Inactive Simba Lion / Steven Hopps - Actual legal name, claims Disney stole it, SHOT TWO COPS (AND DIED)

[moocow]

I don't really follow the furry subculture, but apparently a lot of them are anti-government right? How long before we start seeing Kevlar-lined fursuits?

Oh god ... the added weight will just make them struggle harder to stand up in the damned things and the stench will get that much worse. Bleugh.

ETA: Ninja'd by @Apteryx Owenii

 

[Kane Lives]

I don't really follow the furry subculture, but apparently a lot of them are anti-government right? How long before we start seeing Kevlar-lined fursuits?

90% of the furries I have met online are lefties of some stripe, usually of the anarcho-communist type. The same types are also usually unemployed or holding bottom-tier service jobs.

In that same vein, they're unlikely to actually get kevlar; they already go broke trying to acquire a fursuit.

 

[Trilby]

Sounds like he started another furry tradition too:

Damn, no wonder we're trying to re-credit Felix to Otto Messmer these days.

 

[Mike Hunt]

Just define claiming to be an animal as being so mentally incompetent you should be adjudicated by a court as a lunatic not allowed to have firearms.

Or just make it that whenever a person claims to be an animal or some shit, that person is automatically designated by society as not a human, and so he/she loses all the rights and privileges afforded to humans. No tard bucks, cancelled gun and driver's licenses, owned property forfeited, all that shit. You want to be an animal? Sure, just leave your human privileges when you go out.

 

[AnOminous]

Or just make it that whenever a person claims to be an animal or some shit, that person is automatically designated by society as not a human, and so he/she loses all the rights and privileges afforded to humans. No tard bucks, cancelled gun and driver's licenses, owned property forfeited, all that shit. You want to be an animal? Sure, just leave your human privileges when you go out.

Also you can shoot them in any season designated for whatever animal they claim to be.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

On one hand I'm not a fan of muh thin blue line road pirates but on the other furries are absolute scum.

So I'm hoping the cops fully recover and aren't left with any disability.

Maybe the #furriesriseup will gain traction and we'll get Siege: The Furry Diares. Which will end in an early Christmas present....

A furry holocaust when they lose.

 

[who dare wins?]

On one hand I'm not a fan of muh thin blue line road pirates but on the other furries are absolute scum.

So I'm hoping the cops fully recover and aren't left with any disability.

Maybe the #furriesriseup will gain traction and we'll get Siege: The Furry Diares. Which will end in an early Christmas present....

A furry holocaust when they lose.

I know furries wrote a communist manifesto fro their own shitty little LARP party. however alt furreis writing a knock off of siege would be both extremely cringe and absolutely fucking funny. "we need to accelerate the downfall of humanity so we can have utopia without human scum uwu.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

A bit off-topic, but it was only a matter of time before someone was disappointed about Simba not shooting more cops.

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Fuck, not this guy. He locked his account down back in 2018 when the whole Homer Hickam - NaomiH shit happened because this asshole couldn’t keep his maw shut and had to sperg out at Hickam.

 

[Shaka Brah]

This is probably the first time a cop in Oakland has been shot by a white guy.

 

[Inflatable Julay]

Apparently he had beef with the furry artist Boneitis and it came to a head about a month ago, according to his furaffinity account

 

[Thistle]

I'd be happy if there were any facts that majority of the furry fandom leans right.
How will I ever call out degenerates without being accused of being a bigot or intolerant?

You can, but you'd get canceled by the furfag tribunals

 

[Meowthkip]

Damn, no wonder we're trying to re-credit Felix to Otto Messmer these days.

If you were really good at animation but had a weird name, you would get screwed over by a guy with a more marketable name than you.

It took forever for Ub Iwerks to get the recognition he deserved.

 

[MetalParakeet]

Also you can shoot them in any season designated for whatever animal they claim to be.

Can we designate November as lion hunting season then?

 

[AnOminous]

If you were really good at animation but had a weird name, you would get screwed over by a guy with a more marketable name than you.

It took forever for Ub Iwerks to get the recognition he deserved.

Should have renamed himself Bob Works or something. If he had, maybe kids would dream of visiting Worksland and Worksworld.

 

[NIGGO KILLA]

Y'all are dumb. Dumb and cowardly. But mostly dumb. Cowardly because you won't face me in person, and dumb because you wasted so much effort on this.

One more thing, I never claimed Disney stole my name. I'm curious where you heard that from. The screenshot you posted had nothing to do with Disney. I will chalk this up to y'all are dumb.

I also helped run two major furry conventions for 10 years each, started the furry "community" in Michigan, and have been a generous and kind-natured person my whole life.

So I like to have fun too, which is apparently what you take issue with. Predicted response: "But it's crazy!"... Only to you, because you are dumb.

Just laugh at the time this loser tried to defend himself and claimed he was a "nice guy"

 

[Kylie Raina]

This dude is gonna get picked on so hard in jail for his name also this is what happens to lolcows who dont get help in time. They go on fking murder sprees. Part of me hopes that he uses that hes a “nice guy” as a defense in court just so we can get more lulz out of him

 

[Questionable Ceviche]

I feel bad for the investigators combing his online accounts right now. They're going to have to archive so much shitty furry porn. So much of it.

 

[The Crow]

There should be a constitutional ammendment written that should strip identified and confirmed furries of their rights.

what the nazi ss did in auschwitz was potatoes compared to what furries have done

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Maybe this will help unify this fractured and politically divided country behind the final solution for the furry question.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

His legal name is Hopps.
Guy should have made a cute bunny fursona.