Sincere Boomer PSA about farting while taking a shit and talking on the phone at the same time

[Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg]

Admit it. Farts make you laugh and you like the smell of them. Reading this latest nugget of wisdom from the poet laureate of the underclasses, i immediately had to wonder who the fuck is making tik tok videos from the crapper?

I'm tempted to fact check this and record a fart i make into the toilet.

 

[human trash]

epic meme, tommy!

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Are you admitting your brass playing sounds like shit? I think we're all in agreement there.

 

[Kerr Avon]

That's no excuse to make shart toks at your computer and broadcast them @Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Tom, I do not think it is appropriate for you to be posting your fetish material here. This is a respectable family website.

However, since you asked, what’s funny is not the sharting per se. It’s the fact that you have no sense of humour about yourself. You take yourself way too seriously, and you like to portray yourself as being better than everyone else. You can’t admit to any fault. You come up with all these grandiose claims about how special you are, how important and influential.

Yet it’s blindingly obvious to everyone but you that this is all nonsense, that you have wasted your life and all that raises you above the ranting wino on the street corner is the roof over your head. You fail at everything you do, invariably in ways that are of your own making.

If you merely failed, that would not be funny. Failure of your own making, yeah, that’s kind of funny. Failure of your own making while you try to act like you’re this infallible bohemian genius who’s better than the rest of the world? That’s hilarious. Wounded dignity is one of the oldest jokes there is, yet it never ceases to raise a laugh.

You shitting yourself is funny because it is about the most undignified thing an adult can do, in direct contrast with your pomposity and self-importance. The more you try to salvage some dignity, the funnier it gets. You’re a classic comic archetype.

Seriously, though, adult diapers. It’s more dignified than shitting on the floor.

 

[Positron]

So you go by TeeJay now? That reminds me of another terminal Dunning-Kruger cow who can't stop feeding us with TMI.

 

[totallyrandomusername]

Tom is trying to say people Tik-Toking on the toilet is the same as him sharting in his chair on camera when he is streaming, so it's okay.
He will never understand that sharting anywhere is unacceptable.

 

[MasterDisaster]

Tom is trying to say people Tik-Toking on the toilet is the same as him sharting in his chair on camera when he is streaming, so it's okay.
He will never understand that sharting anywhere is unacceptable.

Tom thinks everything he does is right and acceptable and it's everyone else that's wrong.

 

[Vexillology]

I'm tempted to fact check this and record a fart i make into the toilet.

@Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg Ignore the jerks telling you off. This would be funny and interesting, and I promise the site will host the file for free.

 

[Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg]

Tom is trying to say people Tik-Toking on the toilet is the same as him sharting in his chair on camera when he is streaming, so it's okay.
He will never understand that sharting anywhere is unacceptable.

you'll never understand that my sharting is entirely your scatophiliac fantasies, you disgustingly deviant and dishonest degenerate dork. I think it's time for your mean, stupid soulless self to disafuckenpear.

@Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg Ignore the jerks telling you off. This would be funny and interesting, and I promise the site will host the file for free.

i promise you that you need to just forget that and anything else you had in mind to annoy me with.

So you go by TeeJay now? That reminds me of another terminal Dunning-Kruger cow who can't stop feeding us with TMI.

no, mindless misogynistic millennial mental midget. that's my private account and i used my initials.

Tom thinks everything he does is right and acceptable and it's everyone else that's wrong.

hang in there snowflake, the whambulance is on the way.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I love how hard this meme fails. The attempt to combine two catchphrases... the fact that he misspells “Felicia”... The fact that he doesn’t know what “milk truck” means... The incomprehensibility of the whole thing... it really is the perfect storm of terrible memeing.

10/10, totally worth the week Tom spent working on it.

hang in there snowflake, the whambulance is on the way.

Tom, to put this into context for you, the “waaambulance” meme is older than Sabrina was when you molested her.

 

[Banh Xeo]

I didn’t know women could aim, oh right

 

[MasterDisaster]

Sometimes I just want to pop a Viagra and hang out in a maternity ward; is that so wrong?

Oh my god Tom that's horrible how could you say such factual things?

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

record a fart i make into the toilet.

record a gunshot you make into your throat

 

[MediocreMilt]

you'll never understand that my sharting is entirely your scatophiliac fantasies, you disgustingly deviant and dishonest degenerate dork.

You said this two days ago:

like "sharting all over the floor. It doesn't happen beyond losing a small gob on the way to the toilet or missing the toilet when I get there, which has probably happened a grand total of three times in the 8 months i've been here.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

Admit it. Farts make you laugh and you like the smell of them. Reading this latest nugget of wisdom from the poet laureate of the underclasses, i immediately had to wonder who the fuck is making tik tok videos from the crapper?

Remember everyone, smarter and better than you.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Hey Tom, here's more timely memes to park in your hard drive's garage alongside the waaambulance.

 

[blablabla]

Stop postíng Marilyn you disgusting subhuman piece of shit

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

Talking on the phone or trying to hold a conversation with someone while you're in the lavatory is rude and improper. I wouldn't expect anything less from a filthy hippy man that snoops around high school girl's restrooms.

 

[pug]

A child molesting freak who shits himself is a combination I never could have imagined.