SINGING WITH JAMES CHARLES - 7/11/2019

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God, she’s so awkward and weird looking. Her trying to harmonize with James was my favorite part. It’s like a Patrick Bateman level of terrifying and funny. She just goes off in her own fantasy where she and James are besties singing in his car together and running over all her haydurs.

Amber...James Charles doesn’t want to be your friend. You’re bad for the brand, honey...
 
I just don't get why this bitch puts on make up. Like your face is disgusting and MASSIVE. No amount of makeup, lipstick, or hell even WASHING your face is gonna make it better. It's exactly like the Slaton sisters wearing makeup. Seriously No.Point.
Also I peep those painted nails gorl. Instead of washing your hands regularly, she just paints her nails so we can't see the filth underneath them.
 
This almost feels like she's trying to get attention of James Charles. Amber's looking to enter the big leagues 6y years after her channel origin. Imagine amber and James Charles Collab. Will probably make for the most insufferable video on YouTube
 
I gotta give her mad props though, she's getting better af milking the algorithm.
Mental health buzzwords, ASMR, mookbangz, James Charles, Trisha Paytas - and her usual """""weight loss""""" bullshit inbetween, with a sprinkle of to be continued videos to string us assholes along.

She's evolving. For some reason I pictured a caterpillar lmao

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Edit: lol the jerking off was an autocorrect, but I think I'll leave it
 
Oh god, she called herself a "creator". That was the funniest part of the video, all the rest was just extremely painful.
 
Whatthefuck said:
What the fuck is this??? What. The. Fuck. Is. This? Is she for real? I'm praying to all that is right and holy for the coming coronary. This shit is ridiculous. I fucking refuse to watch this. James Charles is an insufferable little narcissistic fag with no redeeming qualities. Seriously, Hamber, how in the fuck do you still have subscribers? Is someone keeping an eye on this?
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Having just attempted to watch this video, my words and reactions were nearly identical to yours. WHADDAFUCK?

(hello strange brother of a different mother!)
 
mekalekahi said:
You know on that Snapchat rant other day she said this is her real life and not reality TV or whatever, but when you broadcast to 100k people that ur having a medical issue and then write "to be continued" like its a soap opera then why should we feel bad for you? This is all a game to her, using her rotten belly button to garner views in a couple weeks when she uploads it. Its like she doesn't realize she has one body and she will push it beyond its limit just to get a shocking video and a shitty check from youtube that she cant do anything with.

The rest of this year/early 2020 is going to be really fucking dark I feel it.
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Well, no one ever taught her that she only has one body so you can't blame her for not knowing she only has one body. :shit-eating:
 
FitBitch said:
"to be continued" E.R. story in August I guess?
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She said pt 2 of the ER adventure will be up July 12

e: ninja'd!

Anyway as for her timeline, she's wearing the red nail polish she got in her $$400 WOMMART SHOPPING SPREE #algorithm #noticeme
 
mrsm0rbid said:
I gotta give her mad props though, she's getting better af jerking off the algorithm.
Mental health buzzwords, ASMR, mookbangz, James Charles, Trisha Paytas - and her usual """""weight loss""""" bullshit inbetween, with a sprinkle of to be continued videos to string us assholes along.

She's evolving. For some reason I pictured a caterpillar lmao

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Edit: lol the jerking off was an autocorrect, but I think I'll leave it
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Except Heimlich is adorable, funny and ends up becoming a beautiful butterfly.

All Amber's gonna turn into is a coffin.
 
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This video is an upbeat train wreck. IMO, it's from the angle of "I've swept all my issues under a BIG rug and expect you to suspend any disbelief
All in all, she absolutely watched this video of James Charles beforehand, then faked every reaction like pornstar orgasms.


  • Says she's now a reaction channel
  • calls it a "career move" lol
  • Talks about how some poeple don't like James Charles because of duh-RAH-MUH (drama!)
  • She's wearing a horse-hair braid
  • She's "reacting" to his reaction to his own old singing videos
  • Amber claims she's excited to watch this with us, AND that We've ALL SEEN THIS FRUIT'S VIDEOS
  • Can't get over how he's using makeup products to do his music. (Hey...I give the guy credit, it's a unique spin)
  • Comments on his beautiful makeup
  • 2 metal fans in view, 1 can be heard on audio
  • She's faking reactions "I looove thiiiis"
  • Keeps opening her mouth to and mouthing how pretty this is
  • Does the fucking stupid heart with the hands thing and mouths "love this"
  • Getting into the grove
  • She asks if he's the cutest thing
  • She asks if she has a crush on James Charles
  • Talks about his National Anthem performance "I almost passed out" (Sure Jan, the SINGING is what almost caused that!)
  • Continues to talk about it's so cyuuute
  • She mouths the song
  • She is getting into the grove as if she's on her Snapchat
  • Comments on the social weight of "Pumped up Kicks" and how it's "weird because it's about a school shooting"
  • Comments on James' white teeth (while one can only assume that she's looking at Becky Butter Mouth™ at the same time lulz)
  • @ 5:38 "I wanna try singing with him"
  • (Her voice sounds like any idiot in a 5th grade classroom)
  • She's now dancing in place and REALLY acting like she's gonna cut a rug
  • Mouthing the words
  • "Ooh", "James Charles, where are you telling me to run? I-I literally can BARELY WALK" (I said "wocka wocka" after she said that)
  • @6:32 she makes a face that says "I've either shit my pants or died" while JC blows some powder (adding to the musical notes of his performance)
  • @6:32 "oOoOOUouUhUhu it's so CYUUUTE WHAT DID HE BLOW"
  • She's amazed someone has a talent
  • She's looking at the camera like that one friend at a concert "listen to the words, maaaaan"
  • You hear a dog or animal groaning in the background
  • Amber claims "side note, I can't whistle, so.." SO WHAT YOU CUNT!?
  • "Why is he so cute, I don't get it" asks an EXHILARATED AMBER
  • Gives JC props, wishes she had talent like that, if she could be a singer she'd never talk...she'd just sing it all
  • @8:00 "Literallly...my one wish in life is to learn to sing". (ASSHOLE YOU'RE DYING! WISH TO LOSE WEIGHT!)
  • Compares her desires to sing, to Christina Aguilera, and how no amount of schooling could teach her that
  • She has practiced a lot of songs in her lifetime, and she has , honestly, she has recorded herself singing the SAME SONG
  • and she totally swears she gets better. TOTALLY GUYS
  • She "hopes we enjoyed this reaction, it was NOT requested, but she enjoyed it"
  • Takes requests for videos for us to ask her to react to
  • Says it can be LIDURALLY any video as long as (cue CUNTLYNN) "could be anything, unless it'll get me demonetized or copyrighted a hm hm hm <cunt laugh>"
  • (Signs off with, I swear to god) "Anywho's... anyHOOZLE hyuck hyuck hyuck"
 
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L_I_F_T_E_D said:
According to her Twitter, both the "ER Part 2" and a "weight loss update" will be posted tomorrow, July 12th.

Guessing that means one of those ER visits included them having to take her weight?

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The “weight loss” update video will either result in her saying she gained x amount of lbs or she managed to lose 2lbs in a day.
 
RemoveKebab said:
Her trackpad and keyboard are filthy (no surprise). Can you imagine what would drop out if you turned the laptop upside down and shook it?
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Whatever dropped out would be the catalyst to make the person in your profile pic actually come to life. Trumpberlynn y’all. If you made that picture, props, it’s fucking hilarious.
 
At this point I think it's safe to say that she's never going to talk about her weight again... Until that scale reads significantly over 600. These are definitely old videos - It almost makes me wonder if she died and Becky is just uploading all of her unreleased shit.

RIP Dainty Gorl :feels:
Hopefully Heaven's clouds can support her better than that old dingy bra
 
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