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This is his ultimate goal here. I recall Asalieri mentioned Rob to JoontheKing for a possible video, but Joon rebuffed the idea citing Rob's irrelevance. Rob in his THINK BRAIN believes if he cannot become famous, he'll aim for infamous. The Ralphamale gambit. Rob's already sent his dick pics out to David Hardy and a few others, but nobody gave a fuck enough to post them here. Each straw Rob grasps at is more desperate than the last, yet nothing he does sticks. In true Rob fashion, it will be a series of big promises and empty threats, before he disappears again.Best he can hope for at this point is for one of the drama/kiwi tubers to make a video about him, giving him his 15 seconds of fame he desperately wants. Oh, and a new generation of underage weens to harass him.
Rob probably wants us to do the dirty work by rewriting his OP and making the true "Silent Rob Chronicles," without putting in any effort on his part. The best he can hope for is that InternetWizard finishes Dr.Phil Part 2 or maybe Larry Bundy Jr. will update his ED page? Speaking of Guru Larry, before I sign off for the weekend, I want to leave you with a video. This was the closest Rob ever got to getting the attention he desperately wanted.
Remember when Rob cried about how AlphaOmegaSin, Mutahar and Larry Bundy Jr. never helped him? That was also a lie. He had a huge opportunity that he squandered.
I present to you the following video:
Top 5 Hidden Pi**ed Off Programmer Rants | Fact Hunt
By Larry Bundy Jr. Mar 5, 2017Featuring: Guru Larry, John St.Jon (Voice of Duke Nukem) Lazy Game Reviews, Maddox, Mr. Metokur and Silent Rob
At least Two of Silent Rob's Internet Daddies and Duke Nukem collaborated with Silent Rob on a huge gaming channel. Yet, Rob blew this opportunity by producing a shitty quality voice over and then complained about how Larry made him look dumb by using a bad take, thus burning the last bridge he ever had towards real growth. Rob hates being reminded of this video more than anything else.
Here's Rob's shitty part:
Some select comments mentioning Rob.
This video was a huge deal to Rob. At first he bragged about being a video with his heroes on FDU. Then once the reality set in that he would not gleam any subscribers, views or money from this video in any way, he lashed out at Larry and wasn't invited back. By the way, when Rob had his big crashout in January 2025 someone super chatted Jim Metokur to let him know about Rob's psychotic bender. Jim laughed at Rob's life for a few seconds and moved on. If anyone knows which Metokur stream this superchat about Rob happened, post it down below.
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