🎭 Dramacow Silent Rob - Irate Gamer Failtroll and One-Hit Wonder Youtuber

Tangram said:
Rob, on the other hand, has no fucking clue so he just resorts to insults and having embarrassing bitch-fits when he doesn't get his way.
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Rob expects to get paid for just being Rob. For just existing and making like a video or two per month. Even some of the worst lolcows out there eventually developed work ethic. DSP might be the prime example. He's shit but he's pushing it out daily, you can actually hear him loud and clear, you can actually see him non-pixelated.

Unlike Rob.

Because Rob, Rob never changes.

He never really starts, and never really ends. The most OG of the OGs on YT who cannot set his camera properly. Or make his stream to not look like a liquid dogshit put thru a juice mixer.
Still crying about Chris Bores, James "Uncle Fester lookin' motherfucker" Rolfe and DSP.
Those people absolutely tower Rob without even knowing who he is, or was.
Lolcow cemetery level of done.
He keeps digging that hole, and honestly? It's funny to watch. Clown is making me laugh.
 
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Tangram said:
What Silent Grifter doesn't realize is that Bandcamp doesn't allow AI-generated slop to be sold on their website as per their policies. All it takes is for one pissed off individual to report him and his shit will be shut down permanently. It's what he deserves for being such a whiny prick about it.

He even mentions DSP at one point. Here's the thing about DSP: He is 100% an e-begging shithead, but he actually knows how to e-beg. He still plays games even though he's absolute shit at them. He still uploads the the content people want even if they're laughing at him. He's still making 8K a month.

Rob, on the other hand, has no fucking clue so he just resorts to insults and having embarrassing bitch-fits when he doesn't get his way.
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Say whatever you want about DSP he streams damn near every day with an autistically planned schedule that he adamantly refuses to change unless it's absolutely required. The pigroach will stream regardless if people care about him and even if he hates the game he's playing as long as his literal mentally challenged fanbase will continue to give him their disability checks. Rob meanwhile makes no plans, will go on hiatus's up to a year long with zero communication, and will cry about not being constantly showered in money despite nearly 15 years of saying he doesn't do this for money and anyone who does is a retard.

DSP is better that Rob. At least DSP will joke about jerking off on stream, Rob would shit his pampers when his cringe as fuck jerk off and strip videos get mentioned.
 
Calling it right now, after this grand epic one take masterpiece of a documentary comes out (if it even does, Rob claims it's finished) and gets barely any attention this dude is gonna bitch out and go ghost again for x amount of months because nobody will appreciate the "hard work that went into making it" and that he can't even get 100 likes.
 
Can somebody tell me, from which Stream this was??
But i think it has to be around 2012.

Quote: "Who wants a Remake for a Game that is 20 or 25 years old??"
"If you wanna remake a Game, then do it for a 4 or 5 year old Game"

-Silent Rob

I know its old but cmon man,thats Irate Gamer TMNT 2 style Dumbness.

So Rob, you wanna tell me, if gta 6 comes out this year, you would prefer a Remake for Gta 6 in 4 years already, instead of a Remake, for lets say,
gta Vice City?

Wtf youre talkin about man?
 
Silent Dick said:
I know its old but cmon man,thats Irate Gamer TMNT 2 style Dumbness.

So Rob, you wanna tell me, if gta 6 comes out this year, you would prefer a Remake for Gta 6 in 4 years already, instead of a Remake, for lets say,
gta Vice City?

Wtf youre talkin about man?
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Well, anyone watching for long enough knows that Rob's opinions on gaming have never been very coherent to begin with. He frequently speaks from an unearned postion of authority on many things. Dunning-Kruger effect.
 
Judy's Baked Apple Pies said:
Rob talks about Mia Khalifa

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Bringing that 2016 spirit back, bitches!
But seriously though, wtf have i just watch.
He's high, he must be high.
Who cares about some wasted up fucked up porn whore.
"She doesn't know how to hold a dick!" Ummm kay i'm sure you're an expert.
Remember, Rob is straight.
Brings up Pamela Anderson. Man, i feel old now. Also nobody cares.
"WTF is this shit dude?" Yep i'm rising my hand right now too.
Such a weird and pointless video.
Ah, and quality is still shit.
 
VenomPlug said:
Bringing that 2016 spirit back, bitches!
But seriously though, wtf have i just watch.
He's high, he must be high.
Who cares about some wasted up fucked up porn whore.
"She doesn't know how to hold a dick!" Ummm kay i'm sure you're an expert.
Remember, Rob is straight.
Brings up Pamela Anderson. Man, i feel old now. Also nobody cares.
"WTF is this shit dude?" Yep i'm rising my hand right now too.
Such a weird and pointless video.
Ah, and quality is still shit.
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Why does he care about how some bitch takes dicks that aren't his? Bro is 100% a closeted fag.
 
Judy's Baked Apple Pies said:
Why does he care about how some bitch takes dicks that aren't his? Bro is 100% a closeted fag.
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He's definitely not 100% straight. Let's not forget the Violet Anderson arc. You have to be blind as a bat to not see that was clearly a dude in drag. And Rob was caught having flirtatious exchanges with the guy up until he was ousted as a troon.

And once again, his fragile masculinity comes into play. He thinks this kind of shit makes him look like a badass poon slayer when in reality he looks like a dick-obsessed weirdo.
 
Tangram said:
He's definitely not 100% straight. Let's not forget the Violet Anderson arc. You have to be blind as a bat to not see that was clearly a dude in drag. And Rob was caught having flirtatious exchanges with the guy up until he was ousted as a troon.

And once again, his fragile masculinity comes into play. He thinks this kind of shit makes him look like a badass poon slayer when in reality he looks like a dick-obsessed weirdo.
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Let's not forget that this retard would always say gay shit in his streams like "if I was gay and this game was a dude, I'd be taking that dick it's that good" like what kind of straight man says shit like that on the regular? Dude has always had homosexual tendencies but wants to be this badass pussy slayer who gets all the bitches. Because being gay or bisexual would fracture this badass self image of himself, I guess
 
PixarsTedKennedy said:
Did he film this on the same camera he filmed videos in 2007? I swear with the camera quality and the room I'm having serious flashbacks.
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It's somehow worse than his Playstation Eye circa 2006, camera released in 2003. But he's making a movie guys, i mean he cried doing it and now it's into editing. Any day now.
Oh wait.
You need to 100 likes all his videos for him to press that upload button.
I chuckled a bit when he mentioned Yahoo Search and Pamela Anderson. Who the fuck even remembers or cares. He must be high again, but at the same time: was he ever sober like one minute in his life? He's completely fucked up lol.
 
VenomPlug said:
I chuckled a bit when he mentioned Yahoo Search and Pamela Anderson. Who the fuck even remembers or cares. He must be high again, but at the same time: was he ever sober like one minute in his life? He's completely fucked up lol.
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The only people who care are a few old geezer burnouts and total shitheads who think exactly like does. There's like maybe 10-20. You can tell because it's always the same exact people in his comment sections.
 
Tangram said:
The only people who care are a few old geezer burnouts and total shitheads who think exactly like does. There's like maybe 10-20. You can tell because it's always the same exact people in his comment sections.
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Half of those are Rob socks.

Remembering Silent Rob
by SpectralRogueGaming

Watch at 1.5x speed
Some kid uploaded a video about Rob. It's a strange video because the guy admittedly adopted Rob's cadence and rant style. It's strange to observe this microcosm of former Rob fans that are copying Rob, who himself copied Chad Warden. It feels like an old-school Re: video ripped out of 2007. This kid is coming for the Silent Rob "crown". I'm okay with this being the new Rob.
 
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Okay, this is getting fucking weird. I dug through Spectral Rogue's videos (SR = Silent Rob?) and he is basically Silent Rob: The Next Generation. This is fascinating to me. This guy streams every day to an audience of no one. He also has a Spectral VS series.

Should we call him:
New Rob
Good Rob
Rob Z
Rob 2

Welcome to the Channel. Rules and Other Stuff
SpectralRougeGaming [Local Archive]



YOU LAZY JAPANESE FAGGOTS!
SpectralRogueGaming [Local Archive]

 
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Judy's Baked Apple Pies said:
Rob talks about Mia Khalifa

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Couple of things... YAHOO NEWS??!?! what's next Rob, you're gonna tell people about your brand new Geocities account? Or perhaps
tell people about the novelty of Myspace?

Secondly... a whole 3 minute standup on Mia Khalifa not being good as a porn star. And his main complaint is that she didn't know how to suck dick
correctly. Riveting shit, Rob. I bet that set would kill at the Improv. You should try it out in public!

But honestly, you suck dick at what you do, Rob... and yet Mia Khalifa manages today to maintain a net worth of 5-8 million dollars. Guess you're just
gonna have to be an expert at sucking dick while she lives a life you wish you had!
 
Roach_Won said:
Okay, this is getting fucking weird. I dug through Spectral Rogue's videos (SR = Silent Rob?) and he is basically Silent Rob: The Next Generation. This is fascinating to me. This guy streams every day to an audience of no one. He also has a Spectral VS series.

Should we call him:
New Rob
Good Rob
Rob Z
Rob 2

Welcome to the Channel. Rules and Other Stuff
SpectralRougeGaming [Local Archive]

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YOU LAZY JAPANESE FAGGOTS!
SpectralRogueGaming [Local Archive]

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His newest upload is him ranting about Konami being greedy fucks on their Metal Gear Solid pricing

Definitely feels like a Rob video straight out of 2010

 
It is eerie how similar he sounds like Rob. Maybe he lives in Ohio, or maybe he's alternate universe Rob who didn't turn into a drug fiend. From what I've seen (only the konami video) he doesn't sound tryhard like Rob did which is a positive point.
 
Asalieri2 said:
We already had Silent Rob regular.

We didn't need Silent Rob Peanut
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This Spectral Rouge guy strikes me as someone who watched Rob's old videos on repeat for years and absorbed his persona as a result. lol He said he's gonna claim the crown that Rob threw away. Not sure why anyone would want the crown of a two-bit junkie with pedophilic tendencies.
 
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