her, called her out for being married and how she actually had no interest in Rob. Then Rob sheepishly says she had the “herpy derps” and they stopped seeing each other.Well, he is known to be a pathological liar so it checks out. It wouldn't surprise me if the vast majority of his opinions on games were just total fabrications meant to garner brownie points from his now-dead fanbase. Do a little digging and you'll find he has all kinds of skeletons in his closet.
We all remember the herpe-derps, haha. But yeah, a big portion of that story sounds like total bullshit to me. Namely, the fact that Rob was calling her his girlfriend. That chick was not his gf lol. She was just some cheating whore wanting to hook up with him...allegedly.My favorite post Anni arc was the Herpy Derp reveal. It was Rob basically saying he moved on from Anni. Then it was he was dating someone else. Then it was he was in a relationship. After that, it was he was moving her in. Then he went on about how she wanted window blinds and curtains because he did not have any (not surprising). Then there was the big reveal of her on stream, where all he did was talk about amusement park rides, how much he hates Anni, and how he needs big cocks in his pornography. Then suddenly his new gf is nowhere to be found. Then Anni roasted him and her, called her out for being married and how she actually had no interest in Rob. Then Rob sheepishly says she had the “herpy derps” and they stopped seeing each other.
Somewhere in this series events, Rob was lying.
This motherfucker will sleep with someone once then all of a sudden they're his "girlfriend" lolWe all remember the herpe-derps, haha. But yeah, a big portion of that story sounds like total bullshit to me. Namely, the fact that Rob was calling her his girlfriend. That chick was not his gf lol. She was just some cheating whore wanting to hook up with him...allegedly.
Won't be surprised if he troons out.Rob: I don't like that dick I'm into pussy bitches, I'm motherfucking Silent Rob! I ain't got no time for that gay shit!
Also Rob: I can't get off unless I see some big cocks
Checks out
It's hard to even watch most of his old videos now. Majority of them have aged horribly. Portraying himself as this hard badass who gets all the bitches when in reality he's a pussy faggot makes it difficult to take him any level seriously. I've also just matured out of his humor, it's just not as funny as when I was in middle/high school. Rob bitches about James Rolfe still doing "haha poopy turd" humor in his 40's but "I'm a bad motherfucker who gets bitches" is somehow not cringe when Rob is nearly 40.Everything about his channel was a lie, even his sexuality.
He's always been insanely jealous and vitriolic towards people more successful than he is hence the comments about Alpha and Mutahar not having his back and raising him to YT stardom. Dude forgets you actually have to have some form of talent or skill for someone to prop you up in the first place. He had neither. He was a yapper. A good yapper for the time, but a yapper nonetheless.Rob bitches about James Rolfe still doing "haha poopy turd" humor in his 40's but "I'm a bad motherfucker who gets bitches" is somehow not cringe when Rob is nearly 40.
He better not be gay.....Everything about his channel was a lie, even his sexuality.
Lmao. That's an interesting theory. He'll either come out as gay or troon out. One of the two. He already went after a tranny before, remember? Then realized, "Oh shit, my fans hate trannies. I gotta fix this!"Honestly now that I think about it one of the worst reoccurring "jokes" Rob did was saying that he would go gay for a game or movie, for example "guize if Mega Man 9 was a person I would go gay and suck his dick for him". With that in mind it's less surprising that he had the flag up and adds more reason to believe Ani's story that he wanted to get gay and had naked guys on his phone