Inactive Simba Lion / Steven Hopps - Actual legal name, claims Disney stole it, SHOT TWO COPS (AND DIED)

[Token Weeaboo]

who else 'gon be waiting for doughnut operator to post the bodycam footage?

I'm anticipated to find out if this was in costume

 

[YayLasagna]

Had to. It was sent to me by another Kiwi from a subforum I don't have access to (hence, no quoting). Thought I'd simply address it.

Not my fault the guy is too chickenshit to say how he feels in my presence. I find that rather amusing.

You whine about liberals too much and I found it to be distracting from the post, which I otherwise wholeheartedly agree with. I didn't say it here because I was afraid it would cause a derail as politics often do.

 

[JoshPlz]

I'm curious what his political alignment is?

when you figure it out, let us know

From what I have read from his blog and twitter so far, he just seems to be all over the place - sometimes having directly contradicting opinions.

 

[Meowthkip]

He also blames women for everything bad that has ever happened to him:

Holy shit, he really does remind me of AlexReynard.

 

[DarkWestern]

I bet he'll go on a killing spree this year.

Close enough LOL

 

[Pope of Degeneracy]

There should be a constitutional ammendment written that should strip identified and confirmed furries of their rights.

 

[The Crow]

I can guarantee it wasn't suicide by cop; his god complex probably led him to believe he would honestly win a shootout with the cops.

Usually one would only fire a gun at law enforcement for one of two reasons:

1. They have a death wish, but are too much of a pussy to commit suicide themselves.

2. They're so fucking stupid and full of themselves that they actually think they can take on the cops despite the obvious fact that its him against an entire fucking army of police, SWAT, FBI, and eventually the National Guard if the situation were to get serious enough to necessitate it. So basically, what you just described. I guess the king of the jungle was just simply crowned in the head one too many times as a kid.

 

[Mikoyan]

Usually one would only fire a gun at law enforcement for one of two reasons:

1. They have a death wish, but are too much of a pussy to commit suicide themselves.

2. They're so fucking stupid and full of themselves that they actually think they can take on the cops despite the obvious fact that its him against an entire fucking army of police, SWAT, FBI, and the National Guard. So basically, what you just described. I guess the king of the jungle was just simply crowned in the head one too many times as a kid.

If you look at the map of the complex, you can find out that it's only a couple of blocks away from the local jail and cop shop. This combined with the 'I'm not going to jail ever again' thing someone said about earlier in the thread makes it clear enough to me that he intended this to be a very dramatic exit.

 

[Captain Manning]

There should be a constitutional ammendment written that should strip identified and confirmed furries of their rights.

Nah. That's too much work.

All we need to do is take them at their word that they're animals. Just like we're supposed to take somebody at their word as to their gender. There's a litany of case law that non-humans don't have the same rights as humans. Problem solved.

 

[CIA Nigger]

They tried that even before, though. Look up "the burned furs" which, tl;dr were people who made the mistake of assuming that the furry fandom wasn't corrupt to the core due to incompetence (and sick-fuckery) from leading figures like Mark Merlino.
People have tried to clean these messes up before, and it is quite significant to note that they weren't just unsuccessful, but were actively stymied by the people in the fandom itself.

Regarding burned furs, both parts of the CrushYiffDestroy article on them are a worthwhile read on why they failed, but I'll present the tl;dr version here.

First of all trying to make a fandom around a character trope or artistic device was bound to end horribly. This meant that attempts to clean up the fandom were met with disdain and revulsion from furries, on top of the fact that it was an impossible goal. The second problem is that the burned furs were lolcows as well, with usenet groups being filled with burnt out furries and a-logs fighting each other. Older furries love to compare everyone who gets fed up with the fandom to burned furs for a reason: they were just as bad as the furries they were mad at. Worth noting is that one of the founders was a failed furry comic artist who made it big outside the fandom and wrote the original rant that fueled the burned furs.

The first reason is arguably more important than the second one, because quite a few people already agree that the furry fandom is trash. They just deal with it by mocking furries, not joining the fandom, or leaving the fandom. The second is more or less just the origin of an insult older furries yell at younger generations when they inevitably get burnt out on the fandom.

A bit off-topic, but it was only a matter of time before someone was disappointed about Simba not shooting more cops.

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I'm not shocked that some Seattle hipster (who normally wants gun control) is defending a nutjob with a gun because he shot the right people.

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In fact normally he shits on people like Simba:

https://archive.md/9Yqzy

 

[autism420]

Had to. It was sent to me by another Kiwi from a subforum I don't have access to (hence, no quoting). Thought I'd simply address it.

Not my fault the guy is too chickenshit to say how he feels in my presence. I find that rather amusing.

no on is scared of you on this forum or real life. You were quoted in the "cringiest posts" thread because you're a faggot autist virgin who should kill himself.

ps you're a retard

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

Seems like the maintenance worker he got into it with was on the right track; I only wonder if he was applying the pesticide directly to the fur fag's face or giving him a full hose down.

 

[Da Capo]

I saw this coming from a mile away, holy hell.

 

[Jack Awful]

Regarding burned furs, both parts of the CrushYiffDestroy article on them are a worthwhile read on why they failed, but I'll present the tl;dr version here.

First of all trying to make a fandom around a character trope or artistic device was bound to end horribly. This meant that attempts to clean up the fandom were met with disdain and revulsion from furries, on top of the fact that it was an impossible goal. The second problem is that the burned furs were lolcows as well, with usenet groups being filled with burnt out furries and a-logs fighting each other. Older furries love to compare everyone who gets fed up with the fandom to burned furs for a reason: they were just as bad as the furries they were mad at. Worth noting is that one of the founders was a failed furry comic artist who made it big outside the fandom and wrote the original rant that fueled the burned furs.

The first reason is arguably more important than the second one, because quite a few people already agree that the furry fandom is trash. They just deal with it by mocking furries, not joining the fandom, or leaving the fandom. The second is more or less just the origin of an insult older furries yell at younger generations when they inevitably get burnt out on the fandom.


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I feel bad for this dude's dad.

 

[Aria]

no on is scared of you on this forum or real life. You were quoted in the "cringiest posts" thread because you're a faggot autist virgin who should kill himself.

ps you're an exceptional individual

Lol calm down.

 

[thx1138]

Worth noting is that one of the founders was a failed furry comic artist who made it big outside the fandom and wrote the original rant that fueled the burned furs.

Yah, as I said regarding the sims creation people, Spike was also in to that, and she showed up over on PoE and actually kind of engaged when she got made into an exhibit. I felt bad for her getting plowed under when she tried to clean up her fandom but come on, trying to get rid of furry perversion is like trying to purge 40's-80's sci-fi/fantasy fandom of pedophiles. (seriously, if you love golden-to-silver aged sci-fi, don't ever look underneath the surface and try not to read too much into a lot of the published works of "great" sci-fi authors, you'll lose your lunch).

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

Is it a death penalty state or not? Big lolz incoming if it is, there's tons of receipts online showing this was premeditated for a long time.

Capital punishment in Michigan was legal from statehood in 1837 until it was abolished in 1846 for murder. Michigan is one of the few U.S. states never to have executed anyone following admission into the Union (others include Alaska and Hawaii).

 

[karz]

no on is scared of you on this forum or real life. You were quoted in the "cringiest posts" thread because you're a faggot autist virgin who should kill himself.

ps you're an exceptional individual

oh my, an ancient forum user with a temperament problem, only to mask it as "haha just trolling, i was only pretending to be mad, you got baited bucko"

Why so mad about trivial shit? Laugh at the (allegedly) mentally ill furry who shot two cops for some obscure reason.

 

[Maradontia]

Imagine being a police officer and responding to a 911 call about an assault, only to be shot by a furry.

 

[Captain Manning]

Imagine being a police officer and responding to a 911 call about an assault, only to be shot by a furry.

The fact that the officer was treated and released really quickly leads me to believe he was shot in the vest, or grazed, or something of that nature.

I wasn't joking when I said I hope there's body cam footage.